Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Maisha Bhana Yapo Kama MAVI Sometime Magumu Sometime Malaini...[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

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Kwa wanaume woooootee...

Ukipanda bus/ daladala na pembeni yako akaketi dada mrembo, hata akikutabasamia vip wewe kula wambuzi tu mpaka ulipe nauli.

Ukishalipa kuwa free sasa cheka vizur na mwenzako maana kupendana ni jambo la kheri..

Maisha magumu sana.

 

[mr_yoo]

Hiyo post ni kwaajili ya under 18 maana mimi nikiwa na stress hua nafurahishwa na kucheki soka na kupata Dili jipya

 

[proskaeur]

Hiyo post ni kwaajili ya under 18 maana mimi nikiwa na stress hua nafurahishwa na kucheki soka na kupata Dili jipya

Sas umekuj kufany nn kweny uzi wa under 18,,umeitwa!??

 

[rymond Gabriel]

Daaah hi Kweli dawa ya stress

 

[kajojo]

Leo nilienda kuazima chaji kwa jirani ..sikumkuta ..nilimkuta mwanae
Nikamtumia meseji ili atoe ruhusa nichukue
Akanijibu *21002*
Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya.
Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU

[emoji23][emoji23]mtatuua na lugha zenu[emoji12]

 

[Mwifwa]

Leo nilienda kuazima chaji kwa jirani ..sikumkuta ..nilimkuta mwanae
Nikamtumia meseji ili atoe ruhusa nichukue
Akanijibu *21002*
Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya.
Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU

[emoji23][emoji23]mtatuua na lugha zenu[emoji12]

Mmmmmm, nimebaki naitafakari namba maana hisabati ni damu damu, kumbe maana yake ilikuwepo mwishoni.

Hapo najiuliza kwanini chips hazina ukoko.

 

[stickvibration]

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_Wivu ukizidi.._

_Guy: babe Uko wapi?_

_Babe: nipo church luv!!_

_Guy: mpe Yesu Simu......._ ..[emoji15][emoji15][emoji849][emoji849][emoji848][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mehek]

Kuishi Kijijini Inabidi Uwe Mvumilivu... Unaenda Kuoga Unakumbuka Umesaau
Sabuni Unaenda Kuchukua Unarudi Bafuni Unakuta Ng'ombe Kanywa Maji Yote Unaenda Kuchukua Maji Mengine Ile Kurudi Unakuta Mbuzi Kala Sabuni

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[Mehek]

*Alaf Wale Mademu Wanaowavua Maboy
Wao KOFIA Alaf Wanakimbia Nayo Thinking
Its FUNNY And ROMANTIC*..
*Hiv Nyie Mkivuliwa MAWIGI Tukakimbia
Nayo Mtajiskiaje?*

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[Wamuhimu]

Leo nilienda kuazima chaji kwa jirani ..sikumkuta ..nilimkuta mwanae
Nikamtumia meseji ili atoe ruhusa nichukue
Akanijibu *21002*
Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya.
Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU

[emoji23][emoji23]mtatuua na lugha zenu[emoji12]

Makubwa mbona madogo yana nafuu !!!!

 

[Freyzem]

Miaka 53 ya MUUNGANO, Sijawahi kuwa na DEMU wa Kizanzibar, sa huu Muungano una faida gani kwangu?!
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[Good Father]

Miaka 53 ya MUUNGANO, Sijawahi kuwa na DEMU wa Kizanzibar, sa huu Muungano una faida gani kwangu?!
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[GISAMBO]

Kweli uvivu ni kipaji
MTOTO:Baba naomba hio glass
BABA:Njo uchukue mwenyewe
MTOTO:Baba bwana naomba niletee tu
BABA:Halafu wewe mtoto unajua nitakuja nikupige
MTOTO:Basi ukija kunipiga njoo nayo!!!
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[lamalu]

```Wanaume walikuwa kwenye semina wakaulizwa, mara ya mwisho kumwambia mkeo unampenda ni lin? Wengine wakasema leo asubuh, wengine muda sio mrefu. Muwezeshaji akawaambia kila mmoja sasa hivi amuandikie mkewe sms amwambie nakupenda mke wangu halafu badilishaneni simu kila mmoja asome majibu ya mwenzake. Majibu yalikuwa hiv:

1. Unaota au? [emoji102][emoji780]

2. Umekumbwa na nn? [emoji32][emoji780][emoji780]

3. ??!! Makubwa![emoji32][emoji779][emoji779][emoji779]

4. Utanieleza hii sms ulikuwa unamtumia nani[emoji19][emoji36][emoji379][emoji379][emoji779][emoji779]

5. Leo sikusamehi najua kuna kitu.[emoji34][emoji34][emoji19][emoji379][emoji375][emoji378][emoji380]

6. Huyo ulienae ndo kakwambia unitumie hii sms?[emoji19][emoji19][emoji34][emoji779][emoji780][emoji780]

7. Najua tu tayari kuna kitu umeharibu.[emoji19][emoji108]

8. Wewe sema unachotaka.[emoji53][emoji136]

9. Leo hunipati ng'o![emoji135][emoji126][emoji779][emoji779]

10. Nani mwenzangu[emoji15][emoji780][emoji780]

Mwanamke yupi alitisha hapo?
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Namba 7

 

[Mwifwa]

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_Wivu ukizidi.._

_Guy: babe Uko wapi?_

_Babe: nipo church luv!!_

_Guy: mpe Yesu Simu......._ ..[emoji15][emoji15][emoji849][emoji849][emoji848][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Mwifwa]

Nyumba yangu ina PAA lakini haijawahi kuruka ANGANI.

Nadhani ilijengwa na matofali yanayovunjwa na wanajeshi wetu.

 

[proskaeur]

Leo nilikua naangalia maonyesho ya uhuru sas ilipofika kweny makomando mke wangu akasema hawa ndio wanaume,, nimempiga kofi la uso hapa naona amebeba begi la nguo , nahisi atakua anaend kwa wanaume…!!!

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Ewe msichana ambaye maziwa yako yamenyonywa na wanaume zaidi ya 10 basi haupaswi kusema ni maziwa yako tena ila ni COWBELL,OUR MILK narudiaa tena OUR MILK OUR MILK
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[Foxhound]

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