Nimefuta namba ya mke wangu, na watu wengine wenye tabia kama hizi

[Mafikizolo]

Yako ama?

...……kwenye chupi

 

[theki]

Tobah kwani whatsapp ndo nini mie mgeni hapa!!

Tatizo sorry lkn simu yako Nokia Torch hiyo Whatsap utaijulia wapi?

 

[Mafikizolo]

Hapo sana wewe mwenye Samsung Galaxy unieleweshe hahahahahah :cool2:

Tatizo sorry lkn simu yako Nokia Torch hiyo Whatsap utaijulia wapi?

 

[miss chagga]

mnyang'anye simu halafu mnunulie redio kolu...

huna akili ha ha ha haha

 

[theki]

Sasa vicheche mmekutana kila status ikibadilishwa unadhani dongo lako madongo mengine ya mme mwenza huko we ng'ang'a jua lako kila wakati huko phone book save contact majina laki 9.:angry::angry:

 

[miss chagga]

ha ha ha akikuambia malaya we jibu wewe mwenzangu

 

[theki]

Hapo sana wewe mwenye Samsung Galaxy unieleweshe hahahahahah :cool2:

S5 umesahaku kuimalizia model

 

[kzba]

Akikuekea Umalaya utakuua mueke..Yalikushinda ndio nikafata Malaya......

Aisee!

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Mimi kumbe bado mshamba? Status yangu mimi ni ileile tangu nianze kutumia wasapu. Kumbe kuna watu mko bize na wasapu? Realy? Serious?

 

[angelita]

tena akijua kama huoni status zake , ndo ataweka mpk jina kabisa
si alikua anaweka "umalaya utakuua"
saivi ataweka "mume wangu umalaya utakuua"

Ili Ujumbe afikishiwe na wamjuao hahahahaaaa

 

[Perry]

katiba mpya itapatikana kweli?

 

[mrembok]

Acha tabia chafu uone kama ataweka
Pia usikute nae mchepuko anaweka mishambo kumchamba mkeo nae anajibu maana mambo mengine yanakera

 

[Munkari]

Ukitaka kumkomoa zaidi mfute na kitandani.

Haha ataanzia wapi,?

 

[kiluvya]

Mbona weye umekimbilia hapa kutoa stress zako?...ndo maana na mie nakubandika kwa status ya fb najua bado upo...heheee..kantangazee tena viber na insta...

 

[Colagen]

Sasa vicheche mmekutana kila status ikibadilishwa unadhani dongo lako madongo mengine ya mme mwenza huko we ng'ang'a jua lako kila wakati huko phone book save contact majina laki 9.:angry::angry:

Acha bwana

 

[kzba]

Sasa vicheche mmekutana kila status ikibadilishwa unadhani dongo lako madongo mengine ya mme mwenza huko we ng'ang'a jua lako kila wakati huko phone book save contact majina laki 9.:angry::angry:

Hapana kwa kweli coz hzo status zinaendana na siltuation tuliopo kwa wakati huo

 

[Watu8]

najiuliza hivi MTU mpaka ukafukunyue status za whatsapp unatafuta nini......

Huyu labda anakuwa tu na hamu na mipasho ya status za watu...sasa kuna mipasho mingine yamgusa!!!

Hata hivyo wabongo wengi hawajui matumizi ya "status bar" kwenye IM kama Whatsapp...

Wengi wamezibadilisha na kuzifanya kama dashboards za kupigana vijembe, kumsimana mtu n.k...

 

[Watu8]

huna akili ha ha ha haha

mmmh!!! mbona jana nimetoka kupimwa na dakitare kaniambia nina akili nyingi hadi inabidi nianze kugawia wengine...

 

[kzba]

Acha tabia chafu uone kama ataweka
Pia usikute nae mchepuko anaweka mishambo kumchamba mkeo nae anajibu maana mambo mengine yanakera

Inawezekana kweli mdau coz namba zote anazozishuku kwenye cm yangu huwa anachukua na kuzisave na na nakala zingine kwenye diary yake nimebadirisha password kwenye cm mpaka google wakanionya kuwa wana wasiwasi na mimi aisee

 

[rpg]

Watanzania wengi tunapenda uswahili uswahili sana, wengine hata hawafananii!