Mwanamke akikujibu SMS yako hivi acha haraka sana kuchat nae

Mwanamke akikujibu SMS yako hivi acha haraka sana kuchat nae

WAngu yuko Sinza anadai kasafiri ivyo nimtumie nauli yakurudi dar
 
mimi ukianza hivyo tu ndukii! piga mzinga ila ujue usije kumwacha maana ME wajinga kwa kuwekeza na kuna roho fulani ya huruma demu wako akikuomba muda huo utaweka ngumu lkn kwa badae utampa tu . but usimmwage utakula cha moto wewe!

Ha ha yani we mgumu na mbishi kama mawe Ya mwanza aiii
 
kwa KE weka tick kubwaaaa nyie noma mpk tumewachoka. ushirikiano ni mzuri alafu mngelitambua hilo kuwa ME wote tabia hiyo inatukera sana ila hatusemi tu fabya utafiti uje unambie.

And u call yourself 'kichwa cha nyumba' af hutaki kuombwa....amazing
 
Unapenda meseji za mizinga eeh? Nakutumia tena

Najua huwezi kunipiga mzinga...
..Ukiwa na shida si unasema tu mamito!!! Mizinga ni kwa wake wanaokomoana. Mie na wewe hatuna hayo!!
 
Types Of Girls:
1. a girl who asks for money
all the time is called
Commercial Bank.
2. a girl who calls u for food
always is called Agricultural
Development Bank.
3. a girl that uses your
money to take care of other
family members is called
National Investment Bank.
4. a girl who prefers to have
sex after marriage is Social
security Bank.
5. a girl who is very faithful
to you is Fidelity Bank
6. A girl who gives it to
every available man is
Access Bank
7. a girl who dates men from
different countries is
Intercontinental bank
8. a girl who is very small is
called Micro Finance Bank.
Ladies Which Bank Are You?
Guys Which Bank Is Your
Girl?
 
Types Of Girls:
1. a girl who asks for money
all the time is called
Commercial Bank.
2. a girl who calls u for food
always is called Agricultural
Development Bank.
3. a girl that uses your
money to take care of other
family members is called
National Investment Bank.
4. a girl who prefers to have
sex after marriage is Social
security Bank.
5. a girl who is very faithful
to you is Fidelity Bank
6. A girl who gives it to
every available man is
Access Bank
7. a girl who dates men from
different countries is
Intercontinental bank
8. a girl who is very small is
called Micro Finance Bank.
Ladies Which Bank Are You?
Guys Which Bank Is Your
Girl?

hii nimeipenda
 
Ukiona umemtumia
mpenzi wako/mchumba wako/mchepuko wako/mke wako au hata rafiki wa kike
wakati mwingine SMS ya kawaida tu kwaajili ya kumsalimia lakini yeye
akakujibu moja kati ya majibu yafuatayo, tafadhali sana usiendelee
kuchat nae maana kinachofuata hapo ni majanga tu.

KWA MFANO:
1. Ukimtumia sms ''Mambo mpenzi wangu?'' akikujibu ''mambo mabaya'',
usimuulize kwanini mambo mabaya, ukimuuliza atakwambia kuwa ''sina hela
dear''

2. Ukimtumia sms ''Maisha yanasemaje kipenzi changu'' akikujibu ''maisha
magumu hubby wangu we acha tu'' usimuulize kwanini, ukimuuliza kwanini
atakwambia ''nimefulia mwenzio kama nini sijui''

3. Ukimtumia sms ''Mbona kimya sana mchumba wangu, umenitupa kiasi
hicho'' akikujibu ''sijakutupa wangu yaani mambo hata hayaendi''
usimuulize kwanini mambo hayaendi, ukimuuliza atakwambia kuwa ''yaani
sina kitu mpenzi wangu, simu ilikuwa haina hata hela ya kubeep''

4. Au ukiona mwanamke anaanza kwa kukwambia nikwambie kitu? We mkatalie
kiutani utani tu, mwambie usiniambie, hata akikomaa vipi akwambie
mwambie sitaki uniambie huku unafanya kama utani lakini moyoni unakuwa
upo serious.

Ni mara chache sana mwanamke akikwambia kuwa mambo mabaya, maisha magumu
au mambo hayaendi huwa na matatizo mengine kama kuumwa, misiba.... n.k
lakini THE REST ni wapigaji mizinga tu. Akikwambia maisha magumu mjibu
''pole wangu, mambo mengine vipi?''

Ukipewa majibu kama hayo, chagua moja, either usiendelee kuchat nae
mpaka badae kidogo au mbadilishie maada ili kukwepa huo mzinga ambao
unakuja mbele yako.


kid boys
 
toa kitu upate kitu,wewe unanunua gari mwingine anaweka mafuta,na service anafanya mwingine,unanunua simu mwingine ananunua voucher,unampangia nyumba mwingine ananunua fenicha,....na huo wote ni mgawanyo wa majukumu.kazana kutafuta hela uweze kumiliki watoto wazuri.
 
types of girls:
1. A girl who asks for money
all the time is called
commercial bank.
2. A girl who calls u for food
always is called agricultural
development bank.
3. A girl that uses your
money to take care of other
family members is called
national investment bank.
4. A girl who prefers to have
sex after marriage is social
security bank.
5. A girl who is very faithful
to you is fidelity bank
6. A girl who gives it to
every available man is
access bank
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is
intercontinental bank
8. A girl who is very small is
called micro finance bank.
Ladies which bank are you?
Guys which bank is your
girl?


duuuuuh!
 
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