"MMU Misses you Sooo Much"

[Asprin]

Shem ulikua na hali mbaya saana... Niliwasiliana na mama Matesha akaniambia na kwa hisani ya Matesha sitasema ni hali gani... Hii useful thread ilikua ni kama attack weapon ili tu-diverge attention... kuna scandal kubwa saana ambayo imetolewa na Finest... Kua ODM, Biggie, RR, King'asti, Darling Kaizer, Boss, Uporoto & Co.... mmeondoka na kujibinafsishia Crate zoote za vilevi... Mbaya zaidi mmeiba na after shave ya Lawyer Klorokwini... Sweetie kaamuka toka jana...lol.. Mie naona kuamka zako sa hizi unafikiri leo ni Sunday....lol

Shem umeanza lini kuwasikiliza wagonjwa wa Mirembe walioko likizoni?............ Of ooooool ze pipo, mie na mai homii twaweza toroka na vikreti kazaa vya bia wakati tuna komplimentare ya kujisevia Biya idadi tunayotaka pale TBL............. Isitoshe haya mahela yaliyojaa mifukoni ambayo hayana kazi tungeshindwa kujinunulia mabia ya kutosha mpaka tukasarandie kwenye kasherehe ka Maskini kalikokuwa na vikreti 30 tu za bia?

Mwambie atutake razi!

 

[Asprin]

Shem hebu do the needful "copy na kupaste hii kitu" for she deserves it... itakua a birthday na a "Welcom back thread"

Darling shem I am impressed na huo ufundi wako... dakika ngapi umetomia ku compose?? Khaaa!! Hii HATARI sasa...

Shem wangu Ashadii,
Acha wako usanii,
Wajua zangu bidii,
Kwenye yetu hii fani?

Nawe nitakuimbia,
tena kukushangilia,
Nyimbo nitakutungia,
Siku yako ikifika.

Najiweka ahadini,
Kumbuka ahadi deni,
Na tujiweke duani,
Mola na atuwezeshe.

 

[AshaDii]

Shem umeanza lini kuwasikiliza wagonjwa wa Mirembe walioko likizoni?............ Of ooooool ze pipo, mie na mai homii twaweza toroka na vikreti kazaa vya bia wakati tuna komplimentare ya kujisevia Biya idadi tunayotaka pale TBL............. Isitoshe haya mahela yaliyojaa mifukoni ambayo hayana kazi tungeshindwa kujinunulia mabia ya kutosha mpaka tukasarandie kwenye kasherehe ka Maskini kalikokuwa na vikreti 30 tu za bia?

Mwambie atutake razi!

Naona sasa umeelewa why this useful thread iliianzwa hali wewe upo "flat"...lol... Maana hii habari ilinipa stress na unajua the way uvumi wa uongo husambaa... Usiwe na wasi... Lawyer Klorokwini analisimamia hili suala na kaahidi ku clear majina yenu woote (kasoro Kimey).... Hivo siio mda Finest itabidi aombe radhi....lol

 

[Blaki Womani]

Napenda kuwafahamisha hommies wangu na shem langu la ukweli, wapiga chabo na masharobaro wa JF MMU, wajukuu wakorofi na watukutu kuwa nimebadili wazo langu la kunywa sumu............Hii ni baada ya kuukubali wito wa rafiki yangu mpendwa Fixed Point.

Haya rafiki hebu niambie ulikuwa wapi siku zote?

Afadhali daaaah nimeogopa huu mwaka unakwishaje tena........BTW miss u ODM

 

[AshaDii]

Shem wangu Ashadii,
Acha wako usanii,
Wajua zangu bidii,
Kwenye yetu hii fani?

Nawe nitakuimbia,
tena kukushangilia,
Nyimbo nitakutungia,
Siku yako ikifika.

Najiweka ahadini,
Kumbuka ahadi deni,
Na tujiweke duani,
Mola na atuwezeshe.

Pamoja na kusema kua blue imenitia wasi wasi...lol.. Mimi nafaili hii post for future reference.... Mpaka i wish nitunge uongo kua birthday yangu kesho hali ilipita siku nyingi... BUT najua Mvumilivu hula mbivu... Asante Shem wangu wa ukweli....

