Mimi Comedian tena? eh ushanifananisha na Allah Anasema alimtuma Jbril kumfanyia upasuaji kifua na kumuwekea bakuri la busara na Hekima mtume wenu Mohamad. Comedian Hekima na imani unaweza zibeba kwenye bakuri na kumfanyia oparasheni mtu kifua kisha unatumbukiza hizo imani na hakima kisha unamshona mtu anamsafisha na maji ya Zamzam Mohamad anauguza kidonda hadi kinapona and huyo Mohamad baada ya kupona anaongea matap tap na ujinga mwingi hadi kubaka kitoto cha miaka tisa na kuharibu kizazi cha Binti.
Cheka ewe Comedian.
Ufunguzi wa kifua cha Mtume kuna Hadiyth mbili:
Ya kwanza ilitokea alipokuwa mdogo na akiishi kati ya Banu Sa’d. Imepokewa kutoka kwa Anas ibn Maalik RA kwamba Jibriyl alikuja kwa Mtume wa Allaah (Swalla Allaahu ´alayhi wa sallam) alipokuwa anacheza na wavulana wengine. Akamshika na kumtupa chini, kisha akafungua kifua chake na kuutoa moyo wake, na kutoka humo akatoa pande la damu na kusema: “Hili lilikuwa ni fungu la shetani katika wewe. Kisha akaiosha kwenye chombo cha dhahabu kilichojaa Zamzam. Kisha akaiweka pamoja na kuirudisha mahali pake. Wavulana walikwenda mbio kwa mama yake - kwa maana ya muuguzi wake - na kusema: Muhammad ameuawa! Walimwendea na rangi yake ilikuwa imebadilika. Anas akasema: Nilikuwa nikiona alama ya mshono huo kwenye kifua chake. (Muislamu)
Ya pili ilitokea usiku wa Isra’. Abu Dharr alikuwa akisimulia kwamba Mtume wa Allaah alisema: “Paa la nyumba yangu lilifunguliwa nilipokuwa Makkah, na Jibriyl akateremka na kupasua kifua changu, kisha akakiosha kwa maji ya Zamzam, kisha akaleta beseni la dhahabu lililojaa hekima na imani na akalimwaga ndani ya kifua changu, kisha akalifunga. (Bukhaariy na Muslim)
ikiwa Yesu anasema hakuna mtu kamuona Mungu we useme walimuona hahaha sa tumuamini nani Yesu au wewe?
We don't lie it's our book says that.. nawashangaeni nyie mnaokanusha bila sababu mnadhani uislam utakufa leo msipoutetea kwa uongo japo mtume wenu anajua utarudi shimoni kama joka. sisi tumefunzwa kuwa wawazi uongo baba yake ni Shetani Yesu alitufahamisha mapema ndio maana tunawaoneni mnamuabudu shetani baba la uongo.
Ukweli utawawekeni huru. be honest haikucost hata pesa wala energy. dhambi ya uongo unazaliana kama biashara yenye faida.. unapodanganya uongo unasamba vizazi na vizazi vijavyo siku ukioneshwa uliyasababisha unaweza sikitika sana moyoni mwako.
Ukisoma biblia vizuri ndio utaelewa biblia ipo vizuri hatuchukui maneno out of contents Yesu alimaanisha Mungu Mwenyewe Baba yake ukimuona ndipo utakufa as pe Jesus inaonesha alikuwa ni Yeye aliyekuwa akiwatokea hao wote Ibrahim Kasema alikuwa ni yeye Musa too.. Maana anasema walimuita Lord Aliwaambia Waalimu wa Wayahudi Before Ibrahim i am (YHWH) wakasema amekufuru kujiita Mungu wao wakataka kumshika akatoweka. alikuja kuwaambia nina mambo mengi ya kuwaambieni ila sitowapa mtakufa na dhambi zenu.
Mimi namuamini Yashua Yesu Jesus Messiah Son of True God
Wapi nilisema Mussa na Adam hawakuongea na Mungu,
hizi ndio tunaita out of contents sijakataa sehemu labda iblis kakuiingia tu. unaweza highlight hiyo place!
hivi wewe unasoma nayo kujibu huko nyuma.
Kipi siijibu maana mimi huwa namove kama hivi sasa my way nikiona labda issue haihusiani na swali naweza acha ila uongo siuachi uendelee pole.. no lies
nimesema walio ongea na Mungu katika Mitume wake ni watatu tu. Mussa, Adam na Muhammad.
