Siku ya Kwanza Kuongea Kiingereza mbele ya Kadamnasi kidogo nizimie

[TheFastest]

So funny!

 

[Lofawamali]

Hahahaha umenikumbusha muuza genge mzungu anataka Lady fingers jamaa kagoma kabisa mwambieni muuzaji hayupo wakati yeye ndo muuzaji huku sura kaikunja aisee nilicheka sana

 

[nowsasa]

mbona mnapenda kumsingizia nyerere? unataka kusema waliosoma kipindi cha nyerere hawajui kiengereza ila waliosoma kipindi cha mtalii kikwete ndiyo mnajua kiingereza? nyerere ndiye aliyeanzisha shule za kata?

Sisi wanafunzi wa kwanza wa upe tulianza na kimombo tangu darasa la kwanza Ndiyo maana Sasa hivi yai linapanda Ile mbaya... Kwa walio na umri wa zaidi Ya miaka 40 wanafahamu Nini maana Ya upe

 

[Clueless14]

Hahahaha umenikumbusha muuza genge mzungu anataka Lady fingers jamaa kagoma kabisa mwambieni muuzaji hayupo wakati yeye ndo muuzaji huku sura kaikunja aisee nilicheka sana

Okra

 

[mtafiti05]

Kuna jamaa alidanganywa kunywa kiroba kiingereza kinakuja chenyewe tu,akaenda kwenye interview kapga v3 alijibu na maswali ambayo hakuulizwa,

Chezea viroba wew!

 

[educator2025]

Kiingereza hakihitaji papara

 

[Super women 2]

hiz kura pia noma, kama kuna ticha mmoja wakati tupo o level walikuja wazungu kutoka marekani walileta vitabu, walimu wakawa wanajitambulisha paredi, maadam mmoja alisema 'my name is madaam sanga, am married by two childrens'

nimejikuta nacheka..... I'm married by two childrens.... Huyo ni mwalimi. Na mwanafunzi angeambiwa ajitambulishe ingekuwa kasheshe kabisa

 

[Super women 2]

Kaka its not a loughing matter..

Isije kuwa hata hapo juu nimeshazingua.

Hizo hizo semina nakumbuka tunaenda kwa magroup, sasa tumegawana huyu intro, huyu advantages, hadi conclusion

Sasa jamaa mmoja mwongeaji kweli, mjuaji, jeuri sana. Akachagua eti ye conclusion. Alidai ata summurize yote tutakayoongea. Siku ilipofika pale mbele ilkuwa kama ngonjera

Wa kwanza katoa definition tu, kamaliza eti ndo intro,
Wapili, watatu........ wacha afike wa conclusion Duuh alipofika tu akasimama pale akasema

"Conclusion, akakaa kimya kdg then Thank you."

Shikamoo English. Aliyeleta hii lugha huku kwetu ajee aifuate.

 

[eskobas2016]

Siku moja tupo kwenye seminar ya koz moja inaitwa rural agricultural economy maarufu kama YELLOW BOOK kwa waliosoma SUA wataelewa, basi picha moja ilikua imebandikwa ukutani ikapulizwa upepo ikadondoka chini jamaa kule mbele akiwa na maiki alisema "what is that, ooh the picture drop down without becouse" basi tulicheka sana

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha da u make my day umenichekesha sana

 

[Super women 2]

Sitasahau siku nilimuomba ruhusa second master na kumwambia " my headache is paining" doh

Unaweza ukajikuta.Darasani mkojo umekubana nusu ya kujikojolea. Ukikumbuka kuomba ruhsa ni kwa kingereza unajikuta. Unabana mkojo. Hata somo unalofundishwa linakuwa hulielewi tena. Unawaza mda wa kutoka uwahi toilet. bora ningezaliwa KENYA tu

 

[Super women 2]

Niliwahi kumttongoza demu kumbe mzambia hajui kiswaHili nilitokaje nduki

 

[Super women 2]

Siku pale Bunge la Katiba waseme waongee kiingereza tu kutachimbika watabaki Mzee 6 & Membe peke yao

Ina maana na wao ni kingereza kwa ni shigdaaa???

 

[Super women 2]

Siku pale Bunge la Katiba waseme waongee kiingereza tu kutachimbika watabaki Mzee 6 & Membe peke yao

Ina maana na wao kingereza kwa ni shigdaaa???

 

[Super women 2]

Siku pale Bunge la Katiba waseme waongee kiingereza tu kutachimbika watabaki Mzee 6 & Membe peke yao

Ina maana na wao kingereza kwa ni shigdaaa???

 

[and 300]

hatarious bw. daudi

 

[and 300]

Noma sana

 

[Rutorial k]

Nakumbuka miaka ya nyuma nilishawahi kwenda Interview ya Bank Teller CRDB pale Azikiwe daah sijui ndo kiingereza au uoga maana nilikuwa nikiulizwa swali najibu kwa sauti kubwa kama napiga ADHANA MSIKITINI (Swalaa Swalaa saa 11 alfajiri) mpaka yule HR akaniambia ndugu hebu RELAX hiii sio vita!! si unajua tena umemaliza shule umekaa mtaani kazi huna ghafla uaitwa interview wee nilikremu vitu balaa kufika tu mi natapika hata nisivyoulizwa

aseee hivi leo mmekunywa viroba vya mwisho mwisho? yaani kila anae reply ni vikesho tu.....penda sana jf!!!

 

[Rutorial k]

niliwambia form four kuandika narrative essay kuhusu kwenda tour serengeti national park. nikasema wamalizie na sentensi...it was a good day indeed...daaa nilichoka na hivyo vingeleza...mmoja akaanza sas....long period ago iam.go serengeti national park to look animals......i see many many animals one tall and cheter eat meet....jamani nyie achen tu

 

[Paprika]

Mimi mzee hakukulia Tanzania ko English ndo ilikua lugha inayotumika nyumbani. Sina kumbukumbu ya kujifunza hii lugha.

 

[Paprika]

niliwambia form four kuandika narrative essay kuhusu kwenda tour serengeti national park. nikasema wamalizie na sentensi...it was a good day indeed...daaa nilichoka na hivyo vingeleza...mmoja akaanza sas....long period ago iam.go serengeti national park to look animals......i see many many animals one tall and cheter eat meet....jamani nyie achen tu

kama huyu!