Udaku Special 2nd Edition!! Limesheheni....

[miss chagga]

Ila Yule mmoja miss chagga alitaka kunifanya HANDSOME POCHI YANGU MWENYEWE MBEBAJI!

Mmmmh kanishinda kabisa!

Bora Khantwe wangu!


Yule mwingine KOMANDO WA JESHI!


Cc: miss neddy

utaruka ruka kama kitenesi bado ujui unataka nini.... handsome wallet yako ndio mpango mzima

 

[Khantwe]

utaruka ruka kama kitenesi bado ujui unataka nini.... handsome wallet yako ndio mpango mzima

miss chagga kuna nini kati ya wewe na mume wangu?

 

[Ntuzu]

utaruka ruka kama kitenesi bado ujui unataka nini.... handsome wallet yako ndio mpango mzima

Teh Teh Teh Teh

Yamenishinda BINAMU lol!

Cc: Mr Rocky Bulldog

 

[Ntuzu]

miss chagga kuna nini kati ya wewe na mume wangu?

Shida Yake huyo WALLET Yangu!

 

[Khantwe]

Shida Yake huyo WALLET Yangu!

Mwambie atuwache tulalee

 

[Ntuzu]

Mwambie atuwache tulalee

Tuache tulale!

Usitusumbue!

 

[miss chagga]

miss chagga kuna nini kati ya wewe na mume wangu?

Ntuzu njoo ujielezee la sivyo na huyu unamkosa sasa hivi

 

[miss chagga]

Tuache tulale!

Usitusumbue!

Khantwe usitake kujua mengi hutalala tena

 

[miss chagga]

Teh Teh Teh Teh

Yamenishinda BINAMU lol!

Cc: Mr Rocky Bulldog

Ntuzu peleka ubahili wako kwa Khantwe

 

[Tized]

Kumbe Kaizer ndio alikuwa amekutuma eeh!!! Wale samaki wameshaisha kwani! Hinhinhiiiiiiiiiii

I am waiting my dear, Yaaani ukitokeza ntavyokunyakua utashangaaa.... but only to expect greatest and funniest moments with Bodaboda man. Cant wait wakina Obama wakishakurudisha.

Wishing all th best. ENJOY!!!!!!

Dawa yako ni kukutokea kwenye crash na pikipiki yako ya miguu 3 na helmet, this time I'll be a police traffic, we unanichokoza kuwa mie niko ferry, Kaizer kaniambia kanihifadhi kigamboni 4 days, ngoja niingie msituni nikiibuka hatapona mtu humu MMU. Mie niko kwa Obama state nabundi na kupopo nakula life na kuinjoy ujana u said what!! just wait and stay tuned,
Halafu nahisi kuna mtu atakuwa amekutuma wewe sio bure, maana najua ulivo mpole how come unichokoze hivi???!!! ntamjua tuu huyo aliyekutuma unichokozee

 

[Khantwe]

Ntuzu njoo ujielezee la sivyo na huyu unamkosa sasa hivi

Aah wapi....fitna zako peleka huko ndo ameshanipata hivyoo

 

[Khantwe]

Khantwe usitake kujua mengi hutalala tena

Ntuzu peleka ubahili wako kwa Khantwe

Aisee mbele ya Ntuzu sijui useme nini nikuelewe

 

[Asprin]

miss chagga kuna nini kati ya wewe na mume wangu?

Mume wako yupi?

 

[Asprin]

Aisee mbele ya Ntuzu sijui useme nini nikuelewe

Anhaaaa!!!!

 

[Asprin]

Tuache tulale!

Usitusumbue!

Nilikuwa sina mpango wa kuloga mtu mwaka huu. Kuna mtu hapa atabadilishwa jinsia soon afu kimwaga upepo chake nakihamishia usoni.

Watch me...

 

[miss chagga]

Aisee mbele ya Ntuzu sijui useme nini nikuelewe

wewe ndiyo yule mapenzi chukua roho yangu... wakati kuna maisha maamu mengine

 

[miss chagga]

Mume wako yupi?

he he he he he he

Ntuzu kazi kudandia wake z watu tu afu pesa huna ... nyoooooooo ukome nimekwambia unaruka ruka kama kitenesi umekataaa ona sasa ha ha ha ha ha msukuma huyu kuhonga hujui mahaba unataka

 

[Rahabu]

huwa sipendwi kupitwa na nakala hata moja ya haya matoleo

 

[Khantwe]

he he he he he he

Ntuzu kazi kudandia wake z watu tu afu pesa huna ... nyoooooooo ukome nimekwambia unaruka ruka kama kitenesi umekataaa ona sasa ha ha ha ha ha msukuma huyu kuhonga hujui mahaba unataka

Khaaa mchaga wa wapi wewe una michambo ka mzaramo lol

 

[Khantwe]

Mume wako yupi?

Unataka kumjua? Ntakuonesha kesho....we si mchepuko lakini mbona unataka kuniharibia pozi hapa?