THE NEW YORKER: Rais Samia amefika Marekani kusahihisha taswira iliyoachwa na Magufuli aliyeitenga Tanzania na Dunia. Lairarua ziara ya Royal Tour

THE NEW YORKER: Rais Samia amefika Marekani kusahihisha taswira iliyoachwa na Magufuli aliyeitenga Tanzania na Dunia. Lairarua ziara ya Royal Tour

Wakuu Gazeti la The New Yorker limeandika Hangaya alitoa offer ya kupeleka wanyama wa Tanzania huko Central Park, New York City, kabla hata ya kuombwa
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Soma Hapa Chini.
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MISSION: Her Excellency Samia Suluhu Hassan, the sixth President of the United Republic of Tanzania, and its first female head of state, desires a stroll through Central Park.

OBJECTIVE: To correct certain impressions advanced by Hassan’s predecessor, John Magufuli (nickname: the Bulldozer), who largely closed off Tanzania to the rest of the world and whose COVID strategy centered on three days of national prayer, after which he proclaimed, “The Corona disease has been eliminated thanks to God.” He died nine months later, seemingly thanks to COVID. (Official Tanzanian-government stance: heart problems.) Hassan, who was vaccinated publicly, is on a good-will tour of the United States, declaring Tanzania again open to visitors, investors, and science.
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STRATEGY: Meet at Ritz-Carlton. Hassan is incoming from Washington, D.C., where she attended a summit with Kamala Harris. In New York, she will appear at the première of “The Royal Tour,” a PBS program in which Hassan guides the host, Peter Greenberg, around her country for nine days—Zanzibar, Serengeti, Ngorongoro, Kilimanjaro. She hopes to attract American tourists. (Hassan, to Harris: “This is where the lovers and shakers of entertainment and leisure reside.” Harris, to Hassan: “Indeed.”)

Rendezvous at Ritz bar with Greenberg—short beard, jaunty smile—creator of “The Royal Tour,” in 2001. (“Back in the days when the Travel Channel actually did travel. Now they do ghosts.”) Previous tour guides: Netanyahu, King Abdullah II, Paul Kagame. “We turned down Putin,” Greenberg says. “I don’t want to see six-pack abs anymore.”

Smile at prodigious number of Tanzanian diplomats in the travelling party, who occupy three floors of the Ritz. (Greenberg: “Everybody wants to go shopping.”) Do not be alarmed when informed that the weather (chilly) and probability of establishing a security perimeter in the Park (null) have persuaded diplomats to reconsider stroll. Alternatives: A drive through the Park? Vehicles not permitted. A drive around the Park? Wait for motorcade, police escort, and brief halting of pedestrian traffic along Central Park South. Watch men with earpieces hold conversations until one approaches and says, “She’s ready.”

ACTION SUMMARY: Hassan exits elevator, trailing assistants, and wearing blazer and black-and-red hijab. Bearing: dignified, with deadpan joke delivery. Accept President’s offer of fist bump. Walk past armed officers to idling black S.U.V., surrounded by more men with earpieces. Hassan describes past trips to New York. She confirms intel, re: diplomatic visits and shopping. (She has frequented “H&M, Zara, Calvin Klein.”)

S.U.V. heads uptown. Hassan appreciates the varied vegetation and all the people.“We have very few parks for people to have fun,” she says. “Most of them are game reserves and land reserves.” Inform Hassan of New York’s own impressive wild game: the Harlem deer, the Central Park coyote. Hassan, amused, says, “I think we should give you some lions and rhinos and elephants.”

Hassan offers litany of her exploits as Greenberg’s Tanzania tour guide: Animal sightings—her favorite, a leopard; his, a warthog. (“I said, ‘You’re serious?’ They have ugly faces!”) Driving for the first time in twenty years—stick shift! “Ministers are not allowed to drive,” she says. A fishing excursion near Hassan’s home town, a village in Zanzibar called Kizimkazi; they caught wahoo. “A fish like this!” Hassan says, holding her arms out wide. (Greenberg, later, under light interrogation: “Do you want the real story? When you’re the President, things appear on your boat.”)

S.U.V. passes zoo. Presidential reaction: underwhelmed. The Serengeti is bigger. Hassan recounts gruelling filming schedule. “They didn’t treat me as a President,” she says. “I remember a point where I stood in the grasses, and I was fearful of the lions. And another time, with the Maasai, where I nearly fainted. It was dehydration.” She hopes it will pay off—she aims to increase tourism from a million and a half visitors a year to five million.

AFTER-ACTION REPORT: Despite mission creep, objective attained. Presidential Park assessment: “I’m impressed. The Park is big.” Première status: success. President bullish on next screening, in Los Angeles. “I’ll meet my fellow movie stars,” she says. “Peter, who have you invited?”

Greenberg: “I cannot reveal.”

Hassan, shrugging: “Maybe Will Smith.”

Majanga.
 
