Mtume Muhammad: Jamii isipotoshwe; Jua huzama katika Chemchemu ya matope Meusi na Mazito

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Shida ya kuongozwa na SHOGA muhammad kila kitu mnawaza kishoga shoga tu.
cheki Bwanako anavyochekelea kupigwa denda,

Sunan Abi Dawud » General Behavior (Kitab Al-Adab)

Narrated Usayd ibn Hudayr,:
AbdurRahman ibn AbuLayla, quoting Usayd ibn Hudayr, a man of the Ansar, said that while he was given to jesting and was talking to the people and making them laugh, the Prophet (saws) poked him under the ribs with a stick. He said: Let me take retaliation. He said: Take retaliation. He said: You are wearing a shirt but I am not. The Prophet(saws) then raised his shirt and the man embraced himand began to kiss his side. Then he said: This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allah!

حَدَّثَنَا عَمْرُو بْنُ عَوْنٍ، أَخْبَرَنَا خَالِدٌ، عَنْ حُصَيْنٍ، عَنْ عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنِ أَبِي لَيْلَى، عَنْ أُسَيْدِ بْنِ حُضَيْرٍ، - رَجُلٍ مِنَ الأَنْصَارِ - قَالَ بَيْنَمَا هُوَ يُحَدِّثُ الْقَوْمَ وَكَانَ فِيهِ مِزَاحٌ بَيْنَا يُضْحِكُهُمْ فَطَعَنَهُ النَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم فِي خَاصِرَتِهِ بِعُودٍ فَقَالَ أَصْبِرْنِي ‏.‏ فَقَالَ ‏ "‏ اصْطَبِرْ ‏"‏ ‏.‏ قَالَ إِنَّ عَلَيْكَ قَمِيصًا وَلَيْسَ عَلَىَّ قَمِيصٌ ‏.‏ فَرَفَعَ النَّبِيُّ صلى الله عليه وسلم عَنْ قَمِيصِهِ فَاحْتَضَنَهُ وَجَعَلَ يُقَبِّلُ كَشْحَهُ قَالَ إِنَّمَا أَرَدْتُ هَذَا يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ‏.‏

Kamata na hiyo mkajipe raha na mashekh ubwabwa wako.

Jami` at-Tirmidhi » Chapters on the description of Paradise

'Ali narrated that the Messenger of Allah (s.a.w) said:
"Indeed in Paradise there is a market in which there is no buying nor selling- except for images of men and women. So whenever a man desires an image, he enters it."

حَدَّثَنَا أَحْمَدُ بْنُ مَنِيعٍ، وَهَنَّادٌ، قَالاَ حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو مُعَاوِيَةَ، حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الرَّحْمَنِ بْنُ إِسْحَاقَ، عَنِ النُّعْمَانِ بْنِ سَعْدٍ، عَنْ عَلِيٍّ، قَالَ قَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ "‏ إِنَّ فِي الْجَنَّةِ لَسُوقًا مَا فِيهَا شِرَاءٌ وَلاَ بَيْعٌ إِلاَّ الصُّوَرَ مِنَ الرِّجَالِ وَالنِّسَاءِ فَإِذَا اشْتَهَى الرَّجُلُ صُورَةً دَخَلَ فِيهَا ‏"‏ ‏.‏ قَالَ أَبُو عِيسَى هَذَا حَدِيثٌ غَرِيبٌ ‏.‏
Mall ya Allah inuza images za men and women. Muslim men ukitamani tu unachoma ndani unagonga mzigo!!
Kwa ahadi hii kwanini usitokwe mapovu kumtetea Iblis!!
 
Kwa faida ya wasomaji na wanaotaka kujifunza Bible. This is what Chapter saying.
Haya ni maonyo kwa kijana aachane na mambo ya UZINZI. bora awe na mke wake mwenyewe.

Proverbs 5 New International Version (NIV)
Warning Against Adultery
5 My son, pay attention to my wisdom,
turn your ear to my words of insight,
2 that you may maintain discretion
and your lips may preserve knowledge.
3 For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey,
and her speech is smoother than oil;
4 but in the end she is bitter as gall,
sharp as a double-edged sword.
5 Her feet go down to death;
her steps lead straight to the grave.
6 She gives no thought to the way of life;
her paths wander aimlessly, but she does not know it.
7 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
do not turn aside from what I say.
8 Keep to a path far from her,
do not go near the door of her house,
9 lest you lose your honor to others
and your dignity[a] to one who is cruel,
10 lest strangers feast on your wealth
and your toil enrich the house of another.
11 At the end of your life you will groan,
when your flesh and body are spent.
12 You will say, “How I hated discipline!
How my heart spurned correction!
13 I would not obey my teachers
or turn my ear to my instructors.
14 And I was soon in serious trouble
in the assembly of God’s people.”
15 Drink water from your own cistern,
running water from your own well.
16 Should your springs overflow in the streets,
your streams of water in the public squares?
17 Let them be yours alone,
never to be shared with strangers.
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
21 For your ways are in full view of the Lord,
and he examines all your paths.
22 The evil deeds of the wicked ensnare them;
the cords of their sins hold them fast.
23 For lack of discipline they will die,
led astray by their own great folly.
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Maneno/Mausia murua ya BABA kwa KIJANA wake, Abduls' yellow Pages huwezi pata vitu adimu kama hivi.
 


Bread freshly baked with human dung (EZEKIEL4:12)😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛


 


 

KAWAAMBIE MAPADRI , AU NDIO WENGI WAMESHAOLEWA ??
 
Ahahahahaahahaahaha mtenda akitendewa huisi kaonewa, Ahahahaahaha hapa alipopewa amri ya kuua wenzake ilikuwa sawa , lakini yeye akiuliwa kaonewa Ahahahaahhahhahhhaah POKEA HIYO
KUMB la TORATI 20:17-18
17"; Lakini UWAANGAMIZE kabisa , Mhiti, na Mwamori,na mkaanani, na Mperizi, na mhivi, na Myebusi, kama alivyokuamuru Bwana Mungu wako;

18"; Wasije wakawafunza kufanya mfano wa machukizo yao, yote; waliyoifanyia miungu yao; hivyo itakuwa ni makosa juu ya Bwana, Mungu wenu";.

Amri ya kuua wenzao kwako sawa, lakini amri ya kuuliwa wao kwako sio sawa. Ahahahahaahahaahaha Ahahahahaahahaahaha kacheze unapochezaga Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
 
Fuatilia vzuri historia ya mtukufu mtume MUHAMMAD (SAWW) tena penda kuwauliza wanazuoni wa kiislam ili wakujuze vizur sehemu usizozielewa .
Quraan takatifu ni kitabu ambacho kina elimu zote za science na kila fani .na ni ngumu kujua aya ilikua inamaana gani hasa mpaka uwe mtu mwenye elimu ya ndani ya Quraan takatifu.

Hivyo acha kihelehele cha kuchukua vipande vya aya ambazo ujui ata zilikua zinalenga kitu gani wewe unaangalia tafsiri ya juu tu ya kimaana unaposti humu acha hio tabia ya kumzushia mtukufu mtume MUHAMMAD (saww) huyu ni kiumbe Bora kuliko viumbe wote alivoviumba mungu.
Acha kabisa Tena usirudie kabisa.
 
Mbona hadithi iko wazi mtume kaagiza mawe matatu , jamaa kaleta mawili na kitu tofauti na jiwe, ndio maana mtume akaendelea na yale mawe mawili kwa sababu kile cha tatu sio Jiwe Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja hizi hadithi zitakutesa sana maana huzielewi Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja , halafu kuhusu Sugu hayo maneno yako kwa sababu mawe yanatumika pale ambapo kuna uhaba mkubwa wa maji
 
Ahahahahaahahaahaha kwanza umeishiwa hoja umebaki kulia lia kupita mbele kaharibu swala ahahahahahhahah nimekuuliza "; unajua mbwa akienda kuwinda ukimtangaliza kwa jina la Mwenyezi Mungu hiyo nyama ni halali kuila kwa muislamu"

1. Kwa sababu kichwa chako ni kizito twende huko huko , kwani mbwa akipita mbele ya anae swali na kuharibu ile swala nani anawajibika kwa tukio la KUHARIBIKA SWALA ni Mbwa au MTU anaeswali? ukinijibu hapa tutaendelea ahahahhahaahaaa ahahhaahhaahahahah
 
Ahahahahaahahaahaha sura 5:44 umeiruka kwa makusudi kwa sababu unajua kuna kipigo cha mbwa koko pale
QURAN 5:44
"; Hakika sisi tuliteremsha Taurati yenye uwongofu kwa nuru , ambayo kwayo manabii wali nyenyekea KIISLAMU, na wachamungu , na wanazuoni waliwahukumu mayahudi , kwani walikabidhiwa kukihifadhi kitabu cha Mwenyezi Mungu.
Ahahahahaahahaahaha manabii, wachamungu na wanazuoni wote hawa walikuwa walinyenyekea KIISLAMU , wewe na genge lako mnanyenyekea KIKORINTHO Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja , ndio maana Mungu alijua ndio maana akasema hivi

QURAN 3:100
";Enyi mlioamini ! Mkiwatii baadhi ya wale waliopewa kitabu WATAKURUDISHENI kuwa MAKAFIRI baada ya UISLAMU wenu";

Ahahahahaahahaahaha unaruka ruka maandiko yanayokukaanga ahahahahahhahah
 
Ata Ibrahim alipoenda kaanan alikwenda kama mgeni , alikuta wenyeji pale tena mpaka maeneo ya kuzikia walikuwa wananunua vip useme nchi yao? ndio maana hata ilipofika njaa waliondoka kwenda misri kwa sababu sio nchi yao hawana uchungu ,lakini wenye nchi yao walibaki pale kwa sababu ndio kwao hata kama njaa itawaua wote.

sasa Misri maisha yamekuwa magumu wanakuja kwenye nchi ya watu KUDHULUMU kwa AMRI hii kutoka kwa MUNGU wenu kukatilia mbali wenyeji
KUTOKA 23:23
";Kwa kuwa malaika wangu atatangulia mbele yako, na kukufikisha kwenye Mwamori, na Mhiti, na Mperizi, na mkaanani, na mhivi, na Myebusi; nami nitawakatilia mbali";.

Ahahahahaahahaahaha unatuletea habari za msamaria huko mbeleni kabisa washaua sana wenyeji Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja hili ndio shina la Israel kuua wenyeji Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
 
Hilo alipewa Mudi asafishi vutu yake akachomoa sijui lilikuwa na miiba? au alidhani limechanganywa na upupu!!
Question to you abdul?
WHY three ROCKs and not two or five?
Any Abdul can tell us why?
Ahahahahaahahaahaha kwa sababu mtume amesema ni matatu basi ni matatu, kwa hiyo na sisi waislamu tunajifunza hapo "; Alilokupeni mtume lichukueni , na alilokukatazeni nalo liacheni"; Ahahahahaaaahqa
 

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Umetoa hadithi wala ujui hata zinazungumza nini ngoja tukuchape
1.KISS , hili mbona jambo la kawaida sana hata Yusuph aliwabusu ndugu zake wacha uvivu wa maandiko ahahahajajjjajjajajjajajaja

GENESIS 45:15
";He KISSED all his brothers, and wept on them . After that his brothers talked with him;"
mijitu mingine mivivu ya maandiko hata vitu vya kawaida yenyewe yanashangaa ahahaahaahhajajajaja

2.IMAGE sasa image unaweza kuigonga mzigo ? Ahahahahhaah hizi si bangi na kupaniki ahahahaah , hizi hadithi zitakutesa sana mdogo wangu kwa sababu wewe ni mbumbumbu .
NGOJA TUKUPE TAFSIRI YA IMAGE KILAZA WEWE Ahahahaahhahhahhhaah

ANAS NARRATES that Prophet (Pbuh) said,
"; Definitely , the inhabitants of Heaven will visit a market every Friday. A northerly wind will blow and it will spread (goodness) upon their faces and clothes, causing them to increase in beauty . They will return to their wives after having become more beautiful than they were before. Their wives will say to them," we swear by Allah,you have definitely increased in beauty." They will also say to their wives ," we swear by Allah, you have also increased in beauty".
Sahih muslim-7146

Ahahahahaahahaahaha watu wanazungumzia namna ya kuwa beauty wewe unaleta bangi za kupigana mzigo ahahahahahhahah kwa kweli una upeo mdogo sana aya kacheze unapochezaga Ahahahhahahahaahjhhahaja
 
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