Ulishawahi kula tunda kimasihara?
Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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Hongera ila madem wa kenya nawajua wengi wabovu na very cheap 😁
 
Kuna workshop moja nlihudhuria jijini apa apa ambapo nimekuja kikazi kwa mda mm naishi mkoani. Sasa ile workshop facilitator walikua wawili Mwanaume 1 mwanamke 1 tumwite Q. Uyu dada alikua n mzuri jamani, sura, tako mwili, rangi, mguu kujua kuvaa na ana mwili mkubwa kiasi dizain mm napenda. Sasa ile workshop ilikua na phase 3 kila phase wiki 1 mm nimeingia phase ya 2 so ya kwanza sikuwepo. Hii ilifanya niwe na maswali mengi ana na sababu nipo kwenye industry nili attract attention ya watu wengi sana siku ile sababu ya maswali ambayo nlikua nauliza na majibu nliyokua natoa so watu wengi walitaka kujua nafanya nini, nmesoma wapi nk hivyo vyote kwangua haikua shida.

Siku moja Q akaniambia nitoe uzeofu wangu kwenye issue moja ambayo ilikua n ajenda ya worskshop kwa siku hiyo na hakika nlitendea vema na kila mtu alifurahi saaana maana niltoa mifano lukuki pia mm sababu nipo kwenye sekta tofauti na theme ya ile workshop ila contentwise ilikua similar sana na moja ya watu wali appreciate alikua huyu Q. Baada ya pale mm nikawa kama facilitator najibu maswali napiga nao story wote wawili kama mm n staff pale lakin mm ni mgeni tu napita. Tukawa tumezoeana nao wote na sababu ya experience yangu ya shule na pia kazi wote tulihisi kama tuko level moja kwamba vijana, wasomi na wanafanya vitu vya kueleweka kwenye jamii so ma story yakawa mengi pale. Mda wote uu nawaza nikimtongoza Q ntaharibu Cv wacha nimsome kwanza ila akili ishaclick uyu lazma nimalize. Workshop ikaisha mm nikarudi zangu mkoani, baada ya 2 weeks Q akanipigia simu kuwa nije workshop ya 3 na hiyo ndo itajustfy kupata certificate of attendance, nikaongea na bosi akaelewea mm nikaja town kushiriki. This time ndo tukawa tumezeoana akawa ananipa assignment zake binafsi nimsaidie, mara atake kunirudisha hoteli na ndiga yake mm nachek tu alivojaa ghafla. Ila kiukweli mm mwemyewe nlikua na enjoy mtoto mkali kunishobokea vile in a friendly way ila kumpa tamko moyo unasita maana ashanisimuliaga wanaume wanavokutana nae at first either kwa ajili ya kazi na issue zingine za kijamii na wakimtongoza wanavomkataga stimu. Sasa kiukweli nlikua naogopa ku fell into the same trap, nikasema nakausha tu wacha tuone itakuaje. Workshop ikaisha mm nikarudi zangu mkoa tukawa tunachat.

Kama after 2 weeks tena kulikua na Annual conference Arusha AICC pale (code kapuni) ambapo mm n mwanachama wa theme ya io conference so nlienda kwa budget yangu (ofisini walinipa ruhusa tu ila gharama wakagoma kulipa). Cenference iliku ana attendance ya watu kama 500 ivi kumbe na wao walienda maana taasisi yao ilikua ni moja ya Ma sponsors so walikuaja watatu, yy Q, Bosi wake ( alitugawia vyeti last time kwenye workshop) na yule facilitator mwenzake. Basi tukafurahi sana na mm ndo nikawa mpiga picha wao sasa na go to person in case wakitaka chochote maana mm Arusha nishakaa sana kipind nafanya kazi last year so mitaa na code zote najua so io ikafanya yy awe na ukaribu na mm zaid kipind hiko. Siku zote za conference mjuba navaa suti tu akawa anashangaa sana hahah eti dahhh kumbe ww n VIP ivo, kuna jina la utani akaanza kuniiita had leo (jina kapuni).Basi tukawa close tunakaa wote, ndo akanijua kwa ukaribu Zaidi na nikamsimulia sasa vitu vyangu personal ambavo kipind cha mwanzo sikua nmemwambia Q akawa anafurahi sana. Ilifika point akaniambia niwajoin pale kwenye taasis yao ( hi debate ilikua ndefu sana) mm nakataa namwambia mm uchum wapi na wapi wakati mm nipo kwenye mambo ya afya badae akanielewa. Basi ile siku ya mwisho waka propose tutoke out for a fawerell nikasema poa apo sina wazo lolote Zaidi ya kujenga urafiki tu.