 

[Asprin]

Afadhali daaaah nimeogopa huu mwaka unakwishaje tena........BTW miss u ODM

Hakika Blaki womani,
Nimefurahi moyoni,
Kukuona natamani,
Lakini huku ni mbali.

Moyoni nafurahia,
Habari kuisikia,
Nawe wanikumbukia,
Mbona kwangu burudani?

 

[Asprin]

Pamoja na kusema kua blue imenitia wasi wasi...lol.. Mimi nafaili hii post for future reference.... Mpaka i wish nitunge uongo kua birthday yangu kesho hali ilipita siku nyingi... BUT najua Mvumilivu hula mbivu... Asante Shem wangu wa ukweli....

Hahahaha.......shem bana! hiyo blue isikutishe ni mambo ya vina tu bana!

 

[Fixed Point]

Hii naona inahitaji sredi ya kujitegemea, hata hivyo ngoja nikupe haki yako:

Hodi kwako maulana,
Mlango usijebana,
Kwa marefu na mapana,
Kumuombea rafiki

Heri yake mefikia,
Duniani kufikia,
Mema ninamtakia
Maisha yawe matamu

Namtakia fanaka,
Maisha pasi mashaka
Afya ya uhakika
Mabaya yamwepuka

Muongezee miaka,
Isokuwa na viraka
Apate nyingi baraka
Na aishi kwa mani

Amina tena amina
Nasema tena Amina
Wote twitike Amina
Amina Amina Tena

Hepi besdei dia Friend!

Na ODM a.k.a Bigi Braza babu Asprin
Kaunta Ya Juu
King Star!

Rafiki asante sana, ninafuraha kuwa na rafiki kama wewe. Mungu akubariki pia.
With lots of love

 

[Fixed Point]

Shem hebu do the needful "copy na kupaste hii kitu" for she deserves it... itakua a birthday na a "Welcom back thread"

Darling shem I am impressed na huo ufundi wako... dakika ngapi umetomia ku compose?? Khaaa!! Hii HATARI sasa...

Yaani huyu shemu wako ni kiboko. Thank you too AshaDii

 

[AshaDii]

Hahahaha.......shem bana! hiyo blue isikutishe ni mambo ya vina tu bana!

hahahaha.... mimi nimerest in peace sasa...:canada:

Yaani huyu shemu wako ni kiboko. Thank you too AshaDii

Umeona eeeh?? Yaani me love my shem saana tu hio ikiwa moja ya sababu....lol

 

[Asprin]

hahahaha.... mimi nimerest in peace sasa...:canada:




Umeona eeeh?? Yaani me love my shem saana tu hio ikiwa moja ya sababu....lol

Na kama kawaida ODM wa misifa mbichwa huooooo!

 

[AshaDii]

Na kama kawaida ODM wa misifa mbichwa huooooo!

.......... (Smile) 😛hoto:

 

[Asprin]

.......... (Smile) 😛hoto:

😛oa:lol:

 

[Teamo]

haya wajameni...!

huyo carmel anawakilishwa na mamndenyi hapa jamvini.....!

 

[Bigirita]

haya wajameni...!

huyo carmel anawakilishwa na mamndenyi hapa jamvini.....!

na bawaba zinajiwakilisha zenyewe!!
TI.

 

[Asprin]

haya wajameni...!

huyo carmel anawakilishwa na mamndenyi hapa jamvini.....!

Acha masihara bana!

 

[Bigirita]

😛oa:lol:

Aseee!!
Duh!!

 

[Teamo]

na bawaba zinajiwakilisha zenyewe!!
TI.

GOD IS VERY BUSY.....can i help you??..

 

[Bigirita]

Acha masihara bana!

Hutaki?

 

[AshaDii]

haya wajameni...!

huyo carmel anawakilishwa na mamndenyi hapa jamvini.....!

Dah!!! (ujue kua Mamndenyi makazi yake ni Chit Chat akigawa upendo mara kwa mara kwa kumwaga "Likes" thread nzima)