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Mizinga hatukatai, ipo tu. Binafsi demu akinipiga mzinga unaoanzia digits sita, ajue amenipoteza.
mimi ukianza hivyo tu ndukii! piga mzinga ila ujue usije kumwacha maana ME wajinga kwa kuwekeza na kuna roho fulani ya huruma demu wako akikuomba muda huo utaweka ngumu lkn kwa badae utampa tu . but usimmwage utakula cha moto wewe!
kwa KE weka tick kubwaaaa nyie noma mpk tumewachoka. ushirikiano ni mzuri alafu mngelitambua hilo kuwa ME wote tabia hiyo inatukera sana ila hatusemi tu fabya utafiti uje unambie.
Meseji yangu ulipata?
Sikuipata...itume tena mamito!!
Unapenda meseji za mizinga eeh? Nakutumia tena
Unaweza ukazani unaudumia,...kumbe mnaudumia.Hawana garantee hao!
Types Of Girls:
1. a girl who asks for money
all the time is called
Commercial Bank.
2. a girl who calls u for food
always is called Agricultural
Development Bank.
3. a girl that uses your
money to take care of other
family members is called
National Investment Bank.
4. a girl who prefers to have
sex after marriage is Social
security Bank.
5. a girl who is very faithful
to you is Fidelity Bank
6. A girl who gives it to
every available man is
Access Bank
7. a girl who dates men from
different countries is
Intercontinental bank
8. a girl who is very small is
called Micro Finance Bank.
Ladies Which Bank Are You?
Guys Which Bank Is Your
Girl?
Ukiona umemtumia
mpenzi wako/mchumba wako/mchepuko wako/mke wako au hata rafiki wa kike
wakati mwingine SMS ya kawaida tu kwaajili ya kumsalimia lakini yeye
akakujibu moja kati ya majibu yafuatayo, tafadhali sana usiendelee
kuchat nae maana kinachofuata hapo ni majanga tu.
KWA MFANO:
1. Ukimtumia sms ''Mambo mpenzi wangu?'' akikujibu ''mambo mabaya'',
usimuulize kwanini mambo mabaya, ukimuuliza atakwambia kuwa ''sina hela
dear''
2. Ukimtumia sms ''Maisha yanasemaje kipenzi changu'' akikujibu ''maisha
magumu hubby wangu we acha tu'' usimuulize kwanini, ukimuuliza kwanini
atakwambia ''nimefulia mwenzio kama nini sijui''
3. Ukimtumia sms ''Mbona kimya sana mchumba wangu, umenitupa kiasi
hicho'' akikujibu ''sijakutupa wangu yaani mambo hata hayaendi''
usimuulize kwanini mambo hayaendi, ukimuuliza atakwambia kuwa ''yaani
sina kitu mpenzi wangu, simu ilikuwa haina hata hela ya kubeep''
4. Au ukiona mwanamke anaanza kwa kukwambia nikwambie kitu? We mkatalie
kiutani utani tu, mwambie usiniambie, hata akikomaa vipi akwambie
mwambie sitaki uniambie huku unafanya kama utani lakini moyoni unakuwa
upo serious.
Ni mara chache sana mwanamke akikwambia kuwa mambo mabaya, maisha magumu
au mambo hayaendi huwa na matatizo mengine kama kuumwa, misiba.... n.k
lakini THE REST ni wapigaji mizinga tu. Akikwambia maisha magumu mjibu
''pole wangu, mambo mengine vipi?''
Ukipewa majibu kama hayo, chagua moja, either usiendelee kuchat nae
mpaka badae kidogo au mbadilishie maada ili kukwepa huo mzinga ambao
unakuja mbele yako.
types of girls:
1. A girl who asks for money
all the time is called
commercial bank.
2. A girl who calls u for food
always is called agricultural
development bank.
3. A girl that uses your
money to take care of other
family members is called
national investment bank.
4. A girl who prefers to have
sex after marriage is social
security bank.
5. A girl who is very faithful
to you is fidelity bank
6. A girl who gives it to
every available man is
access bank
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is
intercontinental bank
8. A girl who is very small is
called micro finance bank.
Ladies which bank are you?
Guys which bank is your
girl?