Mohamad hajaongea kitu acha fix huo usiku ukisoma Hadith ni vichekesho mwanzo wa safari hadi kurudi kwake na ni contradiction nzima ya Quran. labda nianze kuelezea ndipo nawe ucheke au ulazimishe then Allah tumuite Muongo kwa aya zinazoharibu Quran nzima.
1. Hadith inasema usiku wa Isra Mohamad alienda kimwili na Kiroho Pepo hadi ya Saba -Mkewe alikanusha akasema Mwili wa Mudy ulikuwepo hadi kunapambazuka.
2Quran Safari ya usiku inazungumzia from msikiti Al haram huko Meccah hadi msikiti wa mwingine wa mbali sana hapo hapo unapingana na Mohamad kama ni Al aqsa kwani ni jerusalem na sio mbali sana na Meccah ni kama km elfu moja tu la sivyo Quran au Mudy moja wapo muongo make good choice, Mtume anasema aliswali huo usiku ndani ya msikiti kulikuwa na watu wengi wakati msikiti ni mdogo pia alikutana mitume wote waliotangulia before yeye hahah akiwepo Paulo Bulus haha najua utakataa wakati ufufuo wa kwanza bado.
3.Quran inasema Safari ya one way from mbingu wanayoishi Malaika ni mwendo wa Speed of light inayotumia miaka 1,000 kwenda na 1,000 kurudi. So Mudy anasema walipanda Mnyama aitwaye Mule(Chotara wa Punda na Farasi) na huyo Mule alimbeba Jibril na Mudy sijui nani alikaa mbele nani Nyuma..
Safari ikaanza kumbuka ni usiku huo watu wamelala. Walipofika Walinzi wa Getini eti Kila anga ina Geti vichekesho hivo only from Muslims walikuwa wanawazuia na kuwauliza ni kina nani Nyie.. Jibril alikuwa akijibu kwa kujitambulisha muda wote Mimi ni Jibril wakawa wanamuuliza upo peke yako akasma nipo na Myume wa Allah, wakawa waamuuliza amealikwa? yaani Malaika inabidi wacheki kwenye Guest list invitations book, ukisoma hizi story unacheka mno unaweza kufa for laughing
So Allah mwishowe Mudy akafika akakuta Allah kavaa Hijabu haijulikani kama alikuwa ni Mwanamke au lah Mudy alikuja sema eti Allah akivua hijabu kila kitu kinaweza angamia kwa utukufu na ung'araji wake.. So Allah akampa Mudy Amri kuwa awaambie waaminio tambua hawakuitwa Waislam hapo mwanzo ile lazima lazima ndio inaitwa Islam aka Surrender. akaambiwa muwe mnaswali salat 50 kwa kutwa nzima akakubali bila hiyana, Safari ya Kurudi duniani ikaanza alipofika mbingu za chini akakutana na Nabii Musa musirael akamuambia Mambo vipi na umetokea wapi akamuambia nimetoka kwa Allah Musa akamuuliza nii huko umepewa akasema nimepewa nikawape waumii salat 50 kwa siku, Myahudi akamuambia wewe acha undezi.. watu wako hawatoweza hizo salat 50 kwa siku rudi ukaombe apunguze Yaani Musa akawa Master wake wa Kubargain, Mudy akaskuti akaona kweli akamrudia Allah akamuambia Wau wangu hawatoweza wapunguzia tafadhari Allah akapunguza kadhaa game ikawa hivyo hivyo Musa Mudy Allah.. nenda rudi kama awalawite... Hadi muafakano ukafika salat 5.. hii inaonesha Mudy ni mjinga pia akifundishwa ukibiri anaingia mazima so alikuwa akimfanyia Allah kiburi kwa kulataa amri ndio maana Muslim hawana Utii.
(Quran 17:1 kwa kiarabu haisemi alibebwa inasema alienda wala haitaji masjid Al Haram wala Masjid Al Aqsa.)
safari hatimae ikaendelea Jibril na Mudy hadi Jerusalem Airport ya huyo Punda Mule, Msikiti wa Al Aqsa. akakuta umejaa mitume kuna Mtume mmoja akamuambia afadhari umekuja mtume wa Allah kuwa imamu usiku huu swalisha eti akapata hadi khofu. kusalisha marehemu wanaoongea from kuzimu alafu ni mitume, sijui usiku kuwa swala eti Muslim? and kuna Hadith anasema mitume wote wapo heaven ila kawakuta Jerusalem, alafu akawa anawasalimia mmoja mmoja huku wakimuuliza wewe ni nani anawaambia Mohamad, huo muda wa Asalaam Aleykum hadi kumaliza wote sijui ilitumia muda gani!
