Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[kajojo]

maisha ya ndoa yanataka subira sana...... Unaweza kununua parachichi lako jioni ule na wali unakuta mtu kaliponda kapaka usoni

 

[Kituwakitu]

*MWANAMKE WA MAREKANI UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE UNA KANSA,*

*MWANAMKE WA URUSI UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE UNA MALARIA*

*NA MWANAMKE WA CHINA UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE, UNA MAFUA*

*MWANAMKE WA TANZANIA UKITAKA KUMTISHA MWAMBIE SINA HELA_[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125]*

 

[GISAMBO]

Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:
Mimi: Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...
Afande: Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
Mimi: Nipo hapa makaburini...
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[Freyzem]

 

[Nizzoh824]

Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:
Mimi: Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...
Afande: Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
Mimi: Nipo hapa makaburini...
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utanivunja mbavu

 

[kauzu12]

Namuona hamorapa anafungasha nguo kwenye bengi nazani atakua anaenda kuwapa pole familia ya yesu

 

[Mentor]

Hahahah subscribed...

 

[nra2303]

 

[Hechinodemata]

maisha ya ndoa yanataka subira sana...... Unaweza kununua parachichi lako jioni ule na wali unakuta mtu kaliponda kapaka usoni

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Freyzem]

KIINGEREZA NI WITO JAMANI NYIEEE!!
Kuna jamaa flan alikuwa anauza mbuzi za kukuna nazi, yaani vibao vya kukuna nazi ghafla mzungu akapita!
Mzungu: Jambo...
Jamaa: Jambo...
Mzungu: what is this my friend...?
Jamaa: this is goat for kwarukwaru coconut...not goat meee!
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[bigmash]

Money is evil
Jamaa mmoja karudi mapema kutoka Kazini mpole!
MKEWE: Vipi leo mbona mapema na mpole hivyo?
MUME: Ofisi yetu imeungua Moto na watu wote wamekufa.
MKEWE: Sasa ilikuwaje wewe ukapona?
MUME: Nilikuwa chooni, nje kidogo na ofisi.
MKEWE: Loh maskini familia zao zitakuwaje?
MUME: Watalipwa milioni 200 kila mfiwa.
MKEWE: Akahamaki kwa hasira, "Ona sasa kunyakunya kwako ovyo umetukosesha mihela yote!!
Hebu rudi huko kabla moto haujazimika!....[emoji85][emoji85][emoji125][emoji125]

Hoi kwa cheko.

 

[Foxhound]

Hizi ndio zilikuwa jezi zetu za kitaa kipindi nipo mdogo nagonga soka [emoji115] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[mwl]

Hizi ndio zilikuwa jezi zetu za kitaa kipindi nipo mdogo nagonga soka [emoji115] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Wa kwanza kushoto walochuchumaa naona kama daudi daudi daudi nani vile?

 

[Numbisa]

Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg, Donald Trump, myself and other billionares would like to wish u a HAPPY EASTER.


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[Emmanuel leopord]

Mm nakaa kabsa

 

[Oxpower]

Interesting

 

[Freyzem]

Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg, Donald Trump, myself and other billionares would like to wish u a HAPPY EASTER.


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Thank u on behalf of myself and people of united state of America....oohh sorry! People of united forum of jamii!

 

[mwl]

Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerburg, Donald Trump, myself and other billionares would like to wish u a HAPPY EASTER.


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Thanks on behalf of myself and my colleagues trillionares.

 

[Numbisa]

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Thanks on behalf of myself and my colleagues trillionares.

 

[Freyzem]

UTAFITI MDOGO NILIO UFANYA UNA ONYESHA PASAKA AITOKUA IME CHANGAMKA SANA COZ IME ANGUKIA TAREHE AMBAZO ATM CARD HAINA TOFAUTI NA CARD YA KUPIGIA KURA.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

HAPPY EASTER