Sasa ndio tunajua ukubwa wa delegation ya Chief Hangaya; they occupied THREE floors of the Ritz hotel!!! Wabongo mnajua ukubwa na gharama za kukaa RITZ hotel kwa siku kwa chumba? Sasa hapo ni gharama za hotel bado hizo shopping wanazosema wakina Mwigulu walikuwa wanalilia kwenda kufanya!!! Wababa mnaacha kuvaa kaunda suti na wamama kuvaa vitenge to save our forex mnakwenda kupoteza Huko Marekani halafu mnakuja mnalia vijana wenu hawana ajira!! Akili hiyo chief Hangaya mnaijua wenyewe!!

Sifa moja ya Marehemu Magufuli ilikuwa kutokupenda safari za nje na misafara mikubwa kama Samia anavyofanya!! Ingawaje mtasema alikuwa hasafiri kwasababu ya betri yake lakini hata hivyo alikuwa sio mpenda starehe na mtumbuaji wa fedha za wavuja jasho kama ilivyodhihirika kwa Hangaya! Unasafiri na kundi la watu wanachukua floors tatu za FIVE star hotel huo ni utumiaji wa fedha za umma bila uchungu ;huku wanannchi wakilia njaa nyumbani kwenu!! Tafadhali fikiria nchi mara unapoamua ukubwa wa misafara yako utatuua!! Ushauri mwingine wa Vasco Dagama mara akikupa uwe unachanganya na wako!!!
Mkuu tatizo la Tanzania si viongozi bali ni mfumo uliopo

How delegation yote hiyo ina funya pesa za wavuja jasho bila huruma

Au bado malofa tupo usingizini
 
Kuna siku tukiamkaa....... !!!!!!!

Maneno ya Ndugai, sio yangu
 
Ni kweli Magufuli alikufa kwa COVID-19 kwani wewe Mpinzire Unatakaje?
Sasa kukuza utalii wa Tanzania unaendaje na Kifo cha JPM..., Tuambiane ukweli hii kitu ilikuwa ni ya Kisiasa kuweza kumuuza Samia na kuonyesha kwamba mimi sio yeye na sasa milango ipo wazi

Lets call a Spade a Spade na sio vinginevyo (Okay kufanya hivyo kuna Pro and Cons) ila at what cost ?, Na hii imedhihirisha Unafiki wa hawa watu (how can you trust someone ambae kipindi kile alikuwa kimya tu na kutekeleza yale yaliyotendeka leo hii anajitenga kwamba mazuri yote ni yeye na mabaya yote ni yule)
 
Tumia akili nyingi , nguvu kidogo

Acha mihemko
Ni nani mwenye mihemuko katinya mimi na wewe? Kama unabisha kuwa hajafa kwa COVID 19 nenda Chato kamfukue uni prove wrong!! Nyie su bado mnaabudu mungu wenu wa Kolomije!!!

Maana jitu limekufa bado mnabisha chanzo cha kufa kwake wakati mnajuwa COVID-19 ilikuwapo na Magufuli alikaidi njia za WHO za kujikinga na maambukizi. ANGEPONAJE?
 
Sasa kukuza utalii wa Tanzania unaendaje na Kifo cha JPM..., Tuambiane ukweli hii kitu ilikuwa ni ya Kisiasa kuweza kumuuza Samia na kuonyesha kwamba mimi sio yeye na sasa milango ipo wazi

Lets call a Spade a Spade na sio vinginevyo (Okay kufanya hivyo kuna Pro and Cons) ila at what cost ?, Na hii imedhihirisha Unafiki wa hawa watu (how can you trust someone ambae kipindi kile alikuwa kimya tu na kutekeleza yale yaliyotendeka leo hii anajitenga kwamba mazuri yote ni yeye na mabaya yote ni yule)
Magufuli alijaribu kumuua Philip Mangula kwa sababu hakukubaliana na mchakato wa kumfukuza Benard Membe kwenye CCM. Alitumia glass ya maji kuweka sumu ila kwa mapenzi ya Mungu alinusurika.

Huyu Samia pamoja na kuwa Makamu wa Rais kikatiba lakini hakuwa anashiriki maamuzi nyeti ya Serikali. Unadhani anhepata wapi ujasiri wa kumpinga DIKTETA wenu kuhusu COVID-19?


Wasukuma kuweni wapole, tuachieni nchi yetu tumeirudisha kwenye mikono salama.
 
Magufuli alijaribu kumuua Philip Mangula kwa sababu hakukubaliana na mchakato wa kumfukuza Benard Membe kwenye CCM. Alitumia glass ya maji kuweka sumu ila kwa mapenzi ya Mungu alinusurika.

Huyu Samia pamoja na kuwa Makamu wa Rais kikatiba lakini hakuwa anashiriki maamuzi nyeti ya Serikali. Unadhani anhepata wapi ujasiri wa kumpinga DIKTETA wenu kuhusu COVID-19?


