Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[kauzu12]

Jamaa analala yeye na mke wake na watoto wote chumba kimoja. Akamwambia mke wake wacha tujinyooshe wakishalala watoto, ukiona nawasha kibiriti nazima ujue nakuita njoo kwangu..
Mke Akakubali sawa mume wangu, mke ukamchukua usingizi akalala[emoji42] [emoji42]

Mume akaanza kuwasha na kuzima.
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
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Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
Washa kuzima..
bado mke kalala..
Mmoja kati ya watoto akamwambia ndugu yake..
"Dogo hebu mwamshe maza huyu mtu asije akatuunguza bure...."
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Itakua watoto walikua wanaujua mchongo wa wazazi [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] kuwa taa ikiwashwa kazi kazi

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Uliwahi kujiuliza kwa nini ATM hutoa kadi kwanza halafu pesa huja baada ya kadi?

Walotengeneza ATM wanajua hulka za binadamu! Kwamba binadamu akipata anachotaka anasepaaaa.... hakumbuki alomwezesha!

Wangapi wangekumbuka kuchukua Kadi kwenye ATM kama pesa ingetoka kwanza?

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[fablo can]

Demu moja alimuomba mpangaji mwenzie wa kiume ndoo ya kuogea, kwa bahati mbaya demu alisahau chupi yake kwenye ile ndoo, akamwambia jamaa samahani shem kuna kitu nimesahahu kwenye ndoo. msela akamwambia pita ndani uchukue shem, binti akaenda kuchukua akiwa amevaa kanga moja tu, ile anatoka kwa msela na mumuwe anaingia afu anamkuta mkewe anatoka kwa msela, kavaa kanga moja afu chupi kaishikilia mkononi. wewe ungehisi nini hapo.....!

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

*KAMA UKITEMBEA NA MWANAFUNZI UNAKWENDA JELA MIAKA 30.*
_NAJIULIZA IKIWA UTAKUTWA UNAKIMBIA NAE ITAKUWA MINGAPi_

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[Freyzem]

Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kuna
dada mrembo kakaa.
Kamlia timing kwa muda kisha akamuuliza:-

"Samahani dada unaitwa Google?".
Dada: "Hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwa hivyo?".
Jamaa: "Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta
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[Foxhound]

Baba mmoja juzi alimpaka Sumu Mke wake kwenye matiti akiwa amelala ili mtoto akinyonya afe kwani alihisi sio wa kwake, akaondoka zake kazini aliporudi nyumbani kakuta mlinzi wa getini amekufa!!

Usiniulize alikufaje. Mambo ya umbea sipendi


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[SERAPION MGEDZI]

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[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Kukaa Mtaani Bila Ajira...
Nimeenda Kwenye Interview Leo Ile Naingia Mlangoni Nikaambiwa "Wait Please" Nkajibu "65kg Sir"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] *Sipendagi Maswali Mimi*

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Kukaa Mtaani Bila Ajira...
Nimeenda Kwenye Interview Leo Ile Naingia Mlangoni Nikaambiwa "Wait Please" Nkajibu "65kg Sir"[emoji23]emoji23[emoji23][emoji23] *Sipendagi Maswali Mimi*

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

MAMA;Mwanangu Njoo Nikufundishe
Hesabu..
MTOTO;Sawa Mama..
MAMA;Kwa Mfano Shangazi Yako Akakupa
Maandazi Mawili Halaf Akakupa Tena
Mawili,Jibu Lake Litakuwa Nini??.. MTOTO;Asante Shangazi[emoji1]

 

[Mentor]

Wadau samahani msaada wa haraka tafadhali:


Ninapika pilau hapa. Sasa nimesahau kidogo. Hivi nikishaweka mahindi nini kinafuata?

 

[Freyzem]

Wadau samahani msaada wa haraka tafadhali:


Ninapika pilau hapa. Sasa nimesahau kidogo. Hivi nikishaweka mahindi nini kinafuata?

Weka mchicha haraka, ukifuatiwa na nondo, ongeza brashi kisha utumbukize kwenye spoku!
Pakulia kwenye kuni, ukatie antena..!

 

[proskaeur]

MAMA;Mwanangu Njoo Nikufundishe
Hesabu..
MTOTO;Sawa Mama..
MAMA;Kwa Mfano Shangazi Yako Akakupa
Maandazi Mawili Halaf Akakupa Tena
Mawili,Jibu Lake Litakuwa Nini??.. MTOTO;Asante Shangazi[emoji1]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,, tutauan kwa vicheko jamaniii

 

[mkabasia]

Wadau samahani msaada wa haraka tafadhali:


Ninapika pilau hapa. Sasa nimesahau kidogo. Hivi nikishaweka mahindi nini kinafuata?

Viazi vitamu.

 

[SERAPION MGEDZI]

MAMA;Mwanangu Njoo Nikufundishe
Hesabu..
MTOTO;Sawa Mama..
MAMA;Kwa Mfano Shangazi Yako Akakupa
Maandazi Mawili Halaf Akakupa Tena
Mawili,Jibu Lake Litakuwa Nini??.. MTOTO;Asante Shangazi[emoji1]

Hahahaha mbavu zangu [emoji28] [emoji29] [emoji26] [emoji25]

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,, tutauan kwa vicheko jamaniii

Hahahahaha

 

[mwamba c]

Duuh ...very funny

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

*Yule Mwanaume Aliyeanzisha Msemo Wa "LADIES FIRST" Hana Lolote* *Anataka Tu Mwanamke Atangulie
Amwangalie Makalio*.[emoji23]

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

YAP:WADADA WA SIKU HIZI...
Mshahara Ukitoka Wana Maneno Matamu Hata Kwenye Dictionary Hayamo!! Eti "Wewe Ndo Kinjekitile Wangu"

 

[chuma cha mjerumani]

Weka mchicha haraka, ukifuatiwa na nondo, ongeza brashi kisha utumbukize kwenye spoku!
Pakulia kwenye kuni, ukatie antena..!

antena ndo inaanza kuikatia