Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

*KUKUTA NYWELE KWENYE CHAKULA SIO TATIZO,TATIZO NI KUWAZA ITAKUWA IMETOKA SEHEMU GANI*
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*Message nyingine miyeyusho kweli yani, afu zinazingua kinoma noma, Eti ona kama hii ndo imeishia hapa ....!!*
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*Nilimuomba Mwanamke anipige busu kwenye simu akanitumia hii emoji [emoji8], na yeye akaniomba nimtumie pesa kwenye simu nikamtumia hii [emoji385][emoji383], kanimind eti sipo serious, sasa nani alieanza kuzingua hapo?*
*_Kafanya ujinga mimi nikafanya upumbavu._* [emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

*Magroup raha sana unapata namba ya mwanamke bila kuomba [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]tunahangaikaga sana kuomba namba lkn kwenye group zenyewe zinajileta, na wala uhulizwi umetoa wapi namba,shikamoo group [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]*

*MJAZO DAY+*
*Jaza form kwa kutumia neno (zi ) naamka asubuhi nina usingi....? nakunywa chai na maanda....? Kwa mchu....? wa na....? na ndi....? ninae soma sms hii mimi ni chi....? pia mshen....? niliekosa ra....? za waza....? na nakaa mwaka mzima sinyowi mavu....? sababu naona ka....?kwenda dukan kununua topa.....,,!Aaah!Best unajaza kweli,du kweli wewe chi.....?najua 2 utalipiza ukishaisoma hii sms naomba uwatumie mach.....?.*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤣🤣🤣

~Bongo movie bana eti jini kavaa T-shirt ya BiKo~



*Nimezima TV nimeona bora niingie JF tu*🤣🤣

*Wanaume ni wapishi[emoji1465]‍[emoji505] wazuri tu katika jamii..... Hivi fikiria [emoji848]*

*Mayai mawili 🥚🥚....Ndizi moja [emoji529] ...na Maziwa kwa mbalii🥛......Inawafanya wanawake wahangaike miezi tisa🤰🏽......Anaye bishana na upishi huu anione [emoji395] [emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]*

*Duniani Hakunaga mtu anaye tembea haraka haraka kama mwanamke anaye enda kufumania*
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Numbisa said:

I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go home.

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Life changes..

Numbisa said:

So Y'all Have The Bible App, Nudes And Porn On The Same Phone?

What a sin
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Aisee..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Thank you Numbisa [emoji120][emoji120]

Jamaa karudi kutoka Kanisani kufika nyumbani akaanza kumbeba Mkewe juu juu hadi Mke wake akawa ana furahi... Mkewe akamuuliza Mume wangu leo unanibeba juu juu na si kawaida kulikoni? Mume akamwambia Mchungaji kasema kuanzia leo tunyanyue Matatizo yetu juu

Juzi kati hapo kuna dada mmoja alinitext akaniambia....
JIRANI NJOO NIKUPE VITU kwa harakaharaka kidume si nikaenda kwa huyo sister... kufika akanipa ufagio, ndoo, pamoja na sufuria mbili.

kilichofuata sijui

Unakuta mdada katoboa pua, masikio, kidevu, kitovu lakini hajatoboa hata maisha

ukisikia matumizi mabaya ya matobo ndo haya

Uchawi ni nini?

uchawi ni pale unapoenda kuomba kazi halafu boss wako anakuambia hakuna kazi maana hujapita jeshini wakati wewe jeshini ndo njia yako yako ya kila siku

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Unakuta unamtongoza demu leo, kesho inbox sms kibao anaomba hela,
mwambie dada nilikuambia nakupenda na sio umepata kazi

sipendagi unyonyaji

wakusoza said:

Hivi ni mimi peke yangu au na nyie wenzangu mmegundua kuwa ARVs za cku hizi zna kauchachu fulani

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Wanaotumia wanakuja

lothrito said:

Unakuta unamtongoza demu leo, kesho inbox sms kibao anaomba hela,
mwambie dada nilikuambia nakupenda na sio umepata kazi

sipendagi unyonyaji

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Ukitongoza kubali yote