Mwanamke akikujibu SMS yako hivi acha haraka sana kuchat nae

Mwanamke akikujibu SMS yako hivi acha haraka sana kuchat nae

miss chagga said:
sasa kama huna msaada unauliza ya nini?" si ufunge kinywa chako....... unajichetua na maswali ya mtego nikwambie mazuri wakati kiuhalisia ni mabaya hapana kwa kweli......''Maisha yanasemaje kipenzi changu'' nitakujibu maisha yanataka hela na sina hela embu nitumie laki 5 hapo mar moja......
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Mmh ww kweli mchaga mm nawaogopa nyinyi napesa zangu mbuzi nikiona hii title ya chaga mm hata kusalimia si salimii atleast useme 50,000 mmmh laki tano
 
happiness win said:
hao uwasemao wewe wanajifunza kupiga mizinga, wataalam halisi hawapigi mizinga kwenye msg au sim. Mzinga unapigwa live bila kupepesa macho .... utatoa tu penda usipende!
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Awaaapi sitoi chezea mimi labda wasukuma hela yangu ina macho na inachugua mifuko ukila ujue tunakula wote hivi upati kwanza it wont easy kujua kama nina pesa ambayo haiko kwenye mzunguko.
Wanaume karibuni kwenye chama cha rugumya association tumewachoka na vibomu.
 
KATASAN'KAZA said:
Awaaapi sitoi chezea mimi labda wasukuma hela yangu ina macho na inachugua mifuko ukila ujue tunakula wote hivi upati kwanza it wont easy kujua kama nina pesa ambayo haiko kwenye mzunguko.
Wanaume karibuni kwenye chama cha rugumya association tumewachoka na vibomu.
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Wanaochunwaga wanasemaga??? Thubut itabaki siri yako, tena unaonekana wewe ushachunwa na kupigwa mizinga sana hadi mepata experience uliyoielezea. Poleeee ndio uanamume...
 
miss chagga said:
sasa kama huna msaada unauliza ya nini?" si ufunge kinywa chako....... unajichetua na maswali ya mtego nikwambie mazuri wakati kiuhalisia ni mabaya hapana kwa kweli......''Maisha yanasemaje kipenzi changu'' nitakujibu maisha yanataka hela na sina hela embu nitumie laki 5 hapo mar moja......
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Utajibiwa kirahisi sana, hela upate wapi mpenzi wangu labda wakina kimei na beno nduro wanajua silikoeleke au kama vipi muulize M-pesa au tigo pesa wenda wakajua zilipoenda.
 
dikembe said:
Khantwe hujamwelewa , yaani baada ya kulalamika maisha magumu ukiuliza zaidi unaombwa msaada. akikuambia maisha magumu ishia hapo....sema tu pole ndio kawaida au ndio ukubwa.
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Nooo demu wako akikuomba pesa kW style io we mpeee tuu, yaezakuwa ww mume ndo hujajua kumtunza koz kam demu unamtunza pesa anapewa hafikirii mizinga ya kisenge kwako kam hio at day1
 
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Jamani eh...
ngojeni nikopi nakupest msg zangu za whatsapp za jana...

Najua mhusika yupo hapa (naomba anisamehe)

Mimi: How is your day?

Demu: Bad

Mimi: Nini mbaya?

Demu: Nafikiria pa kupata laki sita mdogo wangu arudi shule


Kilichoendelea ni siri yetu...
 
miss chagga said:
acha ubahili wewe hiyo laki nikitoa elfu 50 yakusuka 50 nanunulia watu wote saluni soda na chips labda we hujui mambo wewe
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Kwangu unaliwa pesa utasikia ata harufu yake. Labda utaanbulia kiti moto na rifti ya gari ukiuliza unapewa njia za kyzitafuta.
 
Demu akishakuwa na mizinga ya sijala baby nimeishiwa salio baby,hafai namkataa fasta ni low class chick mwingine anakopa gari mafuta umuwekee wewe . Huwezi kukaa na mtu anaombaomba kama hana wazazi madem tamaa tamaa ata ukiswitch kwenye serious relationship wanasumbua hadi ndugu zake atataka utunze .
 
illuh said:
Dah kweli wewe Dr. Mchunguzi ......Kweli kabisa hili lipo....Hasa mimi nnatabia ya kuuliza BABIIII NIKUAMBIE KITU ?? Naogea huku natabasamu nikiwa namshika shika nywele mara shavu...hahahahaha
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Wewe ukikutana na mimi utajuta make utaambulia utamu wa dudu, ukiondoka utazuga kuchukia after time utalimiss unajuja tena labda mke wangu naye ananunuliwa vitu pesa ya kazi gani.
 
happiness win said:
Wanaochunwaga wanasemaga??? Thubut itabaki siri yako, tena unaonekana wewe ushachunwa na kupigwa mizinga sana hadi mepata experience uliyoielezea. Poleeee ndio uanamume...
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Mwenzenu ana wiki mbili sasa anaomba elfu 50 anajifanya kununa nikakausha jana kamisi dudu kaja mwenyewe kaambulia kitimoto tu.
 
miss chagga said:
sasa kama huna msaada unauliza ya nini?" si ufunge kinywa chako....... unajichetua na maswali ya mtego nikwambie mazuri wakati kiuhalisia ni mabaya hapana kwa kweli......''Maisha yanasemaje kipenzi changu'' nitakujibu maisha yanataka hela na sina hela embu nitumie laki 5 hapo mar moja......
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Hii sms yako unamaanisha au unatania? sielewi.
Ila, Aaa Pole mungu atakusaidia yatanyooka.
 
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