Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Husband : Naskia huyu jirani amelala na wanawake wote kwa ploti isipokua mmoja, nashindwa ni nani?

Wife: Huyo lazima awe yule mke wa pastor anakuaga mgumu sana

 

[New City]

Sina habari, nahesabu mapato Nyie endeleeni kusema vyuma vimekaza[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] View attachment 725017

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[New City]

Ni vyema tukaoneshana sehemu zetu za siri
Kesho naonesha sehemu zangu za siri Nitaanza na sehemu ninayopigia jimu, pili ninayovutia bangi, tatu sehemu ninayonywea viroba we endelea kuficha sehemu zako za siri cku moja tutazijua tuu[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[New City]

Basi utakuwa chizi mkuu

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[New City]

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1.Television
2.Telephone
3.Telegram
4.Tellawoman

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[Foxhound]

Yaani huu umri niliofikia nilifikiri nimeona yote ya duniani kumbe looh bado kabisaa leo si nimekutana na msukuma kachora tattoo ya M-PESA [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Foxhound]

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[Nelson nely]

Chemistry class in Tanzania kwa kiswahili

"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor...

Hahahahahaah

 

[Nelson nely]

Mimi nilikuwa wa pili kutoka kushoto, wa pili kutoka mwisho na wa mwisho kabisa Je wewe?[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] View attachment 725014

Mhh kaka,hiyo ngwindi piga mixer....dry wachana nayo kabisa,wa pili kutoka mwisho?

 

[quier]

mpenzi wako akikuacha bila sababu yeyote chukua simu mpigie mama yake mwambie mwanao amefariki

haiwezekani ulie peke yako watu tushavurugwa

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Hahahaaaaaaaa......!!!!!
You made my day
lazima nifanye hii kitu khaaa....

 

[Snipes]

Hahahaaaaaaaa......!!!!!
You made my day
lazima nifanye hii kitu khaaa....

tena ikiwezekana pigia ukoo mzima 😀 😀

 

[Foxhound]

Mhh kaka,hiyo ngwindi piga mixer....dry wachana nayo kabisa,wa pili kutoka mwisho?

Mi nilikuwa mchoraji, nunda na mtoro pia

 

[Muhsiniina]

Accidents zingine ni kama documentary. Kuna Lorry ya nyama imegongana na ya Maziwa. Si hiyo ni kama kushikanisha ngombe tena?

in a kenyan tone

 

[stickvibration]

Mvuta Bangi kaposa mtoto wa kike mwembamba sana. Siku ya harusi mama mtu akamzungushia mwanae magazeti aonekane kajazia walau Katako.Harusi ikapita,Muda wakulala jamaa akataka haki ya ndoa.Kumvua nguo akakuta Gazeti kila akichana anakuta gazeti lingine,Akachoka!!akauliza kwa ukali..kwani vipi?Bibi harusi akajibu sijui mama..!!Jamaa akampigia simu mama mkwe...Hallow mama mkwe..Uchi wa mwanao upo Ukurasa ngapi?mama hoi.
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[Snipes]

Wale mliyokuwa mnatuchukulia mademu zetu shuleni kisa mpira, maisha yakoje huko Man United

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[Foxhound]

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[Foxhound]

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Ukimuona mbwa harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza yawezekana kilichomleta pale ndo kilichokuleta pia

[HASHTAG]#Hamna[/HASHTAG] tofauti
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[Foxhound]

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[nduluamam]

Watu wako kimya humu badae utasikia ooh mvua nilikua na shemeji yenu

Kumbe anatoa maji ya mvua ndani

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[Foxhound]

Kwa stahili hii kweli ualimu ni wito[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]