Udaku Special, 4th Edition: Critical

shansarie said:

nini kitachomliza ?

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ntavyokunyakua mithili ya mwewe anyakuavyo kifaranga

shansarie said:

hiyo namba ya simu unaomba ya nini lakini

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Ohooo mie cjaomba no mumeo alitaka nmpime kibamie tu nkamwambia akitupie apa ili nkipime

shansarie said:

mi mzima wa afya tele sijui weye shem langu

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shem kwetu huku kwema, niko home bibie!

huyu mumeo hakuwekagi hata back page bhana! kwanini lakini? lol

cc kiwatenguz!

shansarie said:

yatawashinda jamani lol

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alikuja kweli au alikuwa anajitwika mijisifa tu?

Nimeshaacha sasa namtumikia MUNGU wa Ibrahimu, Isaka na Yakobo kwa moyo na akili zangu zote.

Mapi said:

ha ha ha ha ha ah ha
tawire baba tawire umevipata

huo utabiri unanithibitishia ulivyo mganga mzuri

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Wewe ndio unafuatia ukamsaidie huko aliko. Plz get Reeeeedeeeeeee!!!!

Ntuzu said:

Ule Uganga Wa Tized NI kiboko!

Amemtoa baba yake msukule ndio anaemletea dawa kutoka mapolini!

Hatareeeeee!

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Hahahaaaa.. Mkuu wajinga ndio waliwao!!! Hii kazi ndio imetutesha vitambi unavyotuona navyo. Kama sasa ni msimu wa kuagiza kuku tu wa kienyeji na unga wa donna na Mhogo na hela kidogo kununulia mafuta na gesi you know!!!

kiwatengu said:

hahaha.. we mkali aisee hii huduma kuna wajanja wakipita hapa lazma wakuige
na watapiga hela za watu.



hakuna mtu aliyewahi kusalimika kwa kujaribu kuivuruga ndoa yangu. Mapi sitampa onyo zaidi ya mara mbili.

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Tized said:

Nimeshaacha sasa namtumikia MUNGU wa Ibrahimu, Isaka na Yakobo kwa moyo na akili zangu zote.

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whaaaaaaat?
nani kakuloga???

tumboo said:

Jamana!!!!!!

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nini tena....? ila usije ukaniazishia sread bure...!

kabanga said:

nini tena....? ila usije ukaniazishia sread bure...!

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Haaaaaaa amna bana

tumboo said:

Haaaaaaa amna bana

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nimeona sread moja unalalamikia jinsi yetu...!

kabanga said:

nimeona sread moja unalalamikia jinsi yetu...!

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Aaaaaaa kabanga kunasehem nmeweka lalamiko??? ile ni post tu kama zingine

Tized said:

Hahahaaaa.. Mkuu wajinga ndio waliwao!!! Hii kazi ndio imetutesha vitambi unavyotuona navyo. Kama sasa ni msimu wa kuagiza kuku tu wa kienyeji na unga wa donna na Mhogo na hela kidogo kununulia mafuta na gesi you know!!!

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dalili za usaliti zinaonekana
kakuhonga nini @ kiwatengu

Nililoga pasipologeka yalivyonigeuka nikajisalimisha kwa Yesu kwa usalama wangu. ushindwe na ulegee huko simoooooooo tena. Niko naburudika ndani ya Bwana!!!!

Mapi said:

whaaaaaaat?
nani kakuloga???

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Mapi acha hizo!!!

Mapi said:

dalili za usaliti zinaonekana
kakuhonga nini @ kiwatengu

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Tized said:

Nililoga pasipologeka yalivyonigeuka nikajisalimisha kwa Yesu kwa usalama wangu. ushindwe na ulegee huko simoooooooo tena. Niko naburudika ndani ya Bwana!!!!

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kiwatengu unayoyafanya sio mazuri, haiwezekani Tized abadilike ghafla hivi

Tized said:

Mapi acha hizo!!!

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rudisha hela, kuku, mbuzi na vyote nilivyokupa

Tized said:

Hahahaaaaa... kiwatengu mpuuze huyu mwanasiasa.... Kasinde is only for Tz.

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Ooooohhh!!! I feel gracious!!! thanks Tz, luv u

tumboo said:

Aaaaaaa kabanga kunasehem nmeweka lalamiko??? ile ni post tu kama zingine

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kwangu nimeona lalamiko, naanza kukuogopa, japo unavutia katika maongezi....

Mapi said:

kiwatengu unayoyafanya sio mazuri, haiwezekani Tized abadilike ghafla hivi

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Tized is an intelligent man! anapima kabla hajafanya...