Mahojiano ya Bishanga na The Secretary..

[Madame B]

Wastara hazumbuki wa mbili havai moja..........halo halo....
Copy: Madame B.......wafafanulie hawa wabara maana ya usemu huu maana kuja dar juu ya reli tatizo.

Niwafafanulie kwa Picha za mfano kutoka lile Jukwaa la kule chini au!

 

[Bishanga]

Arabela mzima wewe?

Kopi: Passion Lady.......bwanako kaanza uzanga......watch him

 

[Judgement]

Unasemaje? Embu rudia.......

Hee!
Nirudie tena?
Imekua tamthilia sasa!
Eventhough my waif tubii YNNAH amekukutea nikusaidie, mkopo wa baiki sasa ruksa.

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga umefikia hapo???Nakuonea huruma sana.Njoo ufanyiwe maombi kwa jina la Yesu

Zion Daughter!

 

[Bishanga]

na ulivyokuwa unalilia talaka chezea mhaya na katerero yake mwenyewe umenywea

Nitts,acha hizo.
Btw how is your son?

 

[Bishanga]

Ahahahaa hii ndo jf couple of the year yaani tunavyopendana hadi raha hasa hasa ikikaribia mwisho wa mwezi mapenzi yananoga zaidi hadi wa kina Erickb52 wanaona wivu copy😡Bishanga

Darling mimi na wewe ni kama ulimi na mate haviachani....i love you....,hawa mashankunku acha waseme tu midomo hailipiwi luku.
Kopi: Nicas Mtei

 

[Bishanga]

The secretary una mapenzi ya kweli au una roho ngumu na roho mtakavitu tu?

Hayakuhuu

 

[Bishanga]

mmmmmh ngumu kumesa.

Tatizo nini Asnam,kwamba simpendi mke wangu The secretary au?

 

[Bishanga]

vyote ukiunganisha unapata unbreakable love

Absolutely.....mi na wewe mpaka tuimbiwe "parapanda italia".

 

[Bishanga]

Mi ndo nimemweza hafurukuti aki shake kidogo tu namwambia bado nalipa ana cool ndo maana unamwona yupo busy anasaka mahela tu muulize Mamndenyi kaishia kupewa mapromise tu nikicheua kidogo tu ahadi zinayeyuka

We nae Mamndenyi kaingiaje kwenye hii mada?

 

[sosoliso]

bora umwambie

Ndo kashaelewa huyo mwanawane.. Maufundi hayasaidii kama wewe ni "man trouser".. (English msisitizo) The secretary..

 

[Bishanga]

Niwafafanulie kwa Picha za mfano kutoka lile Jukwaa la kule chini au!

Haswaa dear,do it

 

[sosoliso]

bora umwambie

Ndo kashaelewa huyo mwanawane.. Maufundi hayasaidii kama wewe ni "man trouser".. (English msisitizo) The secretary..

 

[Bishanga]

Hee!
Nirudie tena?
Imekua tamthilia sasa!
Eventhough my waif tubii YNNAH amekukutea nikusaidie, mkopo wa baiki sasa ruksa.

YNNAH ndo bibi yako siku hizi?
Kopi: YNNAH

 

[Bishanga]

Ndo kashaelewa huyo mwanawane.. Maufundi hayasaidii kama wewe ni "man trouser".. (English msisitizo) The secretary..

sosoliso umedata wewe,unamtakia nini mke wangu The secretary?

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Hongera Nicas Mtei kwa kupiga chabo.
Kopi: Zinduna, King'asti, gfsonwin na Kongosho.......mnaliona hili li nicas eti linaomba lisutwe......do ze nidful
Kopi: Mwali.....andaa madera,khanga ,vitengo na ngoma.

The secretary aliwah kukwambia kuwa anataka mswaki?

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Darling mimi na wewe ni kama ulimi na mate haviachani....i love you....,hawa mashankunku acha waseme tu midomo hailipiwi luku.
Kopi: Nicas Mtei

Mkwala wote ule kumbe umenunua mswaki

 

[Yegoo]

Usilitaje bure jina la Bwana Mungu wako!

Yesu ni Mungu???

 

[Erickb52]

Bishanga : Sweetie otea nimekununulia zawadi gani ya birthday?

The secretary : Oh jamani sweetie umeninunulia nini?

Bishanga : Unakumbuka ile RAV4 uliionaga ukaipenda sana rangi yake?

The secretary : Woooow honey! oh my God! Umeninunulia ile??! I luv u so much Bishanga wangu !!

Bishanga : Hapana nimekununulia mswaki una rangi kama ile.

The secretary : Kwenda zako huko. Usije kwangu. Nyambafff.

Hahahahahaaaaaa The secretary bhana lol Bishanga kafulia hadi anatoa zawadi ya Mswaki lol ni balaaaa

 

[Mamndenyi]

The secretary dah nakuonea huruma sana dogo na
muziki wangu hauuwezi hata kwa ndumba
copy: Mr Rocky.

Mi ndo nimemweza hafurukuti aki shake kidogo tu namwambia bado nalipa ana cool ndo maana unamwona yupo busy anasaka mahela tu muulize Mamndenyi kaishia kupewa mapromise tu nikicheua kidogo tu ahadi zinayeyuka