Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

 

[stickvibration]

UTAFITI MDOGO NILIO UFANYA UNA ONYESHA PASAKA AITOKUA IME CHANGAMKA SANA COZ IME ANGUKIA TAREHE AMBAZO ATM CARD HAINA TOFAUTI NA CARD YA KUPIGIA KURA.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

HAPPY EASTER

 

[Van Pauser]

Leo nmeamka asbuh nikajiambia BE CAREFUL AND WATCH IT KAMA UNADHANI UNA FREEDOM YA KULALA MPAKA SAA MBILI NOT TO THAT EXTENT

 

[muzi]

Pale unambiwa mbona unakuwa kama bashite, unauliza ndo nini, wanakujibu wewe ni zero tu huna maana yeyote...hata mpaka sahivi sijapata jibu au mimi ni mtu maarufu sana duniani?

 

[proskaeur]

Leo ukisikia * beby nikuambie kitu* my friend zima simu toana betri kabsa…!!!

 

[Nelson nely]

Mkuu proskaeur huna tabia nzuri hahahahaaa

 

[Numbisa]

 

[muzi]

Hivi ushawahi kumpenda msichana hadi mkiwa church unamlipia SADAKA..............Unaweka kwenye kikapu alafu unamwampia mchungaji kwa ishara kwa ishara ya vidole uliyotoa nia YA WAWILI????
Ikifikia hatua hii basi ujue kazi ya moyo ni kusukuma CHAPATI🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

 

[Kiberiti Kidogo]

Nimecheka kwa sauti [emoji23]

Hahhahaaa stress zimeisha ngoja niingie kitaa kupiga pesa.

 

[thatsit]

Hahhahaaa stress zimeisha ngoja niingie kitaa kupiga pesa.

Umeonaeeee!! [emoji23]

 

[Foxhound]

Leo nimeboreka sana, yaani uzi unanipita bila moja

 

[Freyzem]

Chali Hatar
Ktk shule moja jijin MWANZA kulikuwa na test,kwenye huo mtihani kuna mwanafunz hajielew kwenye mtihan wa hesabu alikuta swali hivyo akafanya hivi:
9*2=1
9*3=2
9*4=3
9*5=4
9*6=5
9*7=6
9*8=7
9*9=8
unajua alifanyaje anza kuandika moja kuanzia chin kwenda juu halafu [HASHTAG]#LIKE[/HASHTAG]
[emoji53][emoji53]

 

[Freyzem]

[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Ile umetoka zako kupiga module unataka urudi geto ujipumzishe hata kidogo........ Ile unafika karibia getoh xmx inangia nipo na shemeji yako...... So chelewa kidogo... [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Kama nakuona vile ulivyomind..................

NB
kuishi chumba kimoja wanaume wawili halafu wote wazima inahitaji ufungue moyoo

 

[Adala]

Mama jirani analalamika mumewe mvivu wa kuoga ati anadai wao ni mwili mmoja kwa hiyo kila siku anaoga badala yake

 

[Mehek]

KIINGEREZA NI WITO JAMANI NYIEEE!!
Kuna jamaa flan alikuwa anauza mbuzi za kukuna nazi, yaani vibao vya kukuna nazi ghafla mzungu akapita!
Mzungu: Jambo...
Jamaa: Jambo...
Mzungu: what is this my friend...?
Jamaa: this is goat for kwarukwaru coconut...not goat meee!
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hahaa

 

[Bila bila]

Hivi ushawahi kumpenda msichana hadi mkiwa church unamlipia SADAKA..............Unaweka kwenye kikapu alafu unamwampia mchungaji kwa ishara kwa ishara ya vidole uliyotoa nia YA WAWILI????
Ikifikia hatua hii basi ujue kazi ya moyo ni kusukuma CHAPATI🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

Wewe ni zaidi ya mpuuzi.

 

[Freyzem]

[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124] UKITAKA MWANAUME ALE VISIVYOLIWA MWAMBIE TU KINAONGEZA NGUVU ZA KIUME[emoji3][emoji3]

[emoji125]‍♀[emoji125]‍♀[emoji125]‍♀ UKITAKA MWANAMKE AFANYE LOLOTE MWAMBIE NI TIBA YA KUMTULIZA MUMEWE ASICHEPUKE[emoji3][emoji3]

Kweli mola alituumba kwa kubalance[emoji120]

 

[pakaywatek]

[emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Ile umetoka zako kupiga module unataka urudi geto ujipumzishe hata kidogo........ Ile unafika karibia getoh xmx inangia nipo na shemeji yako...... So chelewa kidogo... [emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12][emoji12]
Kama nakuona vile ulivyomind..................

NB
kuishi chumba kimoja wanaume wawili halafu wote wazima inahitaji ufungue moyoo

Yalishanipata haya, kweli maisha ni safari ndefu.

 

[pakaywatek]

 

[CHIWAMBO]

Ok