Pedeshee maarufu kumuoa mtangazaji wa kiume

Pedeshee maarufu kumuoa mtangazaji wa kiume

Gossipcopwarumi said:
Uwiiii binamu ebu nifuate chemba kwanza , yani apa mwili mzima unatetemeka, ebu njoo chemba unipe ladha binam
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Naumwaga hapa hapa, wa kunisuta na nimuone....
Basi bhana binamu, jana nikasema hataaa, mbea wala si muongo bali hufikisha ujumbe kabla ya kuagizwa, si nikatia maguu kipande cha kwa bi mdashi, babukijana anapajua fika, pale varanda chumba,(mgeni wangu karibu, lakini uyaonayo yaache humuhumu)....hahahaha, weeweeeeeee, nikamkuta jitu kajituliza amsubiri bashae, nami nikasema hataaaaa, wala sikubali, kumbe bhana wana msiba, choko mwenzao kafa....alidinyana kashindwa game, kafia Mnyamala Hosp....kalio ndembendembe,(moto wa Jahanam unatungoja wallah)
Bhana weeee, kumbe binamu wala si utani, yaani live bila chenga, jamaa alivyoachana ana mtasha wake akajiuliza akale wapi!!!
Wakati msingi kiuno si kwa demu tu, hata dume akiwa kwenye 18 anakikata tu.
Jamaa anasifiwa kwa mauno, au huoni sebene za MamaLand anavyozisakata?
Hahahaaha.......ngoja niweke kituo nikanywe maji.
.....nitarudi binamuuuuuuu Gossipcopwarumi
 
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Madame B said:
Naumwaga hapa hapa, wa kunisuta na nimuone....
Basi bhana binamu, jana nikasema hataaa, mbea wala si muongo bali hufikisha ujumbe kabla ya kuagizwa, si nikatia maguu kipande cha kwa bi mdashi, babukijana anapajua fika, pale varanda chumba,(mgeni wangu karibu, lakini uyaonayo yaache humuhumu)....hahahaha, weeweeeeeee, nikamkuta jitu kajituliza amsubiri bashae, nami nikasema hataaaaa, wala sikubali, kumbe bhana wana msiba, choko mwenzao kafa....alidinyana kashindwa game, kafia Mnyamala Hosp....kalio ndembendembe,(moto wa Jahanam unatungoja wallah)
Bhana weeee, kumbe binamu wala si utani, yaani live bila chenga, jamaa alivyoachana ana mtasha wake akajiuliza akale wapi!!!
Wakati msingi kiuno si kwa demu tu, hata dume akiwa kwenye 18 anakikata tu.
Jamaa anasifiwa kwa mauno, au huoni sebene za MamaLand anavyozisakata?
Hahahaaha.......ngoja niweke kituo nikanywe maji.
.....nitarudi binamuuuuuuu Gossipcopwarumi
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Unanikumbusha kifo cha shoga mmoja aiekuwa maarufu Tanga nzima,Fauzi,alikufa kwenye ushenzi wa kugawa mgongo baada ya kuchukuliwa na wanajeshi wa kifaransa waliokuwa wamekwenda Tanga kufanya mazoezi ya kijeshi,akadedi kwa game,apumzike anapostahili huko alipo na kama ni adhabu basi za milele apatiwe!!!
 
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Kwa bi mdashi nyumba ile itawaka moto siku moja.
madamee tuonane bana tule raha zenu zileeee
 
babukijana said:
Kwa bi mdashi nyumba ile itawaka moto siku moja.
madamee tuonane bana tule raha zenu zileeee[/QUOT

Bbabukijana na vijana vibabu wenzio tupeni area code ya hiyo nyumba ili hata tukikatiza huko tuwe kimachale moto usijetukumbuka na sie kwa kujisahau kwani kusafisha macho sio dhambi!!
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MoudyBoka said:
Unanikumbusha kifo cha shoga mmoja aiekuwa maarufu Tanga nzima,Fauzi,alikufa kwenye ushenzi wa kugawa mgongo baada ya kuchukuliwa na wanajeshi wa kifaransa waliokuwa wamekwenda Tanga kufanya mazoezi ya kijeshi,akadedi kwa game,apumzike anapostahili huko alipo na kama ni adhabu basi za milele apatiwe!!!
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Amina.
Tanga ndo home kwetu, ila hiyo ishu wala sikuinyaka mpwa.
Jamani, pesa hizi.....aaaaaaa, staki mieeeeeee.
 
babukijana said:
Kwa bi mdashi nyumba ile itawaka moto siku moja.
madamee tuonane bana tule raha zenu zileeee
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Halafu huwezi kuamini, ujanja wote ule aliokuwa nao, analala kordo ndefu.
Maanina zake mbili kasoro robo.
Na baba yake akifa, atachambia steelwire.
.....Usijali binamu, takutafuta mie tena.
 
lelo1 said:
haaaa ben kinyaiya nae ana njaaa ya hivi vijihelaaa??
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Hahahhah......
Yule ni kama Uzuri wa mkakasi, ndani kipande cha mti.
Wahenga wanakwambia, Usmart unaficha umasikini!!!!!
 
Madame B said:
Halafu huwezi kuamini, ujanja wote ule aliokuwa nao, analala kordo ndefu.
Maanina zake mbili kasoro robo.
Na baba yake akifa, atachambia steelwire.
.....Usijali binamu, takutafuta mie tena.
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Binamu mmmh watu wabaya ivi inakuwaje unamnaliliu mwenzio had anakufa? Hizi tamaa sasa too much, msiba wapi kwanza huenda tukapata na umbea mwingine

Aya binamu Dinazarde, Matola, Heaven on Earth, amu, princess sayuni, geniveros, ramu mamakibunju, lusungo, ROBERT MICHAEL, qn of sheba, Mrembo by Nature, zavi, matumbo njooni mjionee huku watu walivyofanya mambo
 
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Madame B said:
Naumwaga hapa hapa, wa kunisuta na nimuone....
Basi bhana binamu, jana nikasema hataaa, mbea wala si muongo bali hufikisha ujumbe kabla ya kuagizwa, si nikatia maguu kipande cha kwa bi mdashi, babukijana anapajua fika, pale varanda chumba,(mgeni wangu karibu, lakini uyaonayo yaache humuhumu)....hahahaha, weeweeeeeee, nikamkuta jitu kajituliza amsubiri bashae, nami nikasema hataaaaa, wala sikubali, kumbe bhana wana msiba, choko mwenzao kafa....alidinyana kashindwa game, kafia Mnyamala Hosp....kalio ndembendembe,(moto wa Jahanam unatungoja wallah)
Bhana weeee, kumbe binamu wala si utani, yaani live bila chenga, jamaa alivyoachana ana mtasha wake akajiuliza akale wapi!!!
Wakati msingi kiuno si kwa demu tu, hata dume akiwa kwenye 18 anakikata tu.
Jamaa anasifiwa kwa mauno, au huoni sebene za MamaLand anavyozisakata?
Hahahaaha.......ngoja niweke kituo nikanywe maji.
.....nitarudi binamuuuuuuu Gossipcopwarumi
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heeee!makubwaaa haya kkaaah...hatareee
 
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