Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[hearly]

.....Juzi nilimnunulia wife vile vichupi vyenye Kamba(Bikini)

Basi unaambiwa kuna siku nimetoka zangu bar kupata Yale mambo ya kikubwa(beer), Ile nimefika home ilikua almost 5:30pm
Nikamkuta wife amelala kifudifudi huku amevaa kale kachupi!!
Basi acha nianze kucheka mpaka wife akaamka

Wife: Vipi baba anduje mbona unacheka?

Mimi: Acha tu mke wangu yaani tangu nizaliwe sijawahi ona matak** yamevaa ndala....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

haha hahahaha....
.Aiseeee

 

[hearly]

Girl: Baby ,Can you speak Italian, German or French? coz you really like watching their games so attentively.
Boy:Yeah Babe I understand Everything!
Girl:Mmmmh, can you speak a little so that I can hear?
Boy: Sure Yes..."Neymar Pele Totti Messi Ancelotti Del Piero Gonzalo Dybala..Arbeloa Maldini Di Natale Konte Atletico."
Girl: Waoooow...what does it mean???
Boy: In all days of my life, You will always be the only one in ma heart.
Girl: Uuuh babe soo sweet, Thank you ...I love you so Much...
Boy: Ngolo Kante Pogba.
Girl: Mmhh...And what does that mean??!
Boy:Means..I love you too.
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ha hahahhaa.... daaaahh mamaee wallahi

 

[hearly]

,

Ha hahahah

 

[adden]

Ngoja tukumbushie stori ya kaka jambadhi.

Abiria wa basi wakiwa safarini ghafla walitekwa na majambazi wenye silaha!
Baada kupekuliwa na kuvuliwa nguo zote majambazi wakawaamrisha wajamiiane yaani kila abiria amgeukie mwenzake na kumtafuna!
Katika siti ya watu wawili walikuwa wamekaa shoga na shehe!
Shehe akamwambia shoga sasa mi tajifanya kama naingiza lakini napitisha upande!
Walivyoanza tuu
Shoga akaita kwa nguvuuu
Kaka jambadhi huyu anaingiza pembeni

 

[Nelson nely]

Ngoja tukumbushie stori ya kaka jambadhi.

Abiria wa basi wakiwa safarini ghafla walitekwa na majambazi wenye silaha!
Baada kupekuliwa na kuvuliwa nguo zote majambazi wakawaamrisha wajamiiane yaani kila abiria amgeukie mwenzake na kumtafuna!
Katika siti ya watu wawili walikuwa wamekaa shoga na shehe!
Shehe akamwambia shoga sasa mi tajifanya kama naingiza lakini napitisha upande!
Walivyoanza tuu
Shoga akaita kwa nguvuuu
Kaka jambadhi huyu anaingiza pembeni

daah

 

[SPINE]

Jamaa mfupi sana, akimeza mate mkojo unambana.🙂😀😀

 

[Freyzem]

Unalala na demu mwembamba, usiku unaota unafungua Thermosi ya chai kumbe unamnyonga anakufa[emoji58][emoji58]

 

[Freyzem]

Ukitembea na demu mweusi halafu mwembamba, ukiwa umemshika mkono utasema umeshika waya wa USB[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Crushie: Babe si ulisema utakuja na Mercedes
Me: Hapana nilisema nitakuja na maCD's

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[toroka uje mjini]

NDANI YA BANK"

TELLER: mbona umenipa pesa fake
MKAKA: sasa hapo Shida iko wapi dada pesa ni yangu mimi account ni yangu mimi wewe weka tu haina shida

[emoji3][emoji3]

 

[toroka uje mjini]

Unalala na demu mwembamba, usiku unaota unafungua Thermosi ya chai kumbe unamnyonga anakufa[emoji58][emoji58]

Dahhh,mbavu mkuu zinauma[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[toroka uje mjini]

Nabii Adam alikula Apple lakini maisha yamekuwa magumu sana duniani,,
Je angekula Pilipili?[emoji849]

 

[zugimlole]

Dear Tanzanian ladies continue saying all men are players, you will stay single untill you finally marry their coach

 

[Talented Land]

Tuendelee kuongeza siku zetu,Jf is back

 

[Drone Camera]

sawa kbsa

 

[Numbisa]

People are busy hiding Millions and some people are just there hiding Last seen

See your life [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[Numbisa]

Ushaai left group ukatami kurudi na huna link. Ni sawa na kwenda msalani alafu utoke kufika nje tena ukahisi kimba linabisha hodi na huna tp, Shida!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[toroka uje mjini]

[emoji3]

 

[Numbisa]

Hivi sisi waafrika, ni mchezo gani mwingine ambao tukishiriki katika level ya kimataifa tunaweka heshima !? Ukiacha Soka?

 

[Numbisa]

If mom named you Bahati, just know that you escaped Abortion