Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[EMMYGUY]

Mfalme alitaka kujua idadi ya makahaba ktk mji wake akawaambia wajipange foleni kuhesabiwa.
wakapanga mara bibi kizee akapita akamuona mjukuu wake katika foleni akamuuliza kuna nini
hapa? mjukuu akamwambia "mfalme anagawa maembe bibi"
Bibi akaunga foleni kwa uroho wa maembe.
mfalme alipomfikia bibi akamuuliza hata wewe bibi? Bibi Akamjibu "mie tena ndio mtaalamu hadi kokwa
nanyonya"
mfalme akapoteza fahamu... [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Hata saa mbovu kuna waqt husema kweli watanzania wamesema ni zamu yao na kweli imekuwa zamu yao.

 

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*TANZANIA mpira tunajua. Tatizo lilikuwa bei ya bia tuu..*
Hapa nakutana na MANGI MEKU anafunga duka na kuwahi Bar[emoji38]

 

[Foxhound]

Mliozaliwa Siku Kama Ya Leo, Basi Mtakuwa Mmezaliwa Siku Moja Na Mwanamuziki wa Uingereza Elton John... Hii Ni Taarifa Tu Wakuu Msije Mkarusha Ngumi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

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*Imagine umemsaidia msichana mzuri kubadilisha tairi ya gari yake. Siku nyingine unakutana nae unakosa story mpaka unamuuliza tairi linaendeleaje?* [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

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*NIKO porini hapa Rafiki yangu ameng'atwa na NYOKA kichwani,nimemfunga kamba shingoni ili SUMU isisambae mwilini baada ya kurusha rusha mateke na ngumi sasa ametulia katoa macho tuu.........* *NADHANI SUMU NDIO INAISHIA SASA..*

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[Issuna]

daaaa raha sanaa

 

[shylock]

*NIKO porini hapa Rafiki yangu ameng'atwa na NYOKA kichwani,nimemfunga kamba shingoni ili SUMU isisambae mwilini baada ya kurusha rusha mateke na ngumi sasa ametulia katoa macho tuu.........* *NADHANI SUMU NDIO INAISHIA SASA..*

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😨😨😨shubamiiiiiiit. Mfukie wanyama wasiskie harufu wakawatafuna maana simu ya nyoka mwilini ni kama chachandu porini 😆😆😆.

 

[Hawachi]

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[victor moshi]

Imeishaa hiyooo

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[mamylove]

Hahahahahaha

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[Kirokonya]

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Hiyo ndoto kali.
Dereva unasukuma gari iliyokwama mwenyewe!

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[Nelson nely]

Aisee

 

[shylock]

Kweli maisha hayako fair
Age15.:nataka kuwa Doctor bingwa. Form 4 unapata yai. Unajipongeza sio issue mi mwenyewe fighter nitatoboa tu
Age22.:unamiliki kabodaboda, nataka niwe kama mengi. Unaishia kuwa na watoto wa nje ya ndoa nyomi.
Age32: unawaza jinsi yakumpa sound maza hause. Vyuma mzee baba🔧🔩
Age39 and above...................ndio anaejua

 

[Atkinson]

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[Numbisa]

In my culture,when there is a ceremony next door we dont cook

 

[Numbisa]

So much wisdom on People's WhatsApp status, so much foolishness when you start chatting with them.

 

[Numbisa]

Don't Feel Bad if You Have A Small Dick Everything Happens For a Reason, Maybe it Won't reach Deep into Where STD And HIV Are Kept.

 

[Numbisa]

Congratulations to women who got pregnant by men they met on Facebook, youre carrying a little notification...

 

[Kirokonya]

At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”

Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta Kemi, nomi, jonte and 8 others fingered you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Duuuh! Itakuwa mbaya, kha eti [emoji867]kabisaaaaa?

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