Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Ladislaus dominic]

```Kuna demu wa kizungu nimemuacha sasa anasema eti hawezi ishi bila Mimi..
Sasa nataka nimwambie "pambana na hali yako"....kwa kidhungu wanasemaje vile...!! Msaada tafadhali```

Haa,, mwambie "fight with your weather" [emoji310] [emoji310]

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[Foxhound]

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Guasa Amboni
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Siku hizi hatuutendei haki uzi....

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[Foxhound]

Leo nilikwenda hospitali kuchoma sindano, yule nesi jinsi alivyokuwa anaiingiza sindano mwilini mwangu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] hadi alikuwa anafumba macho, dadeki nilichukua namba yake ya simu, siku akija gheto[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] namimi namtia sindano[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Muharango]

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Fara!

Pombe kweli mbaya, kuna mlevi Jana aliulizwa mwezi umepatwa umeuwona, akajibu "sijauwona mimi nafata saudia"
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[emoji252]You get what you work for not What you wish for [emoji252]

 

[Muharango]

Fill the blank with Yes or No


…………… I am Stupid!


Ngoja nianze kucheka kabisa[emoji23]

C& P

 

[b191]

John kachukua maji kwenye kopo la kutawazia linalovuja. Kufika chooni maji yamebaki kidogo na mpaka ajisaidie maji yatakuwa yamevuja yote.

Kwa kulikomesha kopo John kaamua kutawaza kabisa halafu kaanza kujisaidia.

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] Kweli John hapendagi ujinga.

 

[Foxhound]

Kweli maisha hayapendi ujinga, mi binaadam natembea kwa miguu miaka yote hii wakati punda na ng'ombe wana magari[emoji38] [emoji38]
Life is not fair kabisa!!!
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[Foxhound]

Wiki iliyopita watu wangu nilikula hasara kweli, sorry mboga niliyotumia nimeshaisahau, sijui mlenda[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Angel Nylon]

MADAKTARI KWELI HUONA VITUKO

Jamaa ana tatizo kaingia kwa Daktari ikawa kama ifuatavyo,,

Jamaa: Dokta nina tatizo huku sirini,

Daktari : Hebu vua nguo tuone,

Jamaa: sawa navua ila naomba usicheke, pliz dkt usicheke.

Daktari : usijali mimi hii ndo kazi yangu siwezi kumcheka mgonjwa.

jamaa akavua suruali kuonesha dushelele yake. basi dokta kuona, ustaarabu ukamshinda akaanza kucheka na akacheka kama dakika 3 hadi machozi yakamtoka.Dushelele ya jamaa ilikua ni kadogo kama betri Ya AAA (betri za remote ya king'amuzi).Daktari alipomaliza kucheka mazungumzo yakaendelea,,

Daktari : enhee Tatizo ni nini???

Jamaa: IMEVIMBAA toka juzi,

Daktari Akazimia pale pale,,,,,,

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[Mr Miller]

MADAKTARI KWELI HUONA VITUKO

Jamaa ana tatizo kaingia kwa Daktari ikawa kama ifuatavyo,,

Jamaa: Dokta nina tatizo huku sirini,

Daktari : Hebu vua nguo tuone,

Jamaa: sawa navua ila naomba usicheke, pliz dkt usicheke.

Daktari : usijali mimi hii ndo kazi yangu siwezi kumcheka mgonjwa.

jamaa akavua suruali kuonesha dushelele yake. basi dokta kuona, ustaarabu ukamshinda akaanza kucheka na akacheka kama dakika 3 hadi machozi yakamtoka.Dushelele ya jamaa ilikua ni kadogo kama betri Ya AAA (betri za remote ya king'amuzi).Daktari alipomaliza kucheka mazungumzo yakaendelea,,

Daktari : enhee Tatizo ni nini???

Jamaa: IMEVIMBAA toka juzi,

Daktari Akazimia pale pale,,,,,,

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[Freyzem]

Upo Facebook baada ya kutoka. kazn Unalog in unakuta boss wako kaapload picha Nafamilia yake ukichek cm ipo Asilimia 3 kwakua n boss unataka Ucoment kapongez kidogo Kwa maneno ya kingereza Unaandika Cool pics Ila cm Ina Autocorect ikajtype [HASHTAG]#Cool[/HASHTAG] Pigs Ile kushtuka cm Imezma
Wala usihangaike broo Tafuta kaz nyngne [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[tukulu]

Sonia G[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nilim4 get

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Hongera kwa kupata mtoto

Nothing straight from crooked timber of humanity can be done

 

[Freyzem]

 

[Mehek]

KUMSAIDIA MTOTO HOMEWORK[emoji818]

Kusaidia mtoto wa Vidudu Homework ni ngumu sana. Jana nimemuuliza SWALI LA HESABATI "Nina pipi tano, nikiwagawia watoto watatu kila mmoja pipi moja moja nitabakiwa na pipi ngapi?"
Akaniambia Toa kwanza nizione..
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[brAin cRacker]

nmekutana na yule subira alikua anavuta heri amegrow sahi anavuta shisha na bangi
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[Foxhound]

Hongera kwa kupata mtoto

Nothing straight from crooked timber of humanity can be done

Kupata mtoto kivipi?

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[Freyzem]

 

[Freyzem]

 

[Freyzem]

Pale unapoulamba na kuchelewa kwenye party lenye bweche unakuta viti vyote vimekaliwa...

 

[Smt016]

*stress ni pale unapokakuta kabwana mdogo ambacho hakajaenda hata shule kana maela mpaka anaumwa, halafu wewe na masters yako unapuyanga tu mwaka wa nne sasa*

*Stress zaidi ni pale unapokumbuka ulimwambiaga; dogo zingatia shule utakufa masikini*


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