Matani

[Domowazi]

Mwone na wewe una kiherehere kama mke wa balozi...
mwangalie kwanza pua ka ngumi...

ngo'mbe wenu wamezeeka had wnatoa maziwa ya unga,

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Ole wenu mnitanie nawatemeen mate !

Near by Meta high school Mbeya.

 

[Mentor]

ngo'mbe wenu wamezeeka had wnatoa maziwa ya unga,

Domowazi, mwone kwanza ndo maana simu yako ina game ya kulima...

Ole wenu mnitanie nawatemeen mate !

Near by Meta high school Mbeya.

Hahaha...eti simu yako (actually wewe, BAK, Viper, MwafrikaHalisi et al) ni ya zamani mpaka wallpaper yake ni Arsene Wenger amenyanyua kombe...heheheheheheheheheh

 

[Mentor]

Asprin umezeeka hadi ukitembea kivuli chako kinaku-overtake.
Kaizer we ni mshamba mpaka unaweka stempu kwenye email.
Jiwe Linaloishi wewe ni mlevi wa gongo mpaka mbu akikuuma anakuwa kipofu.
Heaven on earth kwenu mbali mpaka mawio ya jua hutokea usiku!!!
watu8 mlikuwa wengi kwenu mpaka masofa yenu yalikuwa na 'upstairs'

 

[Watu8]

Asprin umezeeka hadi ukitembea kivuli chako kinaku-overtake.
Kaizer we ni mshamba mpaka unaweka stempu kwenye email.
Jiwe Linaloishi wewe ni mlevi wa gongo mpaka mbu akikuuma anakuwa kipofu.
Heaven on earth kwenu mbali mpaka mawio ya jua hutokea usiku!!!
watu8 mlikuwa wengi kwenu mpaka masofa yenu yalikuwa na 'upstairs'

Hahahh!!

Ati TV yenu ni ndogo hadi TV Presenter ili asome news inabidi apige magoti...

 

[Katavi]

Watu mna matani utafikiri mmelewa.

 

[Kaizer]

Asprin umezeeka hadi ukitembea kivuli chako kinaku-overtake.
Kaizer we ni mshamba mpaka unaweka stempu kwenye email.
Jiwe Linaloishi wewe ni mlevi wa gongo mpaka mbu akikuuma anakuwa kipofu.
Heaven on earth kwenu mbali mpaka mawio ya jua hutokea usiku!!!
watu8 mlikuwa wengi kwenu mpaka masofa yenu yalikuwa na 'upstairs'

Aisee......ili mradi email iwe na uhakika wa kumfikia DEMBA, potelea pote nibaki na ushamba wangu tu

 

[Nilufer]

Aisee......ili mradi email iwe na uhakika wa kumfikia DEMBA, potelea pote nibaki na ushamba wangu tu

we Mentor tangu lini baby yangu amekuwa mshamba?

 

[Watu8]

we Mentor tangu lini baby yangu amekuwa mshamba?

Bebi wako ni mshamba hadi anatumia correction ink kwenye skrini ya kompyuta kama akikosea ku-type

 

[Nilufer]

Bebi wako ni mshamba hadi anatumia correction ink kwenye skrini ya kompyuta kama akikosea ku-type

teh teh teh mkuu watu8 hazibandi wangu Kaizer ni mutoto wa mujini bana ameanza kutumia vitu hivi long time kitambo.

 

[Kababi]

Duh

Sent from my BlackBerry 9810 using JamiiForums

 

[Shebeneza]

Kwenu ni wafupi eti mkikaa juu ya kiberiti miguu inaning'inia.

Kwenu mmemekomaa eti mkiwa chooni huwa mnachambia magunzi.

 

[Khakhi]

mweusi mpaka ukijiangalia kwenye kioo kinaandika plz wait

 

[nelly nely]

Kwenu makauzu hadi mnakula ugal mkubwa na mboga ni ugali mdogo...

 

[mama yu]

Bichwa kubwa,kusikitika huwezi.

 

[Mafundo]

na wewe nini: Sura mbaya kama umetaka kupiga chafya ikakataa

 

[ldd]

Nasikia umekomalia dini mpaka ugali unasongea msalaba!

 

[Miss Neddy]

hahahahahaha mmenivunjaje mbavu

 

[eddy brown]

You are so ugly that have to feed you with a sling shot when you were a baby.

 

[eddy brown]

You are so ugly that your mom have to feed you with a sling shot when you were a baby.