Tufurahi pamoja.....leo @Madame B nimetimiza mwaka Hapa JF.

[Leak]

Kumbe ndugu yangu ulikuwa una muwinda Madame B siku nyingi! Hivi utweza kupambana na komandoo?

Madame B bishanga hakupongezi mpaka ufanye yafuatayo kisha umfuate:
1. Piga chini fasta wafuatao ( in that order): Chimbuvu tedo, Chilli, CHAI CHUNGU, Arusha one, Chibolo.... kiplagati26 huwezi kumpata ni incommunicado ana kazi maalum kenya.
2. Usingonoke nao tena si kwa vitendo tu bali pia kwa maneno na kwa mawazo
3. Weka picha yangu full time kwenye mkoba wako
4. Tumia perfume ambazo nimekununulia mimi na si nyingine
5. Hicho kimkoko uchwara alichokununulia Arushaone tupa kurrrreee,kuna rav4 brand new inakusubiri international motor mart,kaichukue
6. Tumba,marimba,magitaa,saxaphone na mazagazaga mengine ya @ chimbuvu tupa dampo
7. Mkopo uliiomba pride kau cancel,mi nna hela banaa
8. Ushoga na gfsonwin stop,siutaki,anakupeleka kwa vigagula
9. Koma kumsikiliza Mamndenyi
10. Jifunze kumenya ndizi
Ukishatimiza hayo kachukue tiketi yako klm ,kwea pipa utanikuta Amsterdam Radisson hotel

 

[Madame B]

Kumbe ndugu yangu ulikuwa una muwinda Madame B siku nyingi! Hivi utweza kupambana na komandoo?

Ndio uone jinsi kaka yako alivyokuwa kigeu geu na fataki.

 

[TIQO]

Kuna keki?

 

[Kaizer]

hongera mwaya Madame B mwalimu wangu!

 

[Kaizer]

Kuna keki?

Mpwa unauliza jamvi msibani?

 

[Madame B]

Kuna keki?

Ipo TIQO

 

[Madame B]

hongera mwaya Madame B mwalimu wangu!

Asante sana mwanafunzi wangu Kaizer.

 

[Erickb52]

Ila watu wengine bana . . . .
Kujipenda ni Pamoja na Kuutunza Mwili wako!
Acha Ngono,UKIMWI unaua!

Anyways . . . kila la kheri Madam.

Hujambo?

 

[Arushaone]

Hujambo?

Kipipi hajambo. Kwani wamtakiani?

 

[Passion Lady]

Hapana nampenda sana my akanana Passion Lady!
Labda umrudie Arushaone bado ana kulilia!
Cc Passion Lady

love u bby!
mmmwaaaaaaaah!!!!!

 

[Bishanga]

Dah!!!!!!!!
Bishanga, mbona wanitia majaribuni tena.
Mitihani hiyo migumu.
Afu ndio nirudiane na Ruttashobolwa au?

mgaagaa na upwa hali wali mkavu.........should i say anything more?

 

[Chimbuvu]

Doshita

 

[Chimbuvu]

Nawaangalia tu.

mgaagaa na upwa hali wali mkavu.........should i say anything more?

 

[Bishanga]

Kumbe ndugu yangu ulikuwa una muwinda Madame B siku nyingi! Hivi utweza kupambana na komandoo?

guilty as charged...........koooooooooooooortiiiiiiiiii

 

[Madame B]

mgaagaa na upwa hali wali mkavu.........should i say anything more?

Yeah, sema tu.

 

[Madame B]

guilty as charged...........koooooooooooooortiiiiiiiiii

Hehehehehe!!!!!!!
Halooooooooooooooo

 

[Bishanga]

Ndio uone jinsi kaka yako alivyokuwa kigeu geu na fataki.

kelele za kuku hazizuii mwewe kunyakua kifaranga na kelele za chura hazimzuii tembo kunywa maji.

 

[Bishanga]

Nawaangalia tu.

tatizo mwendo wako ni wa ki analogue hahahahahahah

 

[Madame B]

kelele za kuku hazizuii mwewe kunyakua kifaranga na kelele za chura hazimzuii tembo kunywa maji.

Mwanaume wa kweli husifiwa pale anapodeposit na ku draw pesa benki.
hayo ni maneno tu.e khanga yapo.
Hata kweny

 

[Madame B]

tatizo mwendo wako ni wa ki analogue hahahahahahah

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Maneno ya mkosaji.