Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Kidanda · May 28, 2017

proskaeur said:
Kwa wale mnaofunga Ramadhani ,, naomba kuwakumbusha kuna watu tumejitolea kubeba mizigo yenu kipindi hiki,, tunaombeni namba za simu za michepuko yenu tuwasaidie kupunguza vishawishi

UNDUGU ni KUFAANA na SIO KUFANANA…!!?

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nchenje · May 28, 2017

Harnandez said:
Matokeo kidato cha nne, div 1 moja, div 2 moja , div 3 Na 4 hakuna, sifuri 200.
Afisa elimu: mkuu wa shule mbona wanafunzi wengi wamefeli
Mkuu wa shule: tumewaandaa wawe wakuu wa Mikoa Na wilaya[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

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Freyzem · May 28, 2017

Naomba tuheshimiane aliemwaga MAKINIKIA hapa getini kwangu aje atoe,sijawahi kutofautiana na serikali.
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GreenCity · May 28, 2017

*Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"*

thatonegAl · May 28, 2017

USILOLIJUA KUHUSU KONOKONO
Konokono hana mfupa wowote kwenye mwili wake na pia konokono ni aina ya
"Hermaphrodites",
Kwa maana kuwa wanamiliki jinsia mbili(kiume na kike). Kwenye kujamiiana
wanaviziana, atakaeruhusu kupandwa ndiyo anakuwa jike wakati huo na atataga mayai.Huyo ndio konokono[emoji13][emoji13]:: lakin embu fikiria: binadamu tungekua
"Hermaphrodites" na hizi akili zetu
ingekuwaje? Tungetembeleana kweli? Mkeo ukimzingua anakuvizia usiku umelala anakupa mimba! Unacheka!, shauri yako shukuru Mungu.[emoji13]

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · May 28, 2017

Kuna [HASHTAG]#dogo[/HASHTAG] hapa [HASHTAG]#kameza[/HASHTAG] sh.500 sasa tunataka kuitoa sijui tumpeleke #M-pesa au [HASHTAG]#Hospital[/HASHTAG] Nataka kuokoa maisha hapa

proskaeur · May 28, 2017

Foxhound · May 28, 2017

Miaka 30 iliyopita kipindi kama hiki ndio nilikuwa nanenepa[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] unataka kujua kwanini[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Nilikuwa naramba masufuria yalopikiwa futari[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Foxhound · May 28, 2017

proskaeur said:

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Cc: Kasie

Mozu1991 · May 29, 2017

harder king said:
John sanga ni mwanafunzi mchoraji,siku moja alichora noti ya shilingi elfu kumi kwenye sakafu..mwalimu alipoingia darasani ghafla akajikwaa akaanguka na kupasuka pua.....
Wakati alikua anakimbilia ile ela kuiokota,akauliza wanafunzi nani aliechora hapo chini?
Wanafunzi wote wakamtaja john
Mwalimu kamua kumpigia baba yake john simu(mzee sanga).
Mzee sanga kapokea akiwa hospital kalazwa, mwalimu akamweleza makosa ya mwanae, mzee sanga akamwambia afadhal yako wewe umepasuka pua hujalazwa, huyo mbwa Jana kachora uchi Wa mwanamke kwenye socket ya umeme
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UNAISI MZEE SANGA KAUMIA WAPI!!?

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Sam next · May 29, 2017

Dragoon said:
Itakuwa ndio niliyekutana nae pale kichochoroni. Akikuwa na chupa yake ya konyagi mkononi, nami nilikuwa na mzinga nimeshikilia akaniuliza: NAJIONA KWENYE KIOO AU.... mimi nikajibu: HATA MINI NASHANGAA KIOO KINAZUMGUMZA....
Sasa hivi ndo nagundua kweli sisi vyapombe hatuna akili nzuri

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Dark mode · May 29, 2017

Ila Uzi huu bana hata kama umekereka kiasi gani stress zote kuleeeee imenibid nisome comment zoooote kuanzia mwanzo

Mwifwa · May 29, 2017

Chriskiddy said:
Ila Uzi huu bana hata kama umekereka kiasi gani stress zote kuleeeee imenibid nisome comment zoooote kuanzia mwanzo

Hongera, comment zangu zipo ngapi?

Dark mode · May 29, 2017

Mwifwa said:
Hongera, comment zangu zipo ngapi?

Da sijakalili aise mana watu wengi wamecoment mkuu

Mwifwa · May 29, 2017

Chriskiddy said:
Da sijakalili aise mana watu wengi wamecoment mkuu

Usijali, endelea kufurahia digital life

Domhome · May 29, 2017

Mwalimu yuko darasani anafundisha somo la English..
Mwl: is a trouser singular or plural?
Pupil: singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

kichekoh · May 29, 2017

Hahaha

D Metakelfin · May 29, 2017

Domhome said:
Mwalimu yuko darasani anafundisha somo la English..
Mwl: is a trouser singular or plural?
Pupil: singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

hahaha

sergio 5 · May 29, 2017

kajojo said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] *Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji38][emoji38]*

Hii irinitokeaga mwaka 1965 wakat nafnya mtihan wa kidato cha 6

Foxhound · May 29, 2017

Demu: Mambo?
Dave: Poa nani?
Demu: Happy
Dave: Happy nani?
Demu: heee!! kwani unawajua wangapi?
Dave: Mmoja
Demu: mtaje
Dave: Happy Birthday
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