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Mentor · Feb 8, 2011

ati unafanya kazi kwenye kiwanda cha unga...ukioga unanukia ugali ulioiva!

Mentor · Feb 8, 2011

bucho said:
We ni muoga mpaka unalala umekunja ngumi

Nyie ni washamba mpaka mnawanyweshaga kuku wenu maji moto ndo watage mayai yaliyochemshwa!

It is Sur_Plus · Apr 5, 2011

Teh teh teh

wapalepale · Apr 5, 2011

It is Sur_Plus said:
Teh teh teh

daah nimejikuta nimesipitia page zote 15!!!! kweli jf si mchezo

MAMMAMIA · Apr 5, 2011

- Mentor, inaonesha wewe mjinga kiasi ulimwuliza Bill Gates kwa nini anauza Windows (madirisha) badala ya milango.
- Uko mweusi mpaka ukisimama mbele ya "Blackboard" ikiwa hukucheka huonekani.
- Una sura mbaya mpaka mama yako anakiri kuwa wewe mbaya.
- Unaharisha mpaka unatembea mbele ya mabata ili kujizimua.

People · Apr 6, 2011

hashycool said:
we ni wazamani hadi buibui wamejenga masikioni kwako

Tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe...

MAMMAMIA · Apr 6, 2011

Unajifanya mfanyabiashara mzuri mpaka ulienda Iceland kuwauzia mafriji Waeskimo.

MAMMAMIA · Apr 6, 2011

Dada yako ni mshamba kiasi hujitia manukato anapotaka kupiga picha ili picha yake inukie!!

Mshume Kiyate · Apr 6, 2011

Ahahahah nakumbuka mbali sana

Mshume Kiyate · Apr 6, 2011

Mentor said:
Asprin: Mwangalie kwanza, una machunusi mpaka ukipigwa picha inatokea kama msasa
Daughter: (natanguliza samahani)..wewe una MEWATA kubwa mpaka unavaa bra long-sleeved!!!!lol
Hashy: Nyie kwenu ni maskini mpaka mnakula ugali na hadithi za nyama..
Gongotamu: kwenu ni kuchafu mpaka wewe hutoa viatu ukitoka nje..hahahahahahaha (got u..)
Afrodenzi: wewe ni mfupi mpaka voters ID card yako ina picha yako ukiwa umesimama...teh teh teh...
The next reader: Wewe ni mbaya mpaka siku za cha mama na baba wewe ulikuwa mbwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:

Twende twende kwenye ukoo wenu wewe ndio mrefu kama chupa ya vimto

Cestus · Apr 6, 2011

imebidi niweke mbav za kchna,orgno kushnei!

Ambassador · Apr 7, 2011

Duh! Washikaji mmenikumbusha mbali saaana! Salute Mentor! Paka wako noma mpaka akishika panya anaomba uma, chumvi na pilipili.

Ambassador · Apr 7, 2011

Kwenu ni wakristo mpaka mbwa wenu wakiona mwizi anaiba, wanawaambia "wee iba tu Mungu anakuona".

Mshume Kiyate · Apr 7, 2011

Ambassador said:
Kwenu ni wakristo mpaka mbwa wenu wakiona mwizi anaiba, wanawaambia "wee iba tu Mungu anakuona".

umekomaa mpaka ukitema mate yana dunda

Mshume Kiyate · Apr 7, 2011

Mentor said:
Nyie ni washamba mpaka mnawanyweshaga kuku wenu maji moto ndo watage mayai yaliyochemshwa!

miguu kama sigara kali

Twilumba · Apr 7, 2011

bucho said:
mentor umekomaa mikono paka ukishika mouse computer inasema "found new hadware".

Good Jf.... Bucho umevunja mbavu zangu!

Mentor · Apr 21, 2011

Babaubaya said:
Good Jf.... Bucho umevunja mbavu zangu!

We ni mfupi, ukimeza mate unakojoa!!!! hahahahaha

Mentor · Apr 21, 2011

chatu dume said:
miguu kama sigara kali

Mwangalie, umefulia mpaka unanunuaga chapati upande mmoja!!!!

Mentor · Apr 21, 2011

Ambassador said:
Duh! Washikaji mmenikumbusha mbali saaana! Salute Mentor! Paka wako noma mpaka akishika panya anaomba uma, chumvi na pilipili.

(Natanguliza apology)
Demu wako ni mshamba mpaka bra yake imeandikwa, "WEKA MATITI HAPA!"

Babkey · Apr 21, 2011

Nyie wananchi mbona wakali hivyo!?

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