Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Hapa una maana gani Numbisa, ?natarajia jibu(natumai hutonikatili).
 
This would be number one post in this thread hahahahah
 
He's gonna give you the earlier one haha
 
Guy: You are the sunshine of my life..Without you life is cloudy.
You are in my heart like rain water for barren land.

GIRL: Is this a proposal or a "weather report"?[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Numbisa, Numbisa, Numbisa, you gonna break my ribs [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]
 
*3 sperms* talking about the future
*Sperm 1* : i want to be footballer
*Sperm 2* : i want to be doctor
*Sperm 3* : i want........ Oh my God
*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
*Sperm 3* : our future is ruined, the bastard is masturbating[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
A girl visited a doctor to complain about her private part does not grow hair anymore, the doctor ask about the type of work she does, she replied prostitution, the doctor laughed and said have you ever seen a busy road growing grass before??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"
 
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