Natangaza ndoa

[Dr Lizzy]

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:alien::alien::alien:.... Mbona watu wa high table hatukutaarifiwa!!

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Nimeongea nae mda wa lunch aisee,kumbe uko serious una msumbua mke wa mtu?
inabidi niku fungulie mashtaka ya kutaka kunyang'anya mke
maana nyie watu hamtanii kumbe kwenye hii sekta

nipo kwenye high speed kijana wangu , na ninavyoona hutaweza kunistopisha baada ya wewe kuja hapa na kujin'gatan'gata

Unafanya nishindwe kufanya kazi!
Unavo cheka una nikumbusha mbali sana
natamani nije home sasa hivi

unachukua maneno yangu sio? hahahahah

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:alien::alien::alien:.... Mbona watu wa high table hatukutaarifiwa!!

hili ni tangazo tu kwa mwenye pingamizi, mambo mengine mazuri to come soon)🙂:

 

[Mkeshaji]

He...! Yameanza tena mambo haya...!

 

[Rose1980]

mweeeeeeeeeeeeee
ngoja aseme mwenyewe
minasubiri apa upenuni niskie.....SKUTAKIIIII......i wont marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u............tambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....unkomeeeeeeeeee:rant:

 

[Saint Ivuga]

mweeeeeeeeeeeeee
ngoja aseme mwenyewe
minasubiri apa upenuni niskie.....SKUTAKIIIII......i wont marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u............tambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....unkomeeeeeeeeee:rant:

Speaker anaogopa sana haya maneno na si mda mrefu tutashuhudia akipigwa haya maneno bila woga wowote !! hahaha

 

[afrodenzi]

mweeeeeeeeeeeeee
ngoja aseme mwenyewe
minasubiri apa upenuni niskie.....SKUTAKIIIII......i wont marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u............tambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....unkomeeeeeeeeee:rant:

mmhh bibie
uko karibu karibu na jibu langu ...

 

[John W. Mlacha]

ivuga na speaker naona mnalumbana tu hapa ila mamjui kuwa vita vya panzi furaha kwa.............? jazeni wenyewe mtashangaa watu tushabeba kimya kimya .

ukipenda niite double biiiiii,tchao

 

[afrodenzi]

ivuga na speaker naona mnalumbana tu hapa ila mamjui kuwa vita vya panzi furaha kwa.............? jazeni wenyewe mtashangaa watu tushabeba kimya kimya .

ukipenda niite double biiiiii,tchao

mmhh jamani wewe
na vita vya kunguru ni furaha kwa nani??

 

[John W. Mlacha]

mmhh jamani wewe
na vita vya kunguru ni furaha kwa nani??

i mean vita ya ivuga na speaker furaha kwa double biiii,tchao

 

[afrodenzi]

i mean vita ya ivuga na speaker furaha kwa double biiii,tchao

mmmhhhh
Kivipi??

 

[John W. Mlacha]

mmmhhhh
Kivipi??

kivipi tena? wewe hujawahi kusikia ndoa imevunjika mbele ya padri? binti kaulizwa swali kasema sipo tayari kuishi naye hadi kufa na kuzikana.

 

[afrodenzi]

kivipi tena? wewe hujawahi kusikia ndoa imevunjika mbele ya padri? binti kaulizwa swali kasema sipo tayari kuishi naye hadi kufa na kuzikana.

hahahahaah lol
lakini waweza kuwa tayari
kuishi naye mpaka benk itakapo kauka..

 

[John W. Mlacha]

hahahahaah lol
lakini waweza kuwa tayari
kuishi naye mpaka benk itakapo kauka..

benki huwa haikaukagi, hataa kama kukiwa na crisis

 

[afrodenzi]

benki huwa haikaukagi, hataa kama kukiwa na crisis

mmhhhh
yangu mbona kila
nikicheck inasema Balance $0
mmmhhh na hiyo unaiitaje??

 

[Speaker]

mweeeeeeeeeeeeee
ngoja aseme mwenyewe
minasubiri apa upenuni niskie.....SKUTAKIIIII......i wont marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr u............tambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....unkomeeeeeeeeee:rant:

Afro hana hayo,nakumbuka enzi zile napanda naruka fensi kuingia kwao
na kuwaacha washika pembe kama ivuga nje!
Saivi ni wangu tu,sitishi na wavamizi

 

[Speaker]

mmhh bibie
uko karibu karibu na jibu langu ...

Najua ivugaaaaaa,
anataka kulia saivi hahaha

 

[Speaker]

kivipi tena? wewe hujawahi kusikia ndoa imevunjika mbele ya padri? binti kaulizwa swali kasema sipo tayari kuishi naye hadi kufa na kuzikana.

Hizo zipo kwenye maigizo ya kina kanumba

 

[Speaker]

mmhhhh
yangu mbona kila
nikicheck inasema Balance $0
mmmhhh na hiyo unaiitaje??

Unaongelea ya benki gani?
CRDB,NBC,NMB,AU EXIM?
kama ni NMB nilikwambia ujikopeshe kwa ajili ya gari ya kununua
gari then mwisho wa mwezi huu ntakurudishia!

Unasahau mapema hivo baby

 

[Speaker]

Sasa black bat wewe mbona uta muumiza mwenzako kila sehemu
utakayo tumia ulimi?

Maana wewe kila siku unalamba ukuta na ulimi umekomaa sana,
sehem nyingine laini hazihitaji ulimi mgumu bana!

 

[John W. Mlacha]

Sasa black bat wewe mbona uta muumiza mwenzako kila sehemu
utakayo tumia ulimi?

Maana wewe kila siku unalamba ukuta na ulimi umekomaa sana,
sehem nyingine laini hazihitaji ulimi mgumu bana!

wewe ujui kazi ya ulimi? sio zama za ujima izi ,bibie atakuhadithia bro!!utashangaa tu mke kakukimbia kama ujui kuutumia ulimi