Mambo Huangamia cha Chinua Achebe

[witnessj]

ila jamaa alikuwa anampenda sana huyu dogo kiasi kwamba baada ya kumuua hakula chakula kwa siku mbili.

Sasa alimuulia nini japo ilikuwa mila....sema okonkwo alikuwa driven na sifa yule jamaa

 

[Sir Khan]

Mambo ya cunt si ya Ghana haya " The beutyful has not yet born" kama sijakosea!

Sir Khan

hii aliisema Ngugi kwenye kitabu cha DEVIL ON THE CROSS
Ila huyu jamaa aliyeandika THE BEAUTYFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN (Ayi kwei Amah) hana maadili kabisa, kwenye hiki kitabu kuna sehemu ameandika
"The man returned home and found his wife asleep,he began to touch her cunt 'the vagina itself was harder as its outermost skin was more resisting'"

 

[Sir Khan]

Ooh thanx....kila kitabu cha Ghana cha rais mla rushwa sijui ndo The beautiful ....ni nani mwandishi?

Ayi kwei Amah bangi tupu

 

[Sir Khan]

Is it possible ni mwisho wa matatizo!...Lolienka nilimkubali mnoo

Dogo alistrugle sana
bonge moja la kitabu

 

[witnessj]

hii aliisema Ngugi kwenye kitabu cha DEVIL ON THE CROSS
Ila huyu jamaa aliyeandika THE BEAUTYFUL ONES ARE NOT YET BORN (Ayi kwei Amah) hana maadili kabisa, kwenye hiki kitabu kuna sehemu ameandika
"The man returned home and found his wife asleep,he began to touch her cunt 'the vagina itself was harder as its outermost skin was more resisting'"

Ow!...asante sana kwa kunipa jina la huyu mwandishi...hivi nikivitaka hivi vitabu vyote nafanyaje, hata pa kuvinunua hapa Dar?

Amah ana matusi balaa kwenye kile kitabu, sema ni kitamu nacho wakina princess na mama yao wanakunywa imported beer not local ones!

 

[Sir Khan]

"A man brags his own penis however tiny" I will marry when i want-Ngugi Wa Thiongo

yap,mzee Kiguunda ndiye alitamka kama sijakosea

 

[moto wa maji]

Ayi kwei Amah bangi tupu

His Excellency head of state

 

[witnessj]

Dogo alistrugle sana
bonge moja la kitabu

Kinoma....nilikuwa nikikisoma yaan utafikiri niko na Lorienka pembeni tunachunga mbuzi[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[witnessj]

Ayi kwei Amah bangi tupu

Ila nakikubali kinoma yaani...eti Cunt, mara vagina....Amah ana mitusi

 

[Gwele]

yap,mzee Kiguunda ndiye alitamka kama sijakosea

Yaap mume wa Wangeci akijisifia title deed yake ya nusu heka

 

[Sir Khan]

Unoka lazy, failure man ...okonkwo hakutaka kumsikia kabisa, alimchefua![emoji23] [emoji23]

unaambiwa alipokuwa anafikiria baba yake alivyofeli jamaa alikuwa anaogopa ndani ya moyo hapo anapiga kazi aibu ya mzee wake isije kwake

 

[Manofu]

Mfalme jua, zawadi ya ushindi, watoto wa mama ntilie, malenga wapya, kusadikika, lazima ufe joram, tutaludi na roho zetu,dar es salam usiku, mkono unanuka damu, nunda na vitabu vingine vingi vya kiswahili vilivyo niburudisha.

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

2012-2013

 

[Sir Khan]

A man of the people ni cha ngungi wa thiongo sijui??

we we we chuma ya mzee Chinua Achebe hiyo

 

[witnessj]

unaambiwa alipokuwa anafikiria baba yake alivyofeli jamaa alikuwa anaogopa ndani ya moyo hapo anapiga kazi aibu ya mzee wake isije kwake

Aaah Okonkwo alikuwa anajichosha tu, hata hakufaidi jasho lake mara aue akawa excel for good 7 solid years kwa sifa na mihasira yake...bora Unoka ni failure but kala bata na madeni juu[emoji23] [emoji23]

Kajifia hana presha, sasa okonkwo eti kajinyonga[emoji15] [emoji23]

 

[witnessj]

we we we chuma ya mzee Chinua Achebe hiyo

Oooh nimeikumbuka but haikuniimpress kama ' Things fall apart'

 

[Sir Khan]

Sasa alimuulia nini japo ilikuwa mila....sema okonkwo alikuwa driven na sifa yule jamaa

walimtoa sadaka kufidia kifo cha mwenzao ambaye aliuliwa na watu wa jamii ya huyo dogo.
Kabla ya kwenda kumuua kamzee kamoja kalimwambia Okonkwo "the boy calls you father don't have your hand on his death"
Dogo alipopigwa panga la kwanza(alipigwa na mtu mwingine sio Okonkwo) alirudi nyuma na kumwambia Okonkwo"father they are killing me"basi jamaa yako akaanza kutetemeka wenzake wanamcheki tu,jamaa kwa ajili ya misifa ili asionekane kuwa ni mwanaume wa dar alimpiga dogo panga na kumuua hapohapo"
Sadest part of the book.

 

[Manofu]

A man of the people, beautiful one are not yet born, three suitors one husband,song of lawino and song of ocol, Mau mau war, building the national, balud of the land lord,eat more...........

 

[Sir Khan]

Ow!...asante sana kwa kunipa jina la huyu mwandishi...hivi nikivitaka hivi vitabu vyote nafanyaje, hata pa kuvinunua hapa Dar?

Amah ana matusi balaa kwenye kile kitabu, sema ni kitamu nacho wakina princess na mama yao wanakunywa imported beer not local ones!

library lazima vipo tu
tafuta na hizi chuma
SEASON OF WAITING
HIS EXCELLENCY THE HEAD OF STATE
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE(kama haujakisoma)
Kama unapenda na vya kiswahili tafuta hizi chuma
USIKU UTAKAPOKWISHA
MFADHILI(jiandae kulia)
VUTA N'KUVUTE

 

[witnessj]

walimtoa sadaka kufidia kifo cha mwenzao ambaye aliuliwa na watu wa jamii ya huyo dogo.
Kabla ya kwenda kumuua kamzee kamoja kalimwambia Okonkwo "the boy calls you father don't have your hand on his death"
Dogo alipopigwa panga la kwanza(alipigwa na mtu mwingine sio Okonkwo) alirudi nyuma na kumwambia Okonkwo"father they are killing me"basi jamaa yako akaanza kutetemeka wenzake wanamcheki tu,jamaa kwa ajili ya misifa ili asionekane kuwa ni mwanaume wa dar alimpiga dogo panga na kumuua hapohapo"
Sadest part of the book.

[emoji22] [emoji22] [emoji22] .....kwenye hicho kisegment niliangua kilio asee!

Mwanamke wa kijiji cha okonkwo ndo aliuliwa na mtu wa kijiji cha akina Ikemefuna....Okonkwo ndo akatumwa kwenda kulipiza kisasi, dogo kamleta na wanaishi home fresh badae eti unamkata panga[emoji15] [emoji22]

Unakumbuka wale mapacha waliouliwa eti wana Bad chi mara Tufyakwa?....waigbo hadi sasa hivi ni wana mila za kishenzi hakuna mfano