Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

*MWANAMKE WA MAREKANI UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE UNA KANSA,*

*MWANAMKE WA URUSI UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE UNA MALARIA*

*NA MWANAMKE WA CHINA UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE, UNA MAFUA*

*MWANAMKE WA TANZANIA UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE SINA HELA_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125]*
 
Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:
Mimi: Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...
Afande: Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
Mimi: Nipo hapa makaburini...
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Namuona hamorapa anafungasha nguo kwenye bengi nazani atakua anaenda kuwapa pole familia ya yesu
 
KIINGEREZA NI WITO JAMANI NYIEEE!!
Kuna jamaa flan alikuwa anauza mbuzi za kukuna nazi, yaani vibao vya kukuna nazi ghafla mzungu akapita!
Mzungu: Jambo...
Jamaa: Jambo...
Mzungu: what is this my friend...?
Jamaa: this is goat for kwarukwaru coconut...not goat meee!
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Money is evil
Jamaa mmoja karudi mapema kutoka Kazini mpole!
MKEWE: Vipi leo mbona mapema na mpole hivyo?
MUME: Ofisi yetu imeungua Moto na watu wote wamekufa.
MKEWE: Sasa ilikuwaje wewe ukapona?
MUME: Nilikuwa chooni, nje kidogo na ofisi.
MKEWE: Loh maskini familia zao zitakuwaje?
MUME: Watalipwa milioni 200 kila mfiwa.
MKEWE: Akahamaki kwa hasira, "Ona sasa kunyakunya kwako ovyo umetukosesha mihela yote!!
Hebu rudi huko kabla moto haujazimika!....[emoji85][emoji85][emoji125][emoji125]
Hoi kwa cheko.
 
Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg, Donald Trump, myself and other billionares would like to wish u a HAPPY EASTER.


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Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg, Donald Trump, myself and other billionares would like to wish u a HAPPY EASTER.


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Thank u on behalf of myself and people of united state of America....oohh sorry! People of united forum of jamii!
 
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