Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Foxhound]

Ilikuwa kuna mechi ya Azam na Simba, Muhindi na Mswahili maeneo ya kariakoo waliwekeana dau[emoji13] [emoji13]
Muhindi mshabiki wa Azam na mswahili mshabiki wa Simba

Muhindi: Veve swahili kama Simba iko shinda kundu kwa kundu
Mswahili: Poa na wewe kama Azam itashinda nakupa ***ndu[emoji38] [emoji38]
Sasa unaambiwa si Simba ikashinda[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] unaambiwa kila muhindi akiambiwa toa kundu, anasema tuliwekeana kundu kwa kundu sio kundu kwa b0.o[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[kifumue]

Best wahenga awafai kuna mmoja aligeza chupi nyuma akaweka mbele ,mbooo ilisimama kuanzia asubui mpaka jioni ndipo alipopata jibu wakati anaoga

 

[Mauja]

UTANGAZAJI!!

*Ulaya*: I am Kevin Byant,CNN.

*Tanzania*: Mimi ni Jooooooooji Maratoooooo Ai ti viiii Maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

Hahaaaaaaaaaa....

 

[Freyzem]

Huku mitaani kwetu kuna mwanamke amemwekea mme wake dawa ili ampende, bahati mbaya panya wamekula chakula chote. Sahz panya wanamfata mwanamke kila aendako huku wakitabasam..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Slim5]

 

[Light saber]

Kati ya vitu ambavyo wanaume huwa tunajidanganya ni ile kusema "Nikimpa mimba tuu atatulia" Rafiki yangu, hawa watu kutulia hadi uvunje miguu tuu. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji445] ARSENAL: Subalkheri mpeenziii.. waonaje haali yaakoo.... [emoji445]

[emoji446]

[emoji445] MAN U: Sabahanuri laaziiziiii.. hali yangu kama yaakoo.... [emoji445]
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[rikiboy]

[emoji445] ARSENAL: Subalkheri mpeenziii.. waonaje haali yaakoo.... [emoji445]

[emoji446]

[emoji445] MAN U: Sabahanuri laaziiziiii.. hali yangu kama yaakoo.... [emoji445]
[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] fala wee

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] fala wee

Kwa lugha ya kwetu fala=mkulima[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] So hujakosea sana [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38][emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Slim5]

[emoji445] ARSENAL: Subalkheri mpeenziii.. waonaje haali yaakoo.... [emoji445]

[emoji446]

[emoji445] MAN U: Sabahanuri laaziiziiii.. hali yangu kama yaakoo.... [emoji445]
[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

*****! Noma sana

 

[stickvibration]

*Mapenzi bana! Mda mwingine unaweza mpenda msichana kpitiliza mpaka ukapata wazo la kwenda kwa baba ake kumshukru kwa kutokutumia condom*
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[Foxhound]

MDADA akiwa na MIMBA ya miezi mitatu au minne avae dela jeupe halafu awe kanyoa afro. kwa mbali unaweza sema nabii Tito[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Numbisa]

*WAZO LA JANA*
Hata uwe na haraka gani,tako lazma libakie nyuma.

*WAZO LA LEO*
Hata uwe na tamaa vipi huwezi kutamani kifo.☠

*WAZO LA KESHO*
Mwanaume hata awe na huruma vipi, hawezi kumsaidia mwanamke kubeba mimba.

*WAZO LA KESHO KUTWA*
Urefu na ufupi ni majaliwa ya muumba lakini vitambi na mimba ni juhudi zetu wenyewe.

*WAZO LA MWAKA HUU*
Bila pesa Wanawake wazuri utabaki kuwaita shemeji

 

[Numbisa]

Majuu kuna season nne: winter, summer, autumn na spring
Huku Tanzania kuna season ya maembe, kiangazi,masika, machungwa na ata ya mimba.

 

[Numbisa]

TEACHER: Gift, why did u bring a
plumber to the Exam hall?..

Gft: Sir I
heard that the exam papers were leaking

 

[Numbisa]

A guy enters the gym
Guy : I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?
Me : Use the ATM outside the gym

 

[Numbisa]

i always wonder why you men say that ladies wanapenda pesa....KWANI JUDAS ALIKUA MWANAMKE????

 

[Dark mode]

Nimepata wageni bila kujiandaa, Mara mke wangu akahamaki, baba J, nitawezaje kuserve chai isyo na sukari mbele ya marafiki zako maana hata ile ya mtoto haiwez kuwatosha wote.
Nimefikiria kidogo halaf nikamwambia' Leta chai isyo na sukari kwa wote
Ilipofika ilibidi mke atimke zake kwa aibu, sasa kabla ya kuruhusu chai inywewe nmewaambia Jamani karibuni lkn nataka tupge game kidogo...kikombe kimoja hakina sukari so atakae kipata atatupeleka lunch sote hapa. Walipokuwa wanakunywa kila mtu akawa anadai chai yake ina sukar ya kutosha na kwanza imezidi......
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Kumaliza January inahitaji akili ya ziada

Nmecheka mbk machoz yametoka yakutosha kulalek

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

i always wonder why you men say that ladies wanapenda pesa....KWANI JUDAS ALIKUA MWANAMKE????

Yuda alikuwa mwindaji haramu,nabii wa madalali na mtume wa mafisadi...........kuna lingine....basi sema..

 

[syllae]

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