Natangaza ndoa

[chetuntu]

Mchango wangu huu mkuu.

 

[Pdidy]

wana jf natangaza ndoa
mwenye pingamizi aweza litoa
ndani ya saa 24 kuanzia sasa
na kama pingamizi hakuna
basi ndoa itakuwa imehalalishwa
na ujue kuwahi sio kupata
na naomba pingamizi lisiwe na jazba
kwani kaumbwa na mola
akampa urembo,utashi na hekima
kwa sababu yake siwezi hata kulala

hiyo ndoa easifungishe mpaka umejivua gamba

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Mchango wangu huu mkuu.

merci!!!!!

 

[Saint Ivuga]

i mean vita ya ivuga na speaker furaha kwa double biiii,tchao

wewe popo bawa kaa kimya, najua umemfuata speaker, nenda kale naye sahani moja huko, ila honey wangu sahau

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Najua ivugaaaaaa,
anataka kulia saivi hahaha

HA- HA!!! unapakwa mafuta ka mgongo wa chupa.mtot nshamtumia jet aje huku north pole

 

[Esperance]

Kitchen party ya bi harusi kwangu.

 

[Speaker]

wewe ujui kazi ya ulimi? sio zama za ujima izi ,bibie atakuhadithia bro!!utashangaa tu mke kakukimbia kama ujui kuutumia ulimi

Sio kila ulimi unafaa sasa,wewe huo usha ukomaza kwenye ukuta tayari

 

[Speaker]

wewe popo bawa kaa kimya, najua umemfuata speaker, nenda kale naye sahani moja huko, ila honey wangu sahau

hahaha,dah!
Angalia usiweke bifu na popo bawa ohooooo!
Sihitaji kukwambia maumivu ya kumkosa afro na popo akaja kukusalimia haha

 

[Saint Ivuga]

hahaha,dah!
Angalia usiweke bifu na popo bawa ohooooo!
Sihitaji kukwambia maumivu ya kumkosa afro na popo akaja kukusalimia haha

huyo popo ni wako , mi nshamchukua kimwana afro na wewe chukua popo huyo, aliyeanza kubishana na popo ndio imekula kwake so hadi hapo imekula kwako mzeya, bwa ha ha ha ha !!!!

 

[Speaker]

huyo popo ni wako , mi nshamchukua kimwana afro na wewe chukua popo huyo, aliyeanza kubishana na popo ndio imekula kwake so hadi hapo imekula kwako mzeya, bwa ha ha ha ha !!!!

Mimi sikumbishia kibabe kama wewe,chukua mzigo wa popo huko,
Afro mwenyewe yuko hapa anakucheka

 

[afrodenzi]

duuuuhhh kwa kweli ...

 

[Lily Flower]

duuuuhhh kwa kweli ...

AD utakikwepaje hichi kikombe???

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Kitchen party ya bi harusi kwangu.

afrodenzi like this.
speaker unaona landslide nyingine hii🙂🙂 ishakula kwako

 

[afrodenzi]

AD utakikwepaje hichi kikombe???

Kikombe hichi cha
hukumu itaibidi nipitie mwenyewe
bila wanafunzi wangu hahaahahha lol

my dear siku inakuja haraka kupita kiasi..
mmmhhhhh

 

[Saint Ivuga]

AD utakikwepaje hichi kikombe???

hakikwepeki coz the only mtu aliyeleta pingamizi ameshatukana wakunga tayari hadi mida hii, haihitaji kuwa na tochi kujua kuwa speaker keshafika mwisho wa reli

1.To find a woman,you need time and money,there fore
women=Time*money

2."Time is money",so
Time=money

3.Therefore,
women=money*money
women=(money)^2

4.Money is the root of all problems
money=(problems)^1/2


Therefore,...
women=((problems)^1/2)^2

women=problems

 

[afrodenzi]

afrodenzi like this.
speaker unaona landslide nyingine hii🙂🙂 ishakula kwako

jamani jamani Ivunga
mmmhhhhh

 

[afrodenzi]

Ivunga jamani we mchokozi..
mmmhhhh..
Hivi unakubaligi kushindwa kweli???

 

[Lily Flower]

hakikwepeki coz the only mtu aliyeleta pingamizi ameshatukana wakunga tayari hadi mida hii, haihitaji kuwa na tochi kujua kuwa speaker keshafika mwisho wa reli

Dah! sitii neno maadam mhusika yupo si umona amejibu nini?

 

[Zanta]

Ivunga jamani we mchokozi..
mmmhhhh..
Hivi unakubaligi kushindwa kweli???

Afro Denzi unaolewa?

 

[Lily Flower]

Kikombe hichi cha
hukumu itaibidi nipitie mwenyewe
bila wanafunzi wangu hahaahahha lol

my dear siku inakuja haraka kupita kiasi..
mmmhhhhh

Kila la heri mama, hivi ndoa inafungwa kwenye mkesha wa Pasaka au? teh teh teh