Hawachi
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Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Her: Nisaidie bundle....
Me: *141 * 2354235678435674#
Her: wewe haijaingia
Me: Paka mate
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Me: *141 * 2354235678435674#
Her: wewe haijaingia
Me: Paka mate
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Hawachi
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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] eti paka mate
#WAHUNI SIO WATU WAZURI
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Tamu
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Shimba ya Buyenze
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Mbunye. Slang ya Wakenya nadhani...
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Simba wamefuta mojaaaÄa\ . Hahahahahaaa instrument used Katika kunyanduana
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Aibu ni nini?
Aibu ni pale unarudi kazini umechoka sana, kufika nyumbani unafungua mlango na kuingia ndani unafikia sofani unajamba kwanza huku ukiwa umefumba macho, unapofumbua unakutana na sura ya mama mkwe ameketi sofa ya pembeni [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]
3x² + 5 + 4x³ - x² + 2x³ + 9
Aibu ni pale unarudi kazini umechoka sana, kufika nyumbani unafungua mlango na kuingia ndani unafikia sofani unajamba kwanza huku ukiwa umefumba macho, unapofumbua unakutana na sura ya mama mkwe ameketi sofa ya pembeni [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]
3x² + 5 + 4x³ - x² + 2x³ + 9
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa amekaa zake sebuleni anasoma gazeti ghafla akapigwa frampen usoni na mkewe😂😂 JAMAA: vp tena mke wangu kulikoni😳😳 MKE: kwenye suruali yako wakati najiandaa kuifua nimekuta kikaratasi kimeandikwa "JENNY", unaweza kunieleza huyo JENNY ni nani kwako😬😬 JAMAA: aaah! wiki ilopita nilikuwa kwenye mashndano ya farasi, na Jenny ndo jina alobandikwa farasi wangu yaani farasi wangu aliitwa JENNY😌😌 MKE: sorry darling!👏🏼👏🏼 Siku iliofuata jamaa akiwa amekaa tena kochini huku akisoma gazeti, alishtukia amepigwa tena frampen ya uso "kwaang!" JAMAA: Uwiiiiiii! jamani mke wangu nini tena😪😪😳😳 MKE: farasi wako anakupigia simu😬😬😬
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MUME: kuna tangazo limetoka mke wangu mwenye watoto 10 anapata zawadi ya gari🚙🚙😄😄 MKE: lakini sisi tuna watoto 8 tu mume wangu😳😳 MUME: samahani sana mke wangu nilihofia kukwambia nina watoto wawili nje ya ndoa naenda kuwachukua ili niongezee😄😄 Baada ya kurudi akakuta mkewe analia🤣🤣 MUME: hee!! Mi nilidhani yameisha kumbe ndio unalia😳😳.!! Na watoto👯♂👬 wapo wapi nikajipatie mkoko🚙? MKE: naomba unisamehe mume wangu katika watoto 8 wa kwako ni wawili tu na 6 ni wa daudi kaja kuwachukua ili aongezee🤣🤣 MUME: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