Kirokonya
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Pombe si chaiAisee
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] haswaaIn my culture,when there is a ceremony next door we dont cook
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Mi nawekaga kabisa na chausiku[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] haswaa
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]siku ya valentine day hua napenda kutumia muda wangu kuwaangalia mademu wafupi waliovaa red dresses maana hua nawafananisha na kimtungi cha ORYX
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Nikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] sijui hata nilikuwa natumia bangi ya wapi[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]What is KISIRANI?
KISIRANI is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father....
Things are now getting KISIRANIFUL. You require a
DNA test to prove you are not the father...
Things are now getting KISIRANISTIC when the doctor
comes with the result saying you cannot be a father
because you are infertile... You are relieved, but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!...
Now you are extremely KISIRANIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of
those kids... You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
KISIRANED.
You decided to travel home to complain to your
mother about the latest development.. And your
mum with tears running down her cheeks tells you,
my son, I'm so sorry your dad ain't really your dad...
Then you know that things are now KISIRANICATED
And if u dont laugh you are KISIRANILISIOUS
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....hiyo ya kocha mchezeshaji.....Hapo chini kushoto ndio namba zake za simu au[emoji849]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Hii ngoma imenibamba jo[emoji4][emoji4]
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Kuna mjinga kajaribu kuplay[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]