Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Montserrat]

KWANINI UFE MASIKINI?

BEI YA FIGO NI MILIONI 500-900
UZA FIGO MOJA KWA MILIOMI 700
CHUKUA MILIONI 500 KABETI MECHI 2 ZA ODDS 2.4 MFANO MPE BAYERN WIN NA BARCA WIN
UTAPATA KAMA BILION 2.1
CHUKUA MILIONI 700 KANUNUE FIGO URUDISHIE
UTABAKIWA NA BILIONI 1.4 JUMLISHA NA ZILE MILIONI200 ZILIZOBAKI BAADA YA KUBETI INAKUWA BILIONI 1.6

Hafu mseme sikuwashauri![emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

Good idea, anza wewe kuuza figo lako, halafu tuletee mrejesho

 

[MUUZA NGADA]

GIRL IN A SEX SHOP

Girl: Where is the artificial penis section
Salesman: That corner
Girl: How much for this big Red one ?
Salesman: Sorry Madam that is a FIRE EXSTINGUISHER
Ladies and greediness [emoji23][emoji23]

Nmecheka Sana [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[MUUZA NGADA]

Hatari [emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

BARABARANI + UPEPO MKALI+ KWENYE BODABODA

(Dereva Ananipigisha Story)

Dereva: Siku Moja Bwana Zhziskp abzizos. Zhsosnshzs Umeona
Me: Eeeeeh

Dereva: Si akaja osj uzusi laosa jlqozos We Unaonaje?
Me: Kweli Kabisa [emoji30]

Dereva: basi Sasa gUskosjbs lzosks
Me:Ndiooo

🤦🏾‍♂️

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Hahahahaha nimerudi sasa

 

[Freyzem]

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[Capitano]

Daah umepanic balaa,pole

Hajapanic bali kwanza hajui hesabu lakini pia au ana wivu juu yako au hakupendi tu kwa sababu yeyote ile. Maana ameshindwa kujustfy huko kukosoa kwake

 

[Magisha]

Unaenda kunyadua dem alafu [emoji533][emoji533] dick inakataa kuamka...kisha unasikia kwa jirani ile ngoma ya..sita simama maovu yakitawala....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji16][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Freyzem]

Daah umepanic balaa,pole

Amepotea jukwaa...mhurumie

 

[Blaki Womani]

I was shocked when I heard a fat girl singing" I believe I can fly" my sister that one na mission impossible oo🤣🤣🤣🤣,, have u ever seen an elephant fly before?[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hahahahaha

 

[Numbisa]

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Hajapanic bali kwanza hajui hesabu lakini pia au ana wivu juu yako au hakupendi tu kwa sababu yeyote ile. Maana ameshindwa kujustfy huko kukosoa kwake

Amepotea jukwaa...mhurumie

 

[wakusoza]

KWANINI UFE MASIKINI?

BEI YA FIGO NI MILIONI 500-900
UZA FIGO MOJA KWA MILIOMI 700
CHUKUA MILIONI 500 KABETI MECHI 2 ZA ODDS 2.4 MFANO MPE BAYERN WIN NA BARCA WIN
UTAPATA KAMA BILION 2.1
CHUKUA MILIONI 700 KANUNUE FIGO URUDISHIE
UTABAKIWA NA BILIONI 1.4 JUMLISHA NA ZILE MILIONI200 ZILIZOBAKI BAADA YA KUBETI INAKUWA BILIONI 1.6

Hafu mseme sikuwashauri![emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

ww unaaishi zimbambwe

 

[wakusoza]

Hivi ni mimi peke yangu au na nyie wenzangu mmegundua kuwa ARVs za cku hizi zna kauchachu fulani

 

[Jumong S]

*unampiga mkeo halafu unasingizia pombe*
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*Brother mbona hiyo pombe haijakutuma ukafanye fujo jeshini*
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Ha ha haaaaa

 

[Kingfisher]

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[toroka uje mjini]

Rafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...

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Hii kali[emoji3][emoji3]

 

[mohamedidrisa789]

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[asubuhi sana]

CCM INAWATAKIA ASUBUHI NJEMA [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[supercharger GT]

CCM INAWATAKIA ASUBUHI NJEMA [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] kweli hii ni asubuhi sana

 

[asubuhi sana]

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[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] kweli hii ni asubuhi sana