Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[mhnk]

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kali

 

[Mwanyasi]

Wala hazichekeshi

 

[mpambichile]

lugha bhana,

Jamaa alienda Saudi
Arabia, kataka kuvuta
sigara lkn hakuwa na
kiberiti. pembeni yake
kukawa na muarabu
anacho sasa hajui
amuombeje, basi lilimtoka
tu "Ya Muarrab, give me Jahannam''[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Chizi wewe [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] hahaha

 

[wakusoza]

Yanga mechi 28 points 65,Man U mechi 35 points 65.
Swali kati ya Yanga na Man U ipi bora???
Sipangiwi cha kupost[emoji57] [emoji12]

ww ni taira

 

[bbc]

Kwa hapa lazima stress ziishe!

 

[Deejay nasmile]

MECHI ILIYOPIGWA MUDA MREFU ZAIDI DUNIANI

Hii ilikua mwaka 1942 fainali ya AMERICAN CUP ENZI HIZO,kati ya ARGENTINA na MAREKANI

kipute kilipgwa dk 90 wanaume wakatoka mbili kwa mbili, zikawekwa 30 wanaume wakamaliza hivo hivo,

refa KOLLAR DE QUISOR akasema twendeni kwenye matuta,kwenye 5 za kwanza wakatoka 4 kwa 4 akawaambia wapige zingine wakatoka 5 kwa 5,basi wakapigiana penalty karibu mia wakatoa sare.Kwa kua walikua wamechoka akawaomba wapumzike wakaenda mapumzko kurudi mambo yakaenda mpaka penalty mia zingne ikawa draw,zikapigwa hamsini zngne ikawa sare na watu njaa zinauma sana,basi bwana KOILLAR akawaambia wakapate msosi kwenye mgawaha wa karibu.Waliporudi ikapigwa penalt mpaka karibu na kesho na watu wakaambiwa laleni uwanjani,asubuhi zikapigwa tena kitu sare na ikawa hivo kwa siku 4 ndipo ikarushwa shilingi bado ikatua imesimama zaid ya mara kumi na 9,refaakawaomba wakate kombe nusu kwa nusu.

SIJAWAHI KUWADANGANYA NDO NAANZA LEO.

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[BBA MKT]

YAP:WADADA WA SIKU HIZI...
Mshahara Ukitoka Wana Maneno Matamu Hata Kwenye Dictionary Hayamo!! Eti "Wewe Ndo Kinjekitile Wangu"

Hahahaha mbavu zangu

antena ndo inaanza kuikatia

 

[thatonegAl]

ww ni taira

Kweli ?

 

[Mozu1991]

SWALI LA KIZUSHI
Hivi CHUPI na SAMAKI,kipi KINAVULIWA saana?

chupi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Mozu1991]

Sometimes nikisoma Bible huwa namchukia shetani sana...
Yani imagine alikua anamshawishi Yesu abadilishe mawe yawe mkate....

Yani inamaana now Nyumba zetu tungekua tunajengea mikate....

Kwaiyo kama umejenga kwenye hifadhi ya barabara Tanroads wakija na chai tu... Wanaikula Nyumba yako yote.....

Asee I hate shetani na idea zake zote....

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wew kiboko

 

[Mr Miller]

Sometimes nikisoma Bible huwa namchukia shetani sana...
Yani imagine alikua anamshawishi Yesu abadilishe mawe yawe mkate....

Yani inamaana now Nyumba zetu tungekua tunajengea mikate....

Kwaiyo kama umejenga kwenye hifadhi ya barabara Tanroads wakija na chai tu... Wanaikula Nyumba yako yote.....

Asee I hate shetani na idea zake zote....

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[ElPuto Jefe]

😀😀😀😀

 

[lucley]

Its a man's responsibility to feed the wife because the last time a woman fed the man we all got chased out of the garden of Eden

 

[Mbulu]

ww ni taira

Spoti pesa fc

 

[Mbulu]

Hahahahahah!!!! Nakufa Huku,,, hahahahaha

Acha wosia kabisa

 

[Cathy82]

*Tulikua kwenye basi tunaelekea arusha, ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari,* *nikaenda kumziba macho nikamuuliza* otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
na sasa hivi nimezinduka naona abiria wote tupo wodi namba 3 hapa KCMC Moshi nafkiri stendi imehamishiwa huku sikuizi.
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*Akili zangu nazijua mwenyewe!!!*

 

[Preciouss]

Kuna mwalimu alikuwa anafanyiwa Assessment.Sasa ghafra mwanafunzi aliyechelewa akaingia darasani Na Ni lazima aonyeshe kuchukukizwa Na uchelewaji huo.'Why are you coming late while you stay welcome to the school??

 

[bibinnaa]

GOOD NEWS:
Serikali imesema kuwa bei mpya ya sukari kwanzia mwezi ujao itakuwa Tsh. 1000 kwa kilo moja.```

SOURCE:
Gazeti MAJIRA November 1998..

Napenda sana kusoma news za zamani.

 

[Preciouss]

Wala hazichekeshi

We mwongoo

 

[unque bin unuq]

lugha bhana,

Jamaa alienda Saudi
Arabia, kataka kuvuta
sigara lkn hakuwa na
kiberiti. pembeni yake
kukawa na muarabu
anacho sasa hajui
amuombeje, basi lilimtoka
tu "Ya Muarrab, give me Jahannam''[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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