Tendo la ndoa chanzo cha kuua ndoa nyingi

[BoyOfGod]

Kuna mambo ya kawaida ila ukiyafikiria kwa akili ni ya ajabu sana.
Mfano 1:
Tendo la ndoa linachekesha sana, yan watu wazima wawil wameamua kugandana, sometimes uchi. Yan utafikiri wanga vile....😅

Mfano 2:
Tendo la kuoga, yan mtu mzima umejifungia ndani bafuni bila nguo, unaanza kujimwagua maji na kujishika shika kujiparaza 😂

Ndio maana mbinguni hakuna huo ujinga

 

[Smart911]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Smart usiku huu ujue Nacheka hadi nataka kujikojolea hapa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Kama nakuona unavoneng'eneka hapo 🤭😂!

Maisha ndio hayahayaaa lo enjjooooyyyy tendo kwaraha zakooo!

Fanya uje nikufie...

 

[Mahondaw]

Fanya uje nikufie...

Ulipo nipo lo iwe pepo iwe moto Nakuja tufurahie tendo lo 😋💕💕💕💋

 

[Joline]

Umeelezea vzr lkn hujatoa angalau wazo la nini kifanyike

 

[Ms Billionaire]

Ukitaka kujuwa ni viumbe gani wana mapepo wewe nenda kwenye makanisa ya kiroho, muda wa kukemea mapepo utakupa majibu wala usimuulize mtu yeyote.

Mapepo yenu si mmeyakumbatia ndo maana mnatangulia kufa

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Umeelezea vzr lkn hujatoa angalau wazo la nini kifanyike

Nadhani tatizo kubwa litakuwa ni homoni, watu wengi hawafahamu ukweli huu.

 

[Braza Kede]

Umeelezea vzr lkn hujatoa angalau wazo la nini kifanyike

lete mawazo mkuu

 

[Joline]

lete mawazo mkuu

Sina mawazo sielewi cha kushauri wala sijui nn cha kusema.

 

[Braza Kede]

Sina mawazo sielewi cha kushauri wala sijui nn cha kusema.

kaa kwa kutulia

 

[Joline]

kaa kwa kutulia

Sawa

 

[Carleen]

Mojawapo ya kikwazo ni pale mwanamke anapokuwa ana experience kujamiiana badala ya kufanya mapenzi toka kwa the so called mume wake.

That's one of the important skills package kwa mtoto wa kiume kujifunza ni kuwa romantic na mbunifu. Kuanzia majina unayompa mwanamke wako kama a.k.a's mfano teddy bear, mama bear, honey, acha kutumia majina yaliyozoeleka tumia ubunifu kupata jina la kumfanya ajione special kila unapomwita na ni wewe pekee ndie unayemwita kwa hilo jina. Hapa ukiandika gazeti la mahaba siku ya birthday yake ukaweka status, ukamalizia na hiyo a.k.a anajua huyu ni mimi hakuna mwingine.

Sasa unamwita baby, honey, asali how special is that? Hayo majina waachie wazee wa miaka 70 huko.

Kuwa na special days za kumsuprise na ile sex ya ugwadu. Ambayo ukimkamata ni mwendo wa kumkausha maji tu mwilini hadi ukimuachia hapo ni miguu inatetemeka na analala hoi asubuhi anakuta chai umemuandalia bonge la breakfast. Usifanye hivi kwaajiri yake, fanya hivi kwasababu wewe ni romantic kwa mwanamke yoyote yule. Hii ndio huwa ina mfanya hata akienda gongwa nje roho imsute na akuhofie kukupoteza.

Kuwa romantic haiishi wakati wa kutongoza tu, ni zoezi endelevu na unatakiwa kujua umechagua mke wa kariba gani ili ujue how to be romantic. Mimi napambana na chotara wa kichagga hapa, nampelekea moto wa mahaba mwezi wa kumi na mbili familia yake ipo Moshi yeye yupo Dar hana hata time anajumuika nao kwa simu tu.

You have to own her mind, thinking, predict her next move, thought, want, desire, demand, need, feeling, choice. Its easy when you invest a little time to be creative and do what you want to her, narudia kufanya unachotaka kwake sio anachotaka umfanyie. Ukifanya anachotaka anaweza kuwa anakuelekeza kumfanyia alichofanyiwa na X wake au alichokiona kwenye movie and nothing creative about that sababu tayari anajua unachotaka mfanyia. Do you to her. Akikataa rudia tena this time perfect it to make it even more better.

Its hard,tiring and exhausting sometimes ikiwa unalenga kumfurahisha yeye tu ili akupende. But its easy, romantaining, energizing, addicting, driving wild, youthful, spiritualizing, effective, and a bonding thing if ukifanya sababu yako wewe kuwa ndivyo ulivyo, thats how you make it work for the two, when she's bored you got the energy when she's horny you got the bone and the energy to quench her thirst for romance.

Upgrade your game. Don't fight with her, fuk with her.


Dedication kwako brother, artist "Joe Thomas" his song called "More and More" listen to the words.

Mac Alpho

 

[Mac Alpho]

Mac Alpho

Hii ni appreciation tag ama ni tgg ya kuja kujifunza?

 

[Chalii Wa Kipare]

Sasa ushasema TENDO LA NDOA that means kama halipo na NDOA haipo.