Kongole Rais Uhuru Kenyatta kwa kuheshimu adhana

[cariha]

Teh teh teh teh.!

Kuna hoja gani umetoa hapa bi mkubwa?
Au unataka nikupe andiko namna ya kumjibu mjinga!?
Sema tu nifungue makablasha yangu ya zamani

Umekuja na matusi tu why waste my team dealing with low iq,[emoji23][emoji23]hafu zile I'd nyingine umeacha wapi loh kumbe hii ya kutetea dini yako na kutukana

 

[Iselamagazi]

Tatizo la kina mama wagumba km nyie hata mpate bwana mwenye mguu wa meza kuzaa Hamzai.
We kukosa kwako uzazi unachukia waislamu?
Kwanza jina lako tu peke yake linaonyesha babako mzazi humjui.
Jaribu kikombe cha babu huenda ukazaa japo panya.
Shwaini wahedi

Tofauti kati ya huyo pimbi cariha na wewe kahtaan ni nini sasa?

 

[YEHODAYA]

Kwa sasa sidhani kama adhana muhimu mtu kama muumini kweli wa dini hahitaji mtu wa kuadhini kumwita kwenda kusali na kupigia kelele wengine wasio waislamu aweza set alarm kwenye saa ya ukutani au simu yake ikamuamsha bila kusumbua kwa kelele watu wengine wasio waislamu

Sasa hivi hakuna wadio na simu au saa mijini.Zamani enzi za Mohamed ilikuwa sawa lakini kwa sasa alarm inatosha haihitaji muadhini au kengele ya kanisa kusumbua wengin kumuambia mtu ni wakati wa kusali

 

[CARDLESS]

Hii habari mbona haina Proof! ni kweli imetokea au tunaongae tu?maana sisi kwa kuzungumza.....

Ni kweli kabisa tena mara baada ya kwisha hiyo Adhana akaendelea na kupigiwa sana makofi

 

[cariha]

Gaidi atakupa vitoto vyenye sura nzuri. Na tabia njema ya kuheshimu watu. Sio hao ulionao . Utakuja zaa mtoto ana sura ka matola. Hujui pua ni ipi na mdomo ni upi!

Toka lini mgumba akazaa na aliye menopause, Yani mie wa kuzaa na gaidi kweli, over my dead body in mbowes voice

 

[kahtaan]

Hujaniuza hayo yalikuwa maoni yangu na ninachoamini why attack my parents kla mtu na anachoamini, so wewe ulikosa maturity tu, siku ukijua we differ jinsi ya kufikiria na maisha utaacha kushambulia watu, jifunze uvumilivu we came from different backgrounds

Damn right you are. !
We certainly do and because of that some of you lot will never ever be ok upstairs!
I hope you get it sweet jelebi.[emoji8]

 

[cariha]

Tofauti kati ya huyo pimbi cariha na wewe kahtaan ni nini sasa?

Pimbi ni wewe hafu usipende dandia yasiyo kuhusu mwanaume kiherehere ka mke wa balozi mfyuuuu

 

[Msisina]

Mpende Mwenyezi Mungu kwa akili zako, nguvu zako na uwezo wako wote. Yes I like it!

 

[cariha]

Damn right you are. !
We certainly do and because of that some of you lot will never ever be ok upstairs!
I hope you get it sweet jelebi.[emoji8]

Kwenda uko Yani kwa mind vitu visivo na kichwa wala miguu mko vizuri

 

[kahtaan]

Tofauti kati ya huyo pimbi cariha na wewe kahtaan ni nini sasa?

Sababu ziko nyingi lkn moja tu ya fasta hii.
Mimi ni babu wa wajukuu sita.
Yeye ni mgumba hazai. Lkn bado nampenda hivyo hivyo.

I can carry on if you allow me boss man

 

[nachedeulla]

Ni kweli kabisa tena mara baada ya kwisha hiyo Adhana akaendelea na kupigiwa sana makofi

ha ha ha, safi sikufuatilia nashukuru kaka!

 

[kahtaan]

Kwenda uko Yani kwa mind vitu visivo na kichwa wala miguu mko vizuri

Sasa nikupitie leo tukale bata .
Lkn utajilipia manake huwa silipii strangers.
Talk to me now.

 

[cariha]

Sasa nikupitie leo tukale bata .
Lkn utajilipia manake huwa silipii strangers.
Talk to me now.

Mie mwenyewe sipendi kabisa ku meet strange people wenye misimamo ya kiboko haram

 

[kahtaan]

Toka lini mgumba akazaa na aliye menopause, Yani mie wa kuzaa na gaidi kweli, over my dead body in mbowes voice

You never saw me sweet jelebi.
I'm fit as fu...ck i got spare change too.
Come on now don't be like that.

 

[Mfikirishi]

Kila mara tunawaambiwa waKenya wapo mbele zaidi kwa kujitambua...
Alafu unakuta mtu hajavuka boda yoyote ya Kenya akakutana nao analeta ubashite ubashite...!!
Leo wenyewe humu mmemvulia Uhuru kofia!
Wasemeni kwa ukabila lakini mengine Tz inasuburi!

 

[YEHODAYA]

muumini wa kweli awr mkristo au muislamu enzi hizi hahitaji adhana wala kengele ya kanisa kumwambia ni wakati wa kusali na kuwasumbua wengine na kelele anatakiwa aweke alarm tu kwenye simu au saa tena aweza weka mlio wa kengele ya kanidsa au adhana ikamstu bila kusumbua wengine.

 

[kahtaan]

Mie mwenyewe sipendi kabisa ku meet strange people wenye misimamo ya kiboko haram

Try me. Nakuhakikishia huwezi kujuta lkn kabla ya yote nione picha kwanza manake manyapi wenye sura mbovu huniletea ndoto mbaya sana.
Yaani balaa.

 

[cariha]

Try me. Najuhakikishia huwezi kujuta lkn kabla ya yote nione picha kwanza manake manyapi wenye sura mbovu huniletea ndoto mbaya sana.
Yaani balaa.

Kweli na sura mbovu ka ya Bibi yako hujakosea kabisa, na Mimi huku JF sitafti basha, so kwangu umekosea njia

 

[Mshughulishaji]

muumini wa kweli awr mkristo au muislamu enzi hizi hahitaji adhana wala kengele ya kanisa kumwambia ni wakati wa kusali na kuwasumbua wengine na kelele anatakiwa aweke alarm tu kwenye simu au saa tena aweza weka mlio wa kengele ya kanidsa au adhana ikamstu bila kusumbua wengine.

Aisee! [emoji848]

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[Iselamagazi]

Sababu ziko nyingi lkn moja tu ya fasta hii.
Mimi ni babu wa wajukuu sita.
Yeye ni mgumba hazai. Lkn bado nampenda hivyo hivyo.

I can carry on if you allow me boss man

Arguing with a fool only proves that there are two.

Indeed, two fools - kahtaan & cariha!