So Safari iliyostahili Miaka zaidi ya elfu mbili hadi tatu yeye alitumia night na bila kupambazuka akarejea kitandani kwa mkewe akaamshwa baada ya kung'atwa na chawa rise Quran 32:5
4 Uongo wa Mudy akihadithia safari anasema alikuta vyanzo vya Mto Nile Mbinguni wakati ipo Africa Blue Nile Ethiopia na White Nile Tanzania/Uganda, Chanzo cha Mto Euphrat ambao upo Iraq ya sasa Kwa akili ya kawaida ukisikia hadithi kama hiyo huyo jamaa unamchukuliaje? mental ill anastahili kupelekwa Milembe Nahisi alipoenda uhamishoni Ethiopia akaona chanzo cha Blue Nile akajaunga unga story ya Ndoto ya Peter kwenda Paradiso na Hell kuwa ni yake Quran aya inayozungumzia night Journey ukiendelea kusoma unakuta inazungumzia Musa full kutoeleweka.
So Story ya Mohamad kuongea na Allah ni fabrication.
Mohamad mwenyewe anasema Onlu Musa ndie aliongea na Allah. sio yeye so Mudy kakukataa
Pia Quran Allah alisema alishazuia yeyote kuvuka anga kwani atakaye jaribu atampiga na Nyota zake zilizo lowest heaven kisayansi jaribu tu ku google utachaka umbali wake huo ulivyo billion light years.
Kichekesho kingine Mudy alisema from one heaven to another kiufikia nyingine ni mwendo wa miaka mia 5 yeye katumia siku moja tu dah - kuamini uwe chizi mkuu kabisaa.
Inaonyesha wazi wewe husomi tunayo kujibu au ni ujinga tu wakutupotezea mda. Rudi nyuma ukasome nilicho jibu eti Mussa kaongea na Mungu kabla Mtume Muhammad kuzaliwa. Wapi nilisema Mussa hakuongea na Mungu kenge mmoja.
sijakataa Musa kuwa umesema hakuongea labda ume block brain lako ili usielewe kasome wewe upya nilichojkufunza, ukijua nataka uuache uislam ubatizwe umfuate Yesu.. wewe Baki huko huko umeandaliwa wanawake 70 ukifika peponi kazi yako ni sex tu kwa kila umtakaye akiwemo Allah mwenyewe, mtume wako.. alafu mnasema Mnamuheshimu Mariam wakati Mtume wenu alisema akifika tu Jenna anaanza kusex na Mariam na Mke wa Pharao..
Hizo Temptation za Iblis zitawapeleka Motoni tu not else
Nipe wapi andiko linasema Yesu kasema alimuona Mungu au Ibrahim au Mussa kenge mmoja wewe.
Unataka la Quran au Bible?
Jesus was God With us - He Said I AM
Bible. Abraham.
Geneses 18:1 The LORD appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day.
Geneses 17 When Abram was 99 years old,
the Lord appeared to Abram and announced, “I am God Almighty. Live in constant awareness that I’m always with you,[
a] and be blameless. 2 I’ll establish my covenant between me and you, and I’ll greatly increase your numbers.” 3 Then Abram fell to the ground[
b] as God continued speaking to him. 4 “Look, I’ve made a covenant with you. You will be the father of many nations. 5 Your name is no longer to be Abram.[
c] Instead your name will be Abraham,[
d] since I’ll make you the father of many nations. 6 I’m going to cause you to have many descendants, and I’ll bring nations from you. Kings will come from you. 7 I’m establishing my covenant between me and you, and with your descendants who come after you, generation after generation, as an eternal covenant, to be your God and your descendants’ God after you. 8 I’ll give to you and to your descendants the land to which you have traveled—all the land of Canaan—as an eternal possession. I will be their God.”
Moses: Exodus 24:10
9 Then Moses went up with Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and 70 of Israel’s elders, 10 and they saw the God of Israel. Beneath His feet was something like a pavement made of sapphire[
a] stone, as clear as the sky itself. 11 God did not harm[
b] the Israelite nobles; they saw Him, and they ate and drank.
12 The Lord said to Moses, “Come up to Me on the mountain and stay there so that I may give you the stone tablets with the law and commandments I have written for their instruction.”