[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Mfalme alitaka kujua idadi ya makahaba ktk mji wake akawaambia wajipange foleni kuhesabiwa.
wakapanga mara bibi kizee akapita akamuona mjukuu wake katika foleni akamuuliza kuna nini
hapa? mjukuu akamwambia "mfalme anagawa maembe bibi"
Bibi akaunga foleni kwa uroho wa maembe.
mfalme alipomfikia bibi akamuuliza hata wewe bibi? Bibi Akamjibu "mie tena ndio mtaalamu hadi kokwa
nanyonya"
mfalme akapoteza fahamu... [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]
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😨😨😨shubamiiiiiiit. Mfukie wanyama wasiskie harufu wakawatafuna maana simu ya nyoka mwilini ni kama chachandu porini 😆😆😆.*NIKO porini hapa Rafiki yangu ameng'atwa na NYOKA kichwani,nimemfunga kamba shingoni ili SUMU isisambae mwilini baada ya kurusha rusha mateke na ngumi sasa ametulia katoa macho tuu.........* *NADHANI SUMU NDIO INAISHIA SASA..*
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Duuuh! Itakuwa mbaya, kha eti [emoji867]kabisaaaaa?At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”
Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta Kemi, nomi, jonte and 8 others fingered you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]