Tumeenda place moja kama unaenda Njiro kule pale cozy sana af hakuna watu wengi n 1 au 2 tu ila pakali sana tulikua watu 5, mm, Q, yule mwenzake wa ofisini na Rafiki zao 2 walisoma wote zaman ila walikutana nao pia kwenye conference (moja dem moja mwanaume). Story story pale za mambo ya nchi kwa ujumla na namna sahihi ya kuongoza watu kikawa kimewaka. Fresh mm napiga Lite tu bia ya taifa Q anacheza na shots za JD kimoyomoyo nasema leo unyama sana yule jamaa mwingine swala tano mwamba anakunywa chai, hao wengine Savanna na mwingine castle lite. Tume chill chill pale yule dem Rafiki yao akapigiwa simu akasepa, yule jamaa swala 5 nae imefika saa 4 kasepa kasema amechoka akasepa na Rafiki yale msela. Wakasema nyie malizieni hata hivyi mna mengi ya kuongea hii kauli Q alicheka sana, mm sikujali sana nikasema poa. Tumebaki wawili pale story stoy had saa 6. Akanisimulia wanaume walimvotenda na ambavo siku izi hawamiiniki, Maisha yake binafsi niseme tu n wale wadada walikuzwa vizuri, familia bora na wanajielewa sana hata shots apo akawa ameacha kunywa anakunywa maji tu. Imefika kama saa 7 kasoro ivi akasema nimsindikize akalale. Tukare quest in Indrive haoo had hoteli kwake.

Nmefika akasema twende ukapone sasa apa ndo kimoyomyoo nikasema mhh Leo ndo leo Q mboka majaribu, apo tayari kichwa cha chin kipo juu. Tumeingia chumba kinanukia manukato sio poa nkaenda washroom kujieka sawa narudi nakuta kaswitch kavaa leggings ( ugonjwa wangu uu) na Jezi ya Yanga juu. Q kanipa maji nimekaa kwenye kochi yy kitandani story zinaendelea aftr a while nikamwambia Q nataka kuondoka, Can I hug you goodbye ? Akastuka kwa kufurahi mm nikanyanyuka na yey akasimama nikamhug kama 2 minutes sisem I kitu ivi namcheck iv jicho nyaya nikasogeza mdomo nikala mate. Zikaanza purukushani pale toa nguo dem kanpa BJ ya maana. Jaman hawa wadada Corporate wazuri af wanavojua kuoga na awe stimulated enough show zao sio mchezo. Dem n mzuri mno apo najikaza nisikojoe kabla ya tendo. Imefika nataka kuingiza dem akanistopisha, akaanza ohh wanaume nyinyi hamridhiki najua una dem ( nlimwambia nna mtu) ndo akaanza ohh mm nmetokea kukupenda sijawai feel ivi kwa mwanaume for so long. Alikua na bf wake wakaachana jamaa akaenda kuoa ila ndoa yake haikua nzuri so anamtongoza tena ila dem hataki. Mm apo kimya tu akasema I am really feel you (Jina langu) na sijamake love since February this year please go slowly. Akatoa ndom kwenye droo (zile za lodge) akazirusha kitandani. Asee nlisikia kama nmeshnda biko pale pale nyonya sana mwili mzima esp zile chuchu mviringo na alkua kavaa zile chup zenye zinapita katikat ya matako asee nlipagawa yaaan dahhhhh kama siamini ivi. Nikapiga cha kwanza tukapiga story, cha 2 then cha tatu, K ipo tight mileage ndogo sana yaani nlijihis mwenye bahati. kuchek time apo saa 11 alfajiri akasema nilale tu mjubaa nikagoma, nikamwambia yule work mate wako akiniona itakua noma ndo nikasepa kurudi kwangu kesho yake nikarudi zangu mkoa naofanya kazi

From that day tunawasiliana kama wapenz na tuna promsie ya kufanya dili nyingi in future na hanipi pressure ya kumuacha mpenz wangu ila anafukuza mwiz kimya kimya. So na mim nimemweka kwenye rotation nikija tena jijin naomba tena. Over

nlichogundua dem usimshobokee mapema kingono ghafla ghafla, af pia just be charming unachukua sana points
Asee una visa vizuri kinoma
 
Nipo kikazi mkoa XXX kwenye shirika moja lakin mradi unafanyika mikoa 2 ambayo yote naisimamia mim mwenyewe. Siku nipo home kuna ndugu yangu anasoma degree chuo uo mkoa mwingine akapost picha ya rafiki yake yeye anasoma diploma sio wanasoma nae anamuwish Happy birthday. Manz mkali saaana, katimia kila idara sura, shape, rangi nikamcheck ndugu yangu apa vip niombee namba nimsalimie, akaongea akakubali nikatumwa namba. Nikampigia nikajitambulisha nikamsfia na kumpa salam za birthday na nin yakaisha siku zikaenda. Overtime nikawa namchek namsalimia tuna chat chat hapa na pale akawa na hamu sana ya kuniona baada ya kujua nafanya kazi so ela ya mboga atapata, pia n kama I am familiar person sababu yule ndugu yangu aliyeniunganisaha nae ya uyu manz n family friend hata uo mkoa wanapotoka.

