Khantwe
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Hata bure hatuchukui
Hata bure hatuchukui[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85]*WADADA BHANA, KITANDANI ATACHANUA MIGUU KAMA NINJA ILA KUTANUA MIGUU ARUKE MTARO ANAOGOPA*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
haa haaa haaa we acha tu saiv nimekosana na room mate wangu apa chuo mana azipiti siku mbile lzm nimpige exzile yaana akalale geto kwa machiz[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Ile umetoka zako kupiga module unataka urudi geto ujipumzishe hata kidogo........ Ile unafika karibia getoh xmx inangia nipo na shemeji yako...... So chelewa kidogo... [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Kama nakuona vile ulivyomind..................
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kuishi chumba kimoja wanaume wawili halafu wote wazima inahitaji ufungue moyoo
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday, but the kids got fed up.
Gal: Nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku.
Boy: kwa nini?
Gal: Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini.
Boy: Nilidhani ni mimi tuu!
Gal: ata wewe? Ona zangu venye ni mob. Ebu nione zako.
Boy: taking short down. Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily.
Gal: Ghai! Yako imezidi, si manyoya pekee,unamea shingo ya kuku pia.
Boy: hata si shingo pekee, shika usikie mayai mbili hapa chini ya shingo.......
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[emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] mungu anakuona ujue*WADADA BHANA, KITANDANI ATACHANUA MIGUU KAMA NINJA ILA KUTANUA MIGUU ARUKE MTARO ANAOGOPA*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Chezea mtaro wewe!!![emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23] mungu anakuona ujue
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Duh! Ungekagua kila mahali.Sijui kwanini wanawake wagumu sana kuelewa. Mke wangu aliondoka nyumbani na kumwacha mtoto wetu Wa kiume Wa miezi 6 akilia mnooo. Dada Wa kazi akambembeleza weeee hakunyamaza. Akamwimbia hakunyamaza. Akaamua kutoa nyonyo zake na kumpa mtoto. Mwanangu akanyamaza pale pale. Akiwa anamnyonyesha Mimi nikaingia. Nikamuwakia dada. " unataka kumuambukiza mtoto magonjwa?[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35] [emoji35]. "Hapana baba hayatoi maziwa Mimi nimempa tu anyamaze!!" . " kweli hayatoi?". Nikaamua kuthibitisha. Nikamtoa mtoto na nikawa nanyonya Mimi. " ahaa kweli hayatoi. Hebu hilo kingine! Nalo halitoi?. Mara wife kaingia.nikamwambia kuwa nafanya uchunguzi Wa nililolikuta. Hakuamini. Hebu niambieni. Wapi nimekosea? Kufuatilia afya ya mtoto ni kosa? Wanawake acheni hizo!
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Kumbe kuna mnyama anaitwa Kanga.?!Hahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]sasa io kanga ya kuvaa au kanga mnyama
[emoji50][emoji50]Kumbe kuna mnyama anaitwa Kanga.?!
Mi mgeni sijajua vizuri kithwahili.[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji446] [emoji446]
[emoji12] [emoji12]Huyo jini mvumilivu sana...