Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Hawachi · Feb 10, 2019

hesbone said:
Umeenda kutembea ukweni kwako baada ya chakula chausiku unapewa chumba chakulala inapofika usiku unatakakutoka kwenda kujisaidi kwasababu taa zimezimwa unapamia vyombo vya chakula sebleni kipindi unajalibu kupapasa uviweke sawa mala taa inawashwa na mama mkwe anaona umeshika vyombo anakwambia, baba kama hukushiba ungesema [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaha

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 11, 2019

Her: Nisaidie bundle....
Me: *141 * 2354235678435674#
Her: wewe haijaingia
Me: Paka mate
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Hawachi · Feb 11, 2019

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Her: Nisaidie bundle....
Me: *141 * 2354235678435674#
Her: wewe haijaingia
Me: Paka mate
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😀😀😀😀

Foxhound · Feb 11, 2019

Period my foot[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

°°ᴶᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢˢʸ ⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᶜᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ʷⁱᵗᶜʰ°°

Marvelous King · Feb 11, 2019

Beberu Mwitu said:
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°°ᴶᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢˢʸ ⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᶜᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ʷⁱᵗᶜʰ°°

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#WAHUNI SIO WATU WAZURI

Marvelous King · Feb 11, 2019

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Her: Nisaidie bundle....
Me: *141 * 2354235678435674#
Her: wewe haijaingia
Me: Paka mate
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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] eti paka mate

#WAHUNI SIO WATU WAZURI

komamgo · Feb 11, 2019

Tamu

Freyzem said:
Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

Diason David · Feb 12, 2019

Mkuu nunu ndio nini?

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
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Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 12, 2019

Lord eyes said:
Mkuu nunu ndio nini?

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Mbunye. Slang ya Wakenya nadhani...

Kimwerymdodo5 · Feb 12, 2019

Babati said:
Hakuna haja mkuu endelea na hadithi yako

😂😂😂😂😂

sajumo · Feb 12, 2019

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Mbunye. Slang ya Wakenya nadhani...

Simba wamefuta mojaaaÄa\ . Hahahahahaaa instrument used Katika kunyanduana

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Foxhound · Feb 13, 2019

Aibu ni nini?
Aibu ni pale unarudi kazini umechoka sana, kufika nyumbani unafungua mlango na kuingia ndani unafikia sofani unajamba kwanza huku ukiwa umefumba macho, unapofumbua unakutana na sura ya mama mkwe ameketi sofa ya pembeni [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

3x² + 5 + 4x³ - x² + 2x³ + 9

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 13, 2019

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 13, 2019

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Kirokonya · Feb 14, 2019

Numbisa said:
pale unapoamua kutulia na Mpenzi wako muyajenge mahusiano yenu Mara Shetani anatokea anaiba mfuko wa Cement inauma sana.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Na shetwan anapitiaga ghafla kwelikweli.

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Numbisa · Feb 14, 2019

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa amekaa zake sebuleni anasoma gazeti ghafla akapigwa frampen usoni na mkewe😂😂 JAMAA: vp tena mke wangu kulikoni😳😳 MKE: kwenye suruali yako wakati najiandaa kuifua nimekuta kikaratasi kimeandikwa "JENNY", unaweza kunieleza huyo JENNY ni nani kwako😬😬 JAMAA: aaah! wiki ilopita nilikuwa kwenye mashndano ya farasi, na Jenny ndo jina alobandikwa farasi wangu yaani farasi wangu aliitwa JENNY😌😌 MKE: sorry darling!👏🏼👏🏼 Siku iliofuata jamaa akiwa amekaa tena kochini huku akisoma gazeti, alishtukia amepigwa tena frampen ya uso "kwaang!" JAMAA: Uwiiiiiii! jamani mke wangu nini tena😪😪😳😳 MKE: farasi wako anakupigia simu😬😬😬

Numbisa · Feb 14, 2019

MUME: kuna tangazo limetoka mke wangu mwenye watoto 10 anapata zawadi ya gari🚙🚙😄😄 MKE: lakini sisi tuna watoto 8 tu mume wangu😳😳 MUME: samahani sana mke wangu nilihofia kukwambia nina watoto wawili nje ya ndoa naenda kuwachukua ili niongezee😄😄 Baada ya kurudi akakuta mkewe analia🤣🤣 MUME: hee!! Mi nilidhani yameisha kumbe ndio unalia😳😳.!! Na watoto👯‍♂👬 wapo wapi nikajipatie mkoko🚙? MKE: naomba unisamehe mume wangu katika watoto 8 wa kwako ni wawili tu na 6 ni wa daudi kaja kuwachukua ili aongezee🤣🤣 MUME: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Numbisa · Feb 14, 2019

Ukimwona mbwa🐶 harusini usimpige wala kumfukuza inawezekana kilichompeleka pale ndicho kilichokuleta na wew🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼

Numbisa · Feb 14, 2019

Jambo Linaloumiza Moyo ni pale ukute Whatsap ya Mpz wako ametumiwa na jinsia nyingine ile emoji ya kujiramba Unajiuliza alimuonesha nini

Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

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