Udaku Special, 4th Edition: Critical

Ntuzu said:

Ule Uganda Wa Tized NI kiboko!

Amemtoa baba yake msukule ndio anaemletea dawa kutoka mapolini!

Hatareeeeee!

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ni hatari si kidogo, ajabu huyu Mapi anataka kumtumia dhidi ya mke wangu.
Will do something hayo matunguri yake yote yateketee kwenye moto

kiwatengu said:

we unadhani PM ni sehemu salama sana? kule tuongee mambo mengine tu aisee

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Basi wozapu men ndio mpango mzima au???

Ntuzu said:

Ule Uganda Wa Tized NI kiboko!

Amemtoa baba yake msukule ndio anaemletea dawa kutoka mapolini!

Hatareeeeee!

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hata kumjadili tu unahatarisha maisha

kiwatengu said:

ni hatari si kidogo, ajabu huyu Mapi anataka kumtumia dhidi ya mke wangu.
Will do something hayo matunguri yake yote yateketee kwenye moto

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kumbe ulikuwa unatishia nyau, sasa jiandae labda uombe poo

tumboo said:

Basi wozapu men ndio mpango mzima au???

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walau hapo, hebu nicheki sasa

kiwatengu said:

ha ha ha ha hope humjui wife vyema.
ngoja aje ajionee mwenyewe

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baba yake alikuwa mchungaji hivyo hakuzindikwa, dawa lazima ikubali

kiwatengu said:

walau hapo, hebu nicheki sasa

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N pm ure no plz

Mapi said:

kumbe ulikuwa unatishia nyau, sasa jiandae labda uombe poo

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i trust my woman shansarie soooo much!! namwamini hata zaidi ya ninavyojiamini mwenyewe

tumboo said:

N pm ure no plz

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PM tena? huko si nshakuambia si mahali salama sana>

Mapi said:

baba yake alikuwa mchungaji hivyo hakuzindikwa, dawa lazima ikubali

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utaweka mikono kichwani peke yako.

kiwatengu said:

PM tena? huko si nshakuambia si mahali salama sana>

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Ohooo chagua kusuka ama kunyoa......saa wap ni mahala salaama kwako

tumboo said:

Ohooo chagua kusuka ama kunyoa......saa wap ni mahala salaama kwako

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mbona unakuwa tena mkali wakati umeniahidi kutokuwa mkali kwangu?
remember!!

kiwatengu said:

mbona unakuwa tena mkali wakati umeniahidi kutokuwa mkali kwangu?
remember!!

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Ohoo lol cjawa mkali nlikua nakuelekeza tuu

tumboo said:

Ohoo lol cjawa mkali nlikua nakuelekeza tuu

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basi sawa mrembo! tuonane tena kesho

kiwatengu said:

basi sawa mrembo! tuonane tena kesho

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Ohoo nshakua murembo tena ngoja mkeo aone kibuti kitakutembelea

tumboo said:

Aya kilichokufanya ugune??? Nn

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si nimeshakuambie hapo nyuma ya nyumba?

tumboo said:

Ohoo nshakua murembo tena ngoja mkeo aone kibuti kitakutembelea

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yangu macho..

First Born said:

si nimeshakuambie hapo nyuma ya nyumba?

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Na mm nli quote kabla ujaniambia

First Born said:

yangu macho..

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Eeee jaman na ww mfukunyuku kaaah

tumboo said:

Na mm nli quote kabla ujaniambia

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hivi nilikuambiaje vile?