Kichaa huwa ni tishio kwa kila mtu. Kila mmoja alimhofia Hitler. Na sasa Putin ni tishio kwa kila mmoja.Hivi, ni kwanini hayati JPM, alionekana kuwa tishio?
Kila agenda lazima atajwe. Itabidi kifo chake kichunguzwe
Hebu toa upumbavu huo!Jarida maarufu duniani la 'The New Yorker' lililoasisiwa mwaka 1925 nchini Marekani limeongelea ziara ya Rais Samia Central Park, Marekani. Jarida limemtaja Rais Samia kama Rais wa kwanza mwanamke Tanzania ambae alifika nchini Marekani kuupamba Utalii, kuonana na Kamala Harris na kuhudhuria uzinduzi wa filamu.
Jarida limetaja lengo la ziara ya Rais Samia nchini Marekani ilikuwa kusahihisha taswira iliyokuzwa na mtangulizi wake, hayati John Magufuli(aliyepewa jina la utani la tingatinga) ambae wanadai aliitenga Tanzania na dunia na kuwa alikuwa na mpango wa Covid uliojikita kwenye maombi ya siku tatu, "Ugonjwa wa Corona umeondolewa, asante Mungu". Alifariki miezi tisa baadae, inaonekana asante kwa Covid(Rasmi Serikali ya Tanzania: Ugonjwa wa Moyo), ilisema sehemu ya jarida hilo.
Rais Samia ambae amechanjwa hadharini amefanya ziara ya urafiki Marekani akiitangaza Tanzania imefunguliwa tena kwaajili ya wageni, wawekezaji na sayansi.
Pia jarida halijamuacha salama Rais Samia na ziara yake, limeongelea ukubwa kwa idadi maafisa wa Tanzania walioshiriki kwenye safari na kuchukua ghorofa tatu kwenye hoteli ya kifahari ya Ritz huku Greenberg akisema kila mmoja alipenda kwenda kufanya manunuzi huku Rais Samia akipenda 'H&M, Zara na Calvin Klein
Jarida linaendelea kusema Rais Samia alishangazwa maeneo yaliyotengwa kwa ajili ya wanyama Marekani yalivyo vizuri na kusema anafikiri tuwape simba, kifaru na tembo.
Pia jarida limeiongelea chaneli ya safari' Travel channel' iliyotumika kutangaza na kuonesha filamu ya 'The Royal tour' kwamba enzi enzi kweli ilifanya safari kuanzia miaka ya 2001 ambapo sasa wanafanya wafu.
Nisimalize yaliyosimuliwa kwenye makala. Zaidi, jisomee....
Mission Creep at the Ritz with the President of Tanzania
Samia Suluhu Hassan, the country’s first female leader, came to the States to drum up tourism, meeting with Kamala Harris, attending film premières, and offering up some rhinos for Central Park.
MISSION: Her Excellency Samia Suluhu Hassan, the sixth President of the United Republic of Tanzania, and its first female head of state, desires a stroll through Central Park.
OBJECTIVE: To correct certain impressions advanced by Hassan’s predecessor, John Magufuli (nickname: the Bulldozer), who largely closed off Tanzania to the rest of the world and whose COVID strategy centered on three days of national prayer, after which he proclaimed, “The Corona disease has been eliminated thanks to God.” He died nine months later, seemingly thanks to COVID. (Official Tanzanian-government stance: heart problems.) Hassan, who was vaccinated publicly, is on a good-will tour of the United States, declaring Tanzania again open to visitors, investors, and science.
STRATEGY: Meet at Ritz-Carlton. Hassan is incoming from Washington, D.C., where she attended a summit with Kamala Harris. In New York, she will appear at the première of “The Royal Tour,” a PBS program in which Hassan guides the host, Peter Greenberg, around her country for nine days—Zanzibar, Serengeti, Ngorongoro, Kilimanjaro. She hopes to attract American tourists. (Hassan, to Harris: “This is where the lovers and shakers of entertainment and leisure reside.” Harris, to Hassan: “Indeed.”)
Rendezvous at Ritz bar with Greenberg—short beard, jaunty smile—creator of “The Royal Tour,” in 2001. (“Back in the days when the Travel Channel actually did travel. Now they do ghosts.”) Previous tour guides: Netanyahu, King Abdullah II, Paul Kagame. “We turned down Putin,” Greenberg says. “I don’t want to see six-pack abs anymore.”
Smile at prodigious number of Tanzanian diplomats in the travelling party, who occupy three floors of the Ritz. (Greenberg: “Everybody wants to go shopping.”) Do not be alarmed when informed that the weather (chilly) and probability of establishing a security perimeter in the Park (null) have persuaded diplomats to reconsider stroll. Alternatives: A drive through the Park? Vehicles not permitted. A drive around the Park? Wait for motorcade, police escort, and brief halting of pedestrian traffic along Central Park South. Watch men with earpieces hold conversations until one approaches and says, “She’s ready.”
ACTION SUMMARY: Hassan exits elevator, trailing assistants, and wearing blazer and black-and-red hijab. Bearing: dignified, with deadpan joke delivery. Accept President’s offer of fist bump. Walk past armed officers to idling black S.U.V., surrounded by more men with earpieces. Hassan describes past trips to New York. She confirms intel, re: diplomatic visits and shopping. (She has frequented “H&M, Zara, Calvin Klein.”)
S.U.V. heads uptown. Hassan appreciates the varied vegetation and all the people.“We have very few parks for people to have fun,” she says. “Most of them are game reserves and land reserves.” Inform Hassan of New York’s own impressive wild game: the Harlem deer, the Central Park coyote. Hassan, amused, says, “I think we should give you some lions and rhinos and elephants.”
Hassan offers litany of her exploits as Greenberg’s Tanzania tour guide: Animal sightings—her favorite, a leopard; his, a warthog. (“I said, ‘You’re serious?’ They have ugly faces!”) Driving for the first time in twenty years—stick shift! “Ministers are not allowed to drive,” she says. A fishing excursion near Hassan’s home town, a village in Zanzibar called Kizimkazi; they caught wahoo. “A fish like this!” Hassan says, holding her arms out wide. (Greenberg, later, under light interrogation: “Do you want the real story? When you’re the President, things appear on your boat.”)
S.U.V. passes zoo. Presidential reaction: underwhelmed. The Serengeti is bigger. Hassan recounts gruelling filming schedule. “They didn’t treat me as a President,” she says. “I remember a point where I stood in the grasses, and I was fearful of the lions. And another time, with the Maasai, where I nearly fainted. It was dehydration.” She hopes it will pay off—she aims to increase tourism from a million and a half visitors a year to five million.
AFTER-ACTION REPORT: Despite mission creep, objective attained. Presidential Park assessment: “I’m impressed. The Park is big.” Première status: success. President bullish on next screening, in Los Angeles. “I’ll meet my fellow movie stars,” she says. “Peter, who have you invited?”
Greenberg: “I cannot reveal.”
Hassan, shrugging: “Maybe Will Smith.”
SOURCE: The New Yorker
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MISSION: Her Excellency Samia Suluhu Hassan, the sixth President of the United Republic of Tanzania, and its first female head of state, desires a stroll through Central Park.
OBJECTIVE: To correct certain impressions advanced by Hassan’s predecessor, John Magufuli (nickname: the Bulldozer), who largely closed off Tanzania to the rest of the world and whose COVID strategy centered on three days of national prayer, after which he proclaimed, “The Corona disease has been eliminated thanks to God.” He died nine months later, seemingly thanks to COVID. (Official Tanzanian-government stance: heart problems.) Hassan, who was vaccinated publicly, is on a good-will tour of the United States, declaring Tanzania again open to visitors, investors, and science.
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STRATEGY: Meet at Ritz-Carlton. Hassan is incoming from Washington, D.C., where she attended a summit with Kamala Harris. In New York, she will appear at the première of “The Royal Tour,” a PBS program in which Hassan guides the host, Peter Greenberg, around her country for nine days—Zanzibar, Serengeti, Ngorongoro, Kilimanjaro. She hopes to attract American tourists. (Hassan, to Harris: “This is where the lovers and shakers of entertainment and leisure reside.” Harris, to Hassan: “Indeed.”)
Rendezvous at Ritz bar with Greenberg—short beard, jaunty smile—creator of “The Royal Tour,” in 2001. (“Back in the days when the Travel Channel actually did travel. Now they do ghosts.”) Previous tour guides: Netanyahu, King Abdullah II, Paul Kagame. “We turned down Putin,” Greenberg says. “I don’t want to see six-pack abs anymore.”
Smile at prodigious number of Tanzanian diplomats in the travelling party, who occupy three floors of the Ritz. (Greenberg: “Everybody wants to go shopping.”) Do not be alarmed when informed that the weather (chilly) and probability of establishing a security perimeter in the Park (null) have persuaded diplomats to reconsider stroll. Alternatives: A drive through the Park? Vehicles not permitted. A drive around the Park? Wait for motorcade, police escort, and brief halting of pedestrian traffic along Central Park South. Watch men with earpieces hold conversations until one approaches and says, “She’s ready.”
ACTION SUMMARY: Hassan exits elevator, trailing assistants, and wearing blazer and black-and-red hijab. Bearing: dignified, with deadpan joke delivery. Accept President’s offer of fist bump. Walk past armed officers to idling black S.U.V., surrounded by more men with earpieces. Hassan describes past trips to New York. She confirms intel, re: diplomatic visits and shopping. (She has frequented “H&M, Zara, Calvin Klein.”)
S.U.V. heads uptown. Hassan appreciates the varied vegetation and all the people.“We have very few parks for people to have fun,” she says. “Most of them are game reserves and land reserves.” Inform Hassan of New York’s own impressive wild game: the Harlem deer, the Central Park coyote. Hassan, amused, says, “I think we should give you some lions and rhinos and elephants.”
Hassan offers litany of her exploits as Greenberg’s Tanzania tour guide: Animal sightings—her favorite, a leopard; his, a warthog. (“I said, ‘You’re serious?’ They have ugly faces!”) Driving for the first time in twenty years—stick shift! “Ministers are not allowed to drive,” she says. A fishing excursion near Hassan’s home town, a village in Zanzibar called Kizimkazi; they caught wahoo. “A fish like this!” Hassan says, holding her arms out wide. (Greenberg, later, under light interrogation: “Do you want the real story? When you’re the President, things appear on your boat.”)
S.U.V. passes zoo. Presidential reaction: underwhelmed. The Serengeti is bigger. Hassan recounts gruelling filming schedule. “They didn’t treat me as a President,” she says. “I remember a point where I stood in the grasses, and I was fearful of the lions. And another time, with the Maasai, where I nearly fainted. It was dehydration.” She hopes it will pay off—she aims to increase tourism from a million and a half visitors a year to five million.
AFTER-ACTION REPORT: Despite mission creep, objective attained. Presidential Park assessment: “I’m impressed. The Park is big.” Première status: success. President bullish on next screening, in Los Angeles. “I’ll meet my fellow movie stars,” she says. “Peter, who have you invited?”
Greenberg: “I cannot reveal.”
Hassan, shrugging: “Maybe Will Smith.”
Mission Creep at the Ritz with the President of Tanzania
Samia Suluhu Hassan, the country’s first female leader, came to the States to drum up tourism, meeting with Kamala Harris, attending film premières, and offering up some rhinos for Central Park.www.newyorker.com
DuhKinachonishangaza huko nje kila wakiandika habari za Samia lazima wamtaje Magufuli kuwa alikufa kwa Covid! Kwani Samia mbona unarangi 2 tofauti? Mbona ana unafikhi uliopitiliza sana? Alianza kumkubalia Peter sasa kila gazeti huko nje basi Magufli alikufa kwa Covid ye wala hakanushi anaitikia tu basi tuchunguze tena kifo cha Magufuli lazima kyna sintofaham.
Tuna safari ndefu sana kama taifaIssue yangu sio nini kimefanyika tu..., bali ni uwezo wa mtu kujiamulia tu popote pale afanye nini au agawe mali ya vizazi mpaka vya kesho bila kuusisha wenye mali (ambao ni watanzania)
Unless hao ni kuku na bata au sungura anaowafuga huko nyumbani kwake (na kwake simaanishi Ikulu bali huko alipotokea)
Ni kweli Magufuli alikufa kwa COVID-19 kwani wewe Mpinzire Unatakaje?Kinachonishangaza huko nje kila wakiandika habari za Samia lazima wamtaje Magufuli kuwa alikufa kwa Covid! Kwani Samia mbona unarangi 2 tofauti? Mbona ana unafikhi uliopitiliza sana? Alianza kumkubalia Peter sasa kila gazeti huko nje basi Magufli alikufa kwa Covid ye wala hakanushi anaitikia tu basi tuchunguze tena kifo cha Magufuli lazima kyna sintofaham.