Nelson nely
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- Jan 25, 2014
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Hapa una maana gani Numbisa, ?natarajia jibu(natumai hutonikatili).The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Duh navitwanga makofiLadies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!
This would be number one post in this thread hahahahahWife: 'How would you describe me?'
Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'
Wife: 'What does that mean?'
Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'
Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'
Husband: 'I'm just kidding
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He's gonna give you the earlier one hahamy boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call.....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”
[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]Guy: You are the sunshine of my life..Without you life is cloudy.
You are in my heart like rain water for barren land.
GIRL: Is this a proposal or a "weather report"?[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Numbisa, Numbisa, Numbisa, you gonna break my ribs [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]Unaenda kunyadua dem alafu [emoji533][emoji533] dick inakataa kuamka...kisha unasikia kwa jirani ile ngoma ya..sita simama maovu yakitawala....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji16][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703]
[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] iIf girls can easily cheat on soldiers, who carry AK47 [emoji379][emoji379][emoji379],,bombs and grenades [emoji378][emoji378]....Who do u think u are with a laptop and earphones........[emoji442][emoji1522][emoji335]
Hapa una maana gani Numbisa, ?natarajia jibu(natumai hutonikatili).
Mkuu hii comment nilicheka sanaNumbisa, Numbisa, Numbisa, you gonna break my ribs [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]
[emoji23] [emoji23] shimba una akili gani eeNinunue condom 20K na ARV's ni bure?...[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
Siwezi mimi...[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439]
Wewe unaona hiyo ni sawa? Kupoteza pesa kujikinga wakati "matibabu" ni bure?[emoji23] [emoji23] shimba una akili gani ee