Udaku Special, 4th Edition: Critical

[Mapi]

nini kitachomliza ?

ntavyokunyakua mithili ya mwewe anyakuavyo kifaranga

 

[TUMBOO]

hiyo namba ya simu unaomba ya nini lakini

Ohooo mie cjaomba no mumeo alitaka nmpime kibamie tu nkamwambia akitupie apa ili nkipime

 

[Down To Earth]

mi mzima wa afya tele sijui weye shem langu

shem kwetu huku kwema, niko home bibie!

huyu mumeo hakuwekagi hata back page bhana! kwanini lakini? lol

cc kiwatenguz!

 

[First Born]

yatawashinda jamani lol

alikuja kweli au alikuwa anajitwika mijisifa tu?

 

[Tized]

Nimeshaacha sasa namtumikia MUNGU wa Ibrahimu, Isaka na Yakobo kwa moyo na akili zangu zote.

ha ha ha ha ha ah ha
tawire baba tawire umevipata

huo utabiri unanithibitishia ulivyo mganga mzuri

 

[Tized]

Wewe ndio unafuatia ukamsaidie huko aliko. Plz get Reeeeedeeeeeee!!!!

Ule Uganga Wa Tized NI kiboko!

Amemtoa baba yake msukule ndio anaemletea dawa kutoka mapolini!

Hatareeeeee!

 

[Tized]

Hahahaaaa.. Mkuu wajinga ndio waliwao!!! Hii kazi ndio imetutesha vitambi unavyotuona navyo. Kama sasa ni msimu wa kuagiza kuku tu wa kienyeji na unga wa donna na Mhogo na hela kidogo kununulia mafuta na gesi you know!!!

hahaha.. we mkali aisee hii huduma kuna wajanja wakipita hapa lazma wakuige
na watapiga hela za watu.



hakuna mtu aliyewahi kusalimika kwa kujaribu kuivuruga ndoa yangu. Mapi sitampa onyo zaidi ya mara mbili.

 

[Mapi]

Nimeshaacha sasa namtumikia MUNGU wa Ibrahimu, Isaka na Yakobo kwa moyo na akili zangu zote.

whaaaaaaat?
nani kakuloga???

 

[kabanga]

Jamana!!!!!!

nini tena....? ila usije ukaniazishia sread bure...!

 

[TUMBOO]

nini tena....? ila usije ukaniazishia sread bure...!

Haaaaaaa amna bana

 

[kabanga]

Haaaaaaa amna bana

nimeona sread moja unalalamikia jinsi yetu...!

 

[TUMBOO]

nimeona sread moja unalalamikia jinsi yetu...!

Aaaaaaa kabanga kunasehem nmeweka lalamiko??? ile ni post tu kama zingine

 

[Mapi]

Hahahaaaa.. Mkuu wajinga ndio waliwao!!! Hii kazi ndio imetutesha vitambi unavyotuona navyo. Kama sasa ni msimu wa kuagiza kuku tu wa kienyeji na unga wa donna na Mhogo na hela kidogo kununulia mafuta na gesi you know!!!

dalili za usaliti zinaonekana
kakuhonga nini @ kiwatengu

 

[Tized]

Nililoga pasipologeka yalivyonigeuka nikajisalimisha kwa Yesu kwa usalama wangu. ushindwe na ulegee huko simoooooooo tena. Niko naburudika ndani ya Bwana!!!!

whaaaaaaat?
nani kakuloga???

 

[Tized]

Mapi acha hizo!!!

dalili za usaliti zinaonekana
kakuhonga nini @ kiwatengu

 

[Mapi]

Nililoga pasipologeka yalivyonigeuka nikajisalimisha kwa Yesu kwa usalama wangu. ushindwe na ulegee huko simoooooooo tena. Niko naburudika ndani ya Bwana!!!!

kiwatengu unayoyafanya sio mazuri, haiwezekani Tized abadilike ghafla hivi

 

[Mapi]

Mapi acha hizo!!!

rudisha hela, kuku, mbuzi na vyote nilivyokupa

 

[Kasie]

Hahahaaaaa... kiwatengu mpuuze huyu mwanasiasa.... Kasinde is only for Tz.

Ooooohhh!!! I feel gracious!!! thanks Tz, luv u

 

[kabanga]

Aaaaaaa kabanga kunasehem nmeweka lalamiko??? ile ni post tu kama zingine

kwangu nimeona lalamiko, naanza kukuogopa, japo unavutia katika maongezi....

 

[kiwatengu]

kiwatengu unayoyafanya sio mazuri, haiwezekani Tized abadilike ghafla hivi

Tized is an intelligent man! anapima kabla hajafanya...