Long story short kama baada ya 2 month nikapata safari kwenda huo mkoa ambao pia nasimamia mradi na huwa tukiend tunafikia hoteli kali sana ya nyota 4 kwa uo mkoa so it’s a big deal mtu ukimwambia unalala apo. Lazma ajue tu si haba sio chenji zipo, so nlifika jpili jioni nikamchek akasema tuonane j4 Akitoka class na kweli siku ikafika mm nimemaliza mishe zangu akanichek ohh ndo najiandaa nije nikasema poa. Pale hoteli niliyofikia kwa pembeni kulikua na pub/lounge kali tu ya kishua na hata bei za zimechangamka sana so nikasogea pale nikaagiza bia nikawa napiga mdgo mdgo nikamtumia location, in 1 hour time akafika. Ebana kusema ukweli manz n mkali kavaa kigauni flani chepesi na strips black af chin kava araba flan kamech na gauni, paja linaonekana alivokaa akatoa khanga akajifunika kuua soo maana alikua ana attract sana attention pale. Binafsi mm sikua na mpango wa kula tunda ile siku nlitaka tu tupige story tujuane then mengine yaendelee taratibu alaf kesho nlikua na kazi as nipo field na watu wangu so I kept it neutral. Kaja waiter pale dem kaagiza Four cousins wine, me namchek tu nikaagiza msosi tukala, me nakula bia tu. Since kafka saa 11 jioni by saa 3 na nusu usiku nmeagiza four cousin ya 2 apo inakaribia saa 4 usiku nikamwambia twende sehem nyingine kwenye mziki tukamalize siku apa pametosha akasema af yeye anataka shisha and kuna lounge mpya imefunguliwa pia ipo close by af kali sana nikasema poa twende. Kabla ya hapo nikasema twende hoteli chumbani nirudishe simu 1 maana nna simu 2 so sikua na haja ya kwenda nazo zote mda huo na kwa mawazo yangu nikajua atasema nakusubiri naona na yeye kanyanyuka ananifuata basi hao hadi room. Naingia pale wahudum wanashangaa nmetoa wapi pisi kali ivi wakati wananipa zile Key Card za kufungulia mlango tu mm sina time nao. Tumefika room dem kanza ohh sijawahi ingia ii hotel leo ndo first time, kaenda washroom katoka kajilaza kitandani ohh the bed is nice ohh una charger ya Iphone nikampa. Me nikavua shat vaa Tshirt nikapuliza perfume nikamwambia twende akasema naacha pochi na ile chupa ya 2 ya Four cousins ilobaki akaicha yupo ohh ntaipitia vyote tukirudi mimi sikuwaza sana nikasema poa hata sikuwaza chochote. Nadhani alipagawa tu na mm nilivyo hahahah.

Tumefika kaagiza Flying Fish, likaja Shisha pale anavuta me namchek tu mimi nikaendeleza bia, tumekaa kama 1 hour tu akaanza ohh naskia usingiz nikasema tusepe haoo vuum had hotel. Nikajua anachukua vitu anasepa uyoo kavua nguo zote kaingia bafuni mm nipo zangu tu bed mda huo akawa kajui namna ya ku switch on heater sasa si ndo kuniita dohh naingia ivi kumuona tu asee sikuamini asee dem alivoumbika na mimi nika undress nikamjoin pale pale kwenye jacuzi basi ndugu msomaji tukaoga nikapiga cha kwanza bafuni ( one of romatic sex I ever had i my life yy mwenyewe bado anaota ii ndoto, it was soo good) tukaja room nikapiga cha 2 tukalala ( Apa nliuza mechi mazee). Kesho nimeamka nikapiga cha 3. Dereva kaja hoteli kanipitia nikaoga nataka kusepa namuuliza unaenda chuo yuko ohh ntaenda jioni nikaona kanogewa uyu nikafungua wallet nikampa 40K nikamwambia by saa 8 mchana ntakua nmerudi nlivotoka nikaweka kile ki tag cha do not disturb kwenye kitasa nnje ili watu wa usafi wasilete nongwa. Kweli nmerudi kama 8 na nusu mchana namkuta anachat tu na simu ohh apa kuna wireless sijaboreka kabisa mm namchek tu nikaweka kifo cha mende nikapiga cha mwisho. Tumemaliza tukaoga pale kwenye saa 10 ivi tