Mumewe hawezi kusimamisha tena

[nzalendo]

Elastic kuvunjika.....??? Good joke...

 

[Gol D Roger]

Iko hivi;Kuna rafiki yangu anasema mumewe hawezi kusimamisha Tena mjegeje baada ya mshipa mmojawapo wa mjegeje kuvunjika.

Huyu mumewe alienda kwa mchepuko wake,Sasa wakati wa kunyanduana ndo mchepuko akaikalia.

Sasa alivyoikalia ndo mshipa wa mjegeje ukavunjika.
Mumewe hakusema alivyorudi home.Sasa si Unajua Tena mambo ya nyegeziiiii.

Sasa kila akiombwa tendo,mjegeje hausimami.
Weeee rafiki yangu kasema usinitanie mume wangu,Hali hii imeanza lini???

Akamwambia nieleze ukweli la sivyoo naondoka.

Ndo huyu bwana akajieleza kuwa nilikuwa kwa mchepuko hukoooo,wakati wa kunyanduana akaikalia,ndo akavunja mshipa wa mjegeje.
Wanaenda hospitali,matibabu NI milioni 6.

Upoooooooooooooooooooo??????

Rafiki yangu anaomba ushauri je aondokeee maana hiyo milioni 6 ya matibabu hawana.

Na bibie anasema hakwenda pale kula na kulala,yeye kafata mjegeje.

Sasa mjegeje umevunjika mshipa hukoooooo kwa mchepuko.
Tuchukue tahadhari maana utasikia ikalieeee.mwenzenu huyooooo,mjegeje haufanyi kazi,mshipa umevunjika.matibabu NI 6milioni.
Weekend njeeeema.Take care with your Mjegeje.na kubali TU vingine vikupiteeeee

Sister Penile fracture ni serious issue.
Kwa jinsi story yako ulivo iandika ndo mana watu wanasema ni chai.
Kwaio huyo jamaa ilivo vunjika huko kwa mchepuko wake hamu ikaisha akavaa nguo akaondoka akarudi home, huko home akiombwa shoo hadindishi siku zinapita hadi mkewe akamshtukia ndo akaamua kumkazia ndo jamaa akasema, siku zote hizo hajasikia maumivu wala kupata shida akienda kukojoa, ni ngumu kidogo kuamini labda kama hizo part umeamua kuziruka, na ukifikiria jinsi wanaume tunavojali maumbile yetu ya huku chini, eti siku zote hizo zipite hadi mke wake ndo kampeleka mchizi hospitali, sio kirahisi hivo....ebu iweke story yako vizur penile fracture sio jambo la mchezo ni ajali mbaya sana hio na ina maumivu makali sana, kwanza mzigo una vimba(hemorrhage) alaf lazima utapata shida kukojoa na ukikojoa ni lazima ukojoe damu, na lazima mke wake angeona bruises or lessions kweny ngozi...itengeneze story upya sister.

 

[Ester505]

Sister Penile fracture ni serious issue.
Kwa jinsi story yako ulivo iandika ndo mana watu wanasema ni chai.
Kwaio huyo jamaa ilivo vunjika huko kwa mchepuko wake hamu ikaisha akavaa nguo akaondoka akarudi home, huko home akiombwa shoo hadindishi siku zinapita hadi mkewe akamshtukia ndo akaamua kumkazia ndo jamaa akasema, siku zote hizo hajasikia maumivu wala kupata shida akienda kukojoa, ni ngumu kidogo kuamini labda kama hizo part umeamua kuziruka, na ukifikiria jinsi wanaume tunavojali maumbile yetu ya huku chini, eti siku zote hizo zipite hadi mke wake ndo kampeleka mchizi hospitali, sio kirahisi hivo....ebu iweke story yako vizur penile fracture sio jambo la mchezo ni ajali mbaya sana hio na ina maumivu makali sana, kwanza mzigo una vimba(hemorrhage) alaf lazima utapata shida kukojoa na ukikojoa ni lazima ukojoe damu, na lazima mke wake angeona bruises or lessions kweny ngozi...itengeneze story upya sister.

Kuvunjika kwa uume huweza KUTOKEA pale ambapo tendo la ndoa linafanywa huku mwanamke akiwa juu ya mwanaume

 

[Ester505]

Sister Penile fracture ni serious issue.
Kwa jinsi story yako ulivo iandika ndo mana watu wanasema ni chai.
Kwaio huyo jamaa ilivo vunjika huko kwa mchepuko wake hamu ikaisha akavaa nguo akaondoka akarudi home, huko home akiombwa shoo hadindishi siku zinapita hadi mkewe akamshtukia ndo akaamua kumkazia ndo jamaa akasema, siku zote hizo hajasikia maumivu wala kupata shida akienda kukojoa, ni ngumu kidogo kuamini labda kama hizo part umeamua kuziruka, na ukifikiria jinsi wanaume tunavojali maumbile yetu ya huku chini, eti siku zote hizo zipite hadi mke wake ndo kampeleka mchizi hospitali, sio kirahisi hivo....ebu iweke story yako vizur penile fracture sio jambo la mchezo ni ajali mbaya sana hio na ina maumivu makali sana, kwanza mzigo una vimba(hemorrhage) alaf lazima utapata shida kukojoa na ukikojoa ni lazima ukojoe damu, na lazima mke wake angeona bruises or lessions kweny ngozi...itengeneze story upya sister.

Sister Penile fracture ni serious issue.
Kwa jinsi story yako ulivo iandika ndo mana watu wanasema ni chai.
Kwaio huyo jamaa ilivo vunjika huko kwa mchepuko wake hamu ikaisha akavaa nguo akaondoka akarudi home, huko home akiombwa shoo hadindishi siku zinapita hadi mkewe akamshtukia ndo akaamua kumkazia ndo jamaa akasema, siku zote hizo hajasikia maumivu wala kupata shida akienda kukojoa, ni ngumu kidogo kuamini labda kama hizo part umeamua kuziruka, na ukifikiria jinsi wanaume tunavojali maumbile yetu ya huku chini, eti siku zote hizo zipite hadi mke wake ndo kampeleka mchizi hospitali, sio kirahisi hivo....ebu iweke story yako vizur penile fracture sio jambo la mchezo ni ajali mbaya sana hio na ina maumivu makali sana, kwanza mzigo una vimba(hemorrhage) alaf lazima utapata shida kukojoa na ukikojoa ni lazima ukojoe damu, na lazima mke wake angeona bruises or lessions kweny ngozi...itengeneze story upya sister.

Even though the penis does not have bones,you can break your penis if you have a penile fracture.
This happens when an erect penis is bent suddenly and with force.It is usually happens during sexual activity.
Na staili pendwa ya MWANAMKE KUWA JUU YA MWANAUME,ileee wanasemaga ikaliee,ooooh baby IKALIE ndo CHANZO kimojawapo Cha uume kuvunjika.na tiba NI operation

 

[Maulaga59]

Hahahahaha.huamini??Endelea kuikalia tu

Kama umepinda mfano wa NDIZI ukiwa umedinda utaukaliaje? Nipe somo hapa.

 

[Ester505]

Kama umepinda mfano wa NDIZI ukiwa umedinda utaukaliaje? Nipe somo hapa.

Si mmesema iko Kama mpira,Sasa inapindaje Tena naomba uzoefu wako

 

[Maulaga59]

Si mmesema iko Kama mpira,Sasa inapindaje Tena naomba uzoefu wako

Kama mimi hapa nilivyosoma huu uzi hapa KITANDANI umepinda kama NDIZI !

 

[Rashidi Jololo]

TATEPA hii bila chenga

 

[Gol D Roger]

Kuvunjika kwa uume huweza KUTOKEA pale ambapo tendo la ndoa linafanywa huku mwanamke akiwa juu ya mwanaume

Sister hilo mm najua, vitu vinavonipa wasiwasi nisiamini story yako nimeviandika, soma tena vizur uelewe

 

[Gol D Roger]

Even though the penis does not have bones,you can break your penis if you have a penile fracture.
This happens when an erect penis is bent suddenly and with force.It is usually happens during sexual activity.
Na staili pendwa ya MWANAMKE KUWA JUU YA MWANAUME,ileee wanasemaga ikaliee,ooooh baby IKALIE ndo CHANZO kimojawapo Cha uume kuvunjika.na tiba NI operation

Usinifafanulie kwa ku-copy and paste from Google haya mambo mi nayafahamu vizur, nahic ww ndo hujanielewa

 

[Sax]

mjegeje ni Elastic material inatanuka na kusinyaa haiwez kuvunjika labda ukate au ioze....

 

[Joannah]

mjegeje ndo nini?

🤣🤣🤣Ni AK 47...

 

[Joannah]

Kwa hiyo aliikalia mpaka akaivunja😅😅😅😅hiyo ni vita mura

 

[Joannah]

Even though the penis does not have bones,you can break your penis if you have a penile fracture.
This happens when an erect penis is bent suddenly and with force.It is usually happens during sexual activity.
Na staili pendwa ya MWANAMKE KUWA JUU YA MWANAUME,ileee wanasemaga ikaliee,ooooh baby IKALIE ndo CHANZO kimojawapo Cha uume kuvunjika.na tiba NI operation

We nani kakwambia hiyo ndio style pendwa ya wanawake?

 

[Asamwa]

Maji ya shingo yakikufika,lazima utasema ukweli ili update tiba

Mbona kasema ukweli lakini hajapata tiba?!

 

[Asamwa]

Kwa hiyo aliikalia mpaka akaivunja😅😅😅😅hiyo ni vita mura

Eti badala ya kulengesha ndani, kakalia hadi kuivunja!

 

[DUBULIHASA]

Yaani demu kaikalia kajisahau kajibweteka akihis kakalia kimbweta cha udsm kumbe kakalia ndonga ya msela..... Huyu msela watamtombea mke wake mpaka akili imkae sawa

 

[Kalaga Baho Nongwa]

Iko hivi;Kuna rafiki yangu anasema mumewe hawezi kusimamisha Tena mjegeje baada ya mshipa mmojawapo wa mjegeje kuvunjika.

Huyu mumewe alienda kwa mchepuko wake,Sasa wakati wa kunyanduana ndo mchepuko akaikalia.

Sasa alivyoikalia ndo mshipa wa mjegeje ukavunjika.
Mumewe hakusema alivyorudi home.Sasa si Unajua Tena mambo ya nyegeziiiii.

Sasa kila akiombwa tendo,mjegeje hausimami.
Weeee rafiki yangu kasema usinitanie mume wangu,Hali hii imeanza lini???

Akamwambia nieleze ukweli la sivyoo naondoka.

Ndo huyu bwana akajieleza kuwa nilikuwa kwa mchepuko hukoooo,wakati wa kunyanduana akaikalia,ndo akavunja mshipa wa mjegeje. Wanaenda hospitali,matibabu NI milioni 6.

Upo?

Rafiki yangu anaomba ushauri je aondokeee maana hiyo milioni 6 ya matibabu hawana.

Na bibie anasema hakwenda pale kula na kulala,yeye kafata mjegeje.

Sasa mjegeje umevunjika mshipa hukoooooo kwa mchepuko.

Tuchukue tahadhari maana utasikia ikalieeee.mwenzenu huyooooo,mjegeje haufanyi kazi,mshipa umevunjika matibabu ni 6 milioni.

Weekend njeeeema.Take care with your Mjegeje.na kubali TU vingine vikupiteeeee

Mwambie asivunje ndoa kama mjegeje mbona kibao tu. Atutafute wenye mijegeje tumuwezeshe aishi vizuri

 

[LOTH HEMA]

Sasa kama mjegeje umevunjika mshipa na kunyandua hawezi, kuna ndoa hapo? Waungwana huwa tunatoa ruksa mamaa aondoke kwenda kwenye mjegeje mwingine kama hatavumilia changamoto zangu za mjegejo. Ndoa ndio mjegejo, ukiharibika na ndoa inaharibika bibie hatakubali kukaka muda mrefu bila kunyanduliwa

 

[LOTH HEMA]

Changamoto za kunyandua ziko nyingi kutemeana na umbile la mnyanduliwa. Staili zingine za kunyanduana ni kuumizana na ni hatari