Ukitaka kupima akili za Watanzania (Typical African minds) angalia nyuzi zinazotrend hapa jukwaani

[Kapeace]

Kapeace in the building baaaby!

Yani wewe sijui nikuweke kundi gani la mburula au genius? Chagua

 

[Black Sniper]

Vilaza wana nn kwani [emoji55]

Hawana lolote

 

[BICHWA KOMWE -]

MAXENCE MELLO furusha haya mavilaza MBURULAZ yaende huko yakatafunane.

Watuachie jukwaa letu watu tunaopenda kujifunza.

 

[Darlin]

Tulia uone mwenyekiti na kamanda wa Chama Depal akipambana [emoji23]

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]komandoo kabisa huyo
Haogopi shari wala vita

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Na Ole wenu niwaone kwenye Uzi wetu Wa masihara .


Simnajifanya sana?? Ole wenu

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Mkuu wee safisha Macho Mkuu.

Najuaa wee ni Man wa viwango vya kimataifa , wee ENDELEA kua hivohivo Wala usibadilike Mkuu !!.


Sasa nispokolezea na kapicha kidogo... Utanionaje Mimi Ni Mjinga!??.

Nikakaa nalo moyon, utajuaje Mimi mjinga?.

Huo ni utoto, I once rated you but it seems I was mistaken bro. You stoop too low kisa likes za mamanzi.

I never do nothing for nobody. Kama ni black ni black bro. IDGAF

 

[Darlin]

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Najitolea kuwashikia kiroba cha mawe

Mimi simo kwa kweli
Ugomvi haujawahi kua sehemu yangu, bora nisijibu mtu kuepusha kadhia

 

[Depal]

Nuksi. Yaani nyie mnatakiwa mfurushwee na kutokomea.

Mnachafua chukwaaa limejaa umburulazzzz

Ni ngumu kuwa serious duniani na hapa ndani 😂😂
Mchague kutusamehe au kutublock

 

[Hamza swakala]

Mkuu mleta mada ......naomba ulete thread ya ujasiliamali

 

[Darlin]

Nipo tayari, nina chemical suits, bullet proof vests, RPGs, ICBMs, Kalashnikovs n.k

Aahh leo umeamua aiseee

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Usitufokee. Nililetwa duniani kwa sababu wazaz wangu walipendana. Kwann mm nimpende mtoto wa mama mkwe

Zero brain at your best. Ungana na wenzio

 

[Depal]

Basi jaman naachana na mishangazi
Si kuna wajomba pia lakini[emoji16]

Wajomba? Vibaba 🤣

 

[Lucha]

Wengine ni wamama wakubwa na mashangazi pia
Ndio upate picha ilivyo mkuu

Hhhaha ila kweli kuna wamama nao ni wahuni kishenzi yaani unaweza kufikiri unajadili mada za mapenzi na kadada ka 18-35 y/o kumbe unabembelezana na shangazi yako sijui ukikuatana nae utamwambia nini

 

[Dahan]

Chairperson wa nini tena ? Usichukulie mambo serious.. sie makuli tunakuja kupunguza stress hakuna jambo serious hapa.. wala hakuna mahusiano humu mkuu.. siwezi teseka na bahasha kitaaa na humu nije teseka kichwa

Umeshaambiwa tafuta sehemu yenye exposure uchange your mindset😂😂😂...
Mtu anasema hajui unakutana na exposure kiasi gani au unajifunza mangapi per day kuna mda unahitaji kurelax 😂😂😂
Kumbe humu jeiefu kuna watoa ilimu wa degree, masters hadi phd na umeniachaa tuu bro husemi😂😂

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Mkuu mleta mada ......naomba ulete thread ya ujasiliamali

Kuna jukwaa lake nenda huko utazikuta.

 

[Depal]

Jitahidini muwe mna make up na watu wanaojielewa na wenye exposure wabadilishe mindset zenyu

Sawa mjomba

 

[Palina]

Uko bright, kudos to you 💪🙏. Ila na wewe use una andika nyuzi.

Sina shida ya kuleta humu ndo maana huoni napost

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Sawa mjomba

Nikutukane 🤣🤣

 

[Mamba_Mtoni]

Why so serious!?

 

[Darlin]

Shida we huelewi sio simping hio ni jocking tu mkuuu si simping maana watu hawako serious hata mm sipogo serious maana huku watu hatujuani ndo maana ya fake id

Umesema wewe hauko serious ila watu wako serious sana tu ila kwenye kadamnasi wakavuuuu
Ya PM yanaachwaga huko maana