MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

[Bishanga]

Hivi umaarufu ni hoja?
Au hoja ni umaarufu wa kitu gani?
Hata Matonya ni maarufu

mmmmhhh we nae una lako na mpendwa FF!

 

[Bishanga]

Wifi unajua leo Bishanga kaamkia bar yenye g'house humo humo, eti anasema nkuulize wewe kama Eliza wa Tegeta atanipiga akinikuta nae, eti wewe na Eliza mnaishi jirani, ya kweli hayo wifi?

aloamkia bar nani? Mwenzio nimeshinda church ya full gospel na TF na Husninyo tunamwombea Rejao pua lake lisidondoke!

 

[Kongosho]

namba yake ni 991

du! kongosho naomba namba ya simu Aspirin,nipe fasta kabla Eiyer hajanchoropoka,ndo nimemshikilia kooni hivo through PM.

 

[Bishanga]

afu na wewe umeanza lini haya?

toka alivyokuwa dumped na TF.

 

[sweetlady]

afu na wewe umeanza lini haya?

Nimeanza tuishieni leo kwa Bishanga..

 

[Kongosho]

Dont shoot
nimesema tu
am scared na watu maarufu

mmmmhhh we nae una lako na mpendwa FF!

 

[Bishanga]

acha uoga
wewe utakuwa nyoka wa maonesho
ni ushujaa mwanajeshi kufia vitani
hivi unadhani utaishi miaka hata 120?

bamwambie bana,halafu ongezea kuwa sterling hauawi,ushawahi kuona sinema ambayo van damme au chuck norris anakufa?

 

[Kongosho]

hebu mwacheni my sweetlegs Rejao

ila sweetheart wangu yuko palepale (***)

aloamkia bar nani? Mwenzio nimeshinda church ya full gospel na TF na Husninyo tunamwombea Rejao pua lake lisidondoke!

 

[Bishanga]

namba yake ni 991

mbona kapokea Kova?

 

[sweetlady]

mlivyotoka naye outing last time ndivyo alivyovaa?

Akuuu! Mie na mlokole wa kanisa la mbao wapi na wapi?

 

[Kongosho]

Unachezea hicho kibabu
kitakuzalisha

Nimeanza tuishieni leo kwa Bishanga..

 

[sweetlady]

Unachezea hicho kibabu
kitakuzalisha

Hakina tena uwezo huo kongosho, kimebaki kupeleka watu vekesheni tu...

 

[Kongosho]

ndo sekretary wake
mwambie akakuitie

mbona kapokea Kova?

 

[sweetlady]

Kaizer,Kaizer,Kaizer,Kaizer,embu nimchore kichwani,60kg,one metre fifty,flaby,squinty eyes,afraid of dogs,chickens and rabbits,had a woman for the first time at 25,terrified of his wife,mmmmmmhhhhhh hawezi ku cheat na wewe huyo,nimem rule out,sema mwingine!

Tobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!



Simo.

 

[Kongosho]

ha ha ha, wewe kichezee
vima tumate tudogo
afu twa msimu
lakini tukali kwa mimba huto

Hakina tena uwezo huo kongosho, kimebaki kupeleka watu vekesheni tu...

 

[Bishanga]

Dont shoot
nimesema tu
am scared na watu maarufu

wala usiwaogope,si unajua in real life mamemba kibao humu ni watu maarufu? To recap from jf udaku gazeti:
Ashadii (wema sepetu)
Bishanga(diamond a.k.a sharobaro)
Aspirin (Hon Mrema wa kiraracha)
Lizzy (saida kalori)
Eiyer( masanja mkandamizaji)
Bujibuji (joti)
Fidel (wakuvanga)
Husninyo(mama Terry)
TF(Shigongo)
..........nitaendelea ngoja nipande kaunta...

 

[sweetlady]

aloamkia bar nani? Mwenzio nimeshinda church ya full gospel na TF na Husninyo tunamwombea Rejao pua lake lisidondoke!

Duuuh! Hilo kanisa lenu hilo...

 

[Bishanga]

hebu mwacheni my sweetlegs Rejao

ila sweetheart wangu yuko palepale (***)

nshakuuliza,unampendea rejao huo mpua au kipara?

 

[Bishanga]

Akuuu! Mie na mlokole wa kanisa la mbao wapi na wapi?

yamekuwa hayo?kafilisika ndo humtaki sio?mbona hukuyasema haya wakati anakununulia Harrier?

 

[sweetlady]

wala usiwaogope,si unajua in real life mamemba kibao humu ni watu maarufu? To recap from jf udaku gazeti:
Ashadii (wema sepetu)
Bishanga(diamond a.k.a sharobaro)
Aspirin (Hon Mrema wa kiraracha)
Lizzy (saida kalori)
Eiyer( masanja mkandamizaji)
Bujibuji (joti)
Fidel (wakuvanga)
Husninyo(mama Terry)
TF(Shigongo)
..........nitaendelea ngoja nipande kaunta...

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