Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Freyzem · Apr 25, 2017

mhufiki said:
Kutongozana cyo ishu

Umetongozwa...?[emoji15]

Numbisa · Apr 25, 2017

Khantwe · Apr 25, 2017

mhufiki said:
Kutongozana cyo ishu

Hee sio ishu tukale wapi?

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 25, 2017

_Wageni wa zamani wakifika nyumbani
kwako chakwanza wanaangalia kwenye
Friji._
_Lakini wageni wa sasa raha
saaana,wakifika nyumbani kwako swali la
kwanza,_ _*UNA CHAJA YA SMART PHONE??*_
_Shikamoo Wageni woote_

TheJungleMaster · Apr 25, 2017

Kadri navyoendelea kusoma naona stress zinapongua... Ngoja niendelee

Mwifwa · Apr 25, 2017

Ivi Dunia si inazunguka, Tukifika Dubai mnishushe

TZ bby · Apr 25, 2017

Hahahahaja

Mozu1991 · Apr 25, 2017

Nelson nely said:
Jamaa aliingia msikitini akiwa kashika panga huku jasho likimtoka,akasema"nani muislamu humu?"wote wakauchuna.Akarudia tena"nauliza nani muislamu humu hamnisikii?"wote kimya.Akamgeukia Imamu"wewe sio muislamu?"...Imamu:aaaaah jamani kukaa mbele tu hapa ndo nimeshakuwa muislamu?"...Akamshika mkono muumini mmoja aliyekuwa karibu na mlango akamtoa nje,akamwambia "naomba ukanichinjie mbuzi nyumbani nina wageni leo waislamu"....jamaa akaenda akamchinjia halaf akamwambia"ila utaalamu wa kuchuna ngozi sina labda ukamchukue mwenzangu"....jamaa ikabidi arudi msikitini huku panga linavuja damu....Imamu kuona vile akasema"tumsifu Yesu kristo"...waumini wakaitikia"milele amina!!"

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halloperidon · Apr 25, 2017

Nelson nely said:
Jamaa aliingia msikitini akiwa kashika panga huku jasho likimtoka,akasema"nani muislamu humu?"wote wakauchuna.Akarudia tena"nauliza nani muislamu humu hamnisikii?"wote kimya.Akamgeukia Imamu"wewe sio muislamu?"...Imamu:aaaaah jamani kukaa mbele tu hapa ndo nimeshakuwa muislamu?"...Akamshika mkono muumini mmoja aliyekuwa karibu na mlango akamtoa nje,akamwambia "naomba ukanichinjie mbuzi nyumbani nina wageni leo waislamu"....jamaa akaenda akamchinjia halaf akamwambia"ila utaalamu wa kuchuna ngozi sina labda ukamchukue mwenzangu"....jamaa ikabidi arudi msikitini huku panga linavuja damu....Imamu kuona vile akasema"tumsifu Yesu kristo"...waumini wakaitikia"milele amina!!"

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mindpower · Apr 25, 2017

TZ bby · Apr 26, 2017

Vuta picha umegia chooni kukata gogo pembeni yako lile dishi kubwa la maji limejaa fully, unamaliza kukata gogo unaangalia kopo la kutawaza lipo kama hatua tano ivi ndo utajua kuwa bata akitembea analinga au anayake!

Scars · Apr 26, 2017

Mpemba Alikuwa Anamfundisha Binti yake
MBA MBE MBI MBU

Binti akamuuliza baba mbn umeruka moja?
Baba akamjibu iyo utaisoma kwa mumeo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

Kuna Bata Wa Jirani Yangu Huwa Namuonea Huruma Sana Kila Siku Anakuja Kumpanda Bata Wangu Na
Akimaliza Tu Utaona Kuna Utumbo Mrefu Unaburuza Chini Leo Nimemvizia Alivyomaliza Kumpanda Tu
Nikaudaka Ule Utumbo Na Kuukata Na Kisu Basi Yule Bata Tangu Asubuhi Amelala
Tu,Wenyewe Wanamtafuta Nahisi Ule
Utumbo Ulikua Unamnyima Usingizi..

Internal · Apr 26, 2017

Mwifwa said:
Niliitwa kwenye interview baada ya kukubaliwa maombi yangu ya kazi, nilipofika nilikuwa na furaha sana maana ndoto zangu za kupata ajira ndio zilikuwa zinaenda kutimia, nikaingia moja kwa moja ofisini alipo interviewer akaniambia ''wait please" nikamjibu '65kg' .
Ameniambia nirudi wiki ijayo, nadhani nitaenda kuanza kazi moja kwa moja.

Acheni izo ndug

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

Kuishi Kijijini Inabidi Uwe Mvumilivu... Unaenda Kuoga Unakumbuka Umesaau
Sabuni Unaenda Kuchukua Unarudi Bafuni Unakuta Ng'ombe Kanywa Maji Yote Unaenda Kuchukua Maji Mengine Ile Kurudi Unakuta Mbuzi Kala Sabuni

Freyzem · Apr 26, 2017

lothrito said:
Kuna Bata Wa Jirani Yangu Huwa Namuonea Huruma Sana Kila Siku Anakuja Kumpanda Bata Wangu Na
Akimaliza Tu Utaona Kuna Utumbo Mrefu Unaburuza Chini Leo Nimemvizia Alivyomaliza Kumpanda Tu
Nikaudaka Ule Utumbo Na Kuukata Na Kisu Basi Yule Bata Tangu Asubuhi Amelala
Tu,Wenyewe Wanamtafuta Nahisi Ule
Utumbo Ulikua Unamnyima Usingizi..

Ohoooo!...[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

*Alaf Wale Mademu Wanaowavua Maboy
Wao KOFIA Alaf Wanakimbia Nayo Thinking
Its FUNNY And ROMANTIC*..
*Hiv Nyie Mkivuliwa MAWIGI Tukakimbia
Nayo Mtajiskiaje?*

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

Hivi Wale Wakaka Wanaopenda Kuuliza Wadada "Utanitembelea Lini" *Kwani Wenyewe Ni Vivutio Vya Utalii??

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

*Njia Rahisi Ya Kupima Kama Demu Wako Kama
Ana Mimba[emoji1] Chukua Biskuti Muwekee Sehemu
Za Siri, Ukiona Biskuti[emoji1] Imeliwa Ujue Tayari Kuna Mtoto Ndani[emoji1]

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Apr 26, 2017

[emoji23]Ukiwa Wewe Ni Mdada Na Unadate Na
Wanaume Zaidi Ya Watatu[emoji23] Na Wananyonya Wote Maziwa Yako [emoji23]*Basi Wewe Ni Kiwanda cha Tanga fresh*[emoji23]

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