Wasukuma kuweni wapole, tuachieni nchi yetu tumeirudisha kwenye mikono salama.
Na hayo yanahusika vipi na Royal Tour na kutangaza utalii ? Kama alijua hayo na alikuwa hataki akakaa kimya tu huku akila pesa (mshahara na ruzuku) ni kukosa guts to say the least jambo ambalo wengi hatuna ila for a president lazima uwe na guts..., kusema nyekundu ni nyekundu na sio kuiita njano in fear of your wellbeing is normal for an average person but not a commander in chief...
 
Wasukuma kuweni wapole, tuachieni nchi yetu tumeirudisha kwenye mikono salama.
Yaani nalionea huruma sana Taifa langu kwa kupiga hatua kwenda nyuma... Yaani huyu ni Mtanzania mmoja anaongelea kuhusu watanzania wengine kwamba nchi imetoka huku na kwenda kule...

Nadhani huku ni kuwa myopic na kazi kubwa iliyofanywa na waasisi naona sasa inakwenda down the drain..., na kwa hili lawama pia zinaweza kwenda kwa JPM na wapuuzi wachache wanaondeleza huu upuuzi Rest in Peace Mwalimu (all you tried to do and by paying some high price is now down the drain)


 
Na hayo yanahusika vipi na Royal Tour na kutangaza utalii ? Kama alijua hayo na alikuwa hataki akakaa kimya tu huku akila pesa (mshahara na ruzuku) ni kukosa guts to say the least jambo ambalo wengi hatuna ila for a president lazima uwe na guts..., kusema nyekundu ni nyekundu na sio kuiita njano in fear of your wellbeing is normal for an average person but not a commander in chief...
Wewe unazo hizo GUTS? Mnapeana mori za kijinga tu! Ungekuwa na GUTS ungejiita KeyserSoze ??

Aache wane wanaye wawe yatima kwa ajili ya kukufurahisha key board warrior unayetumia fake ID
 
Yaani nalionea huruma sana Taifa langu kwa kupiga hatua kwenda nyuma... Yaani huyu ni Mtanzania mmoja anaongelea kuhusu watanzania wengine kwamba nchi imetoka huku na kwenda kule...

Nadhani huku ni kuwa myopic na kazi kubwa iliyofanywa na waasisi naona sasa inakwenda down the drain..., na kwa hili lawama pia zinaweza kwenda kwa JPM na wapuuzi wachache wanaondeleza huu upuuzi Rest in Peace Mwalimu (all you tried to do and by paying some high price is now down the drain)



Una uhakika J K Nyerere akifufuka leo atasema nchi imerudi down the drain kama unavyo jaribu kudanganya hapa?

Kama huwezi ku acknowledge development ya Tanzania kwa miaka 35 baada ya Nyerere kutoka madarakani basi wewe ni ZOMBIE
 
Wewe unazo hizo GUTS? Mnapeana mori za kijinga tu! Ungekuwa na GUTS ungejiita KeyserSoze ??

Aache wane wanaye wawe yatima kwa ajili ya kukufurahisha key board warrior unayetumia fake ID
Mimi ni commander in Chief ? Hivi hata umesoma nilichoandika au unasoma alafu huelewi , Nimesema average person haitaji hizo guts ila kama commander in chief anashindwa kusimamia msimamo na kwenda na upepo maybe yupo kwenye wrong job..., kwahio leo taifa lenye nguvu likiwa a threat kwa watoto wake kuwa yatima ata-roll over ?!!!
 
Una uhakika J K Nyerere akifufuka leo atasema nchi imerudi down the drain kama unavyo jaribu kudanganya hapa?

Kama huwezi ku acknowledge development ya Tanzania kwa miaka 35 baada ya Nyerere kutoka madarakani basi wewe ni ZOMBIE
Nimekuwekea qoute hapo za huyo huyo JKN kwamba yoyote yule anayeleta kwamba kabila fulani hivi au vile ni Kaburu tu..., sasa kama unabishana na qoutes zake hio ni prerogative yako siwezi nikakupangia, ila yoyote yule anayegawa na ku-generalize kabila katika uongozi fikra zake ni myopic to say the least...
 
Jamani hii picha nyeusi ni ya kuchora au photo mbona rais anaonekana sura nyingine alafu picha huwa inatoa message fulani hebu iangalie kwa umakini utaona kitu
 
Petro(Peter) mtalii pekee aliyepewa heshima ya kutalii kifalme! Asingepata heshima hiyo mimi nisingejua unene wa vioo vya gari la rais(sijajua uhusiano na utalii!), katika filamu yote hii ya gari la rais kwangu ndiyo ilikuwa kipaumbele(highlite) na sijui ni watalii wangapi watakuja kulipanda gari hilo!

Filamu ya Royal Tour ni ngumu kuiweka kwenye patigazeti ya dakika mbili kwani haina highlites, the whole film is too slow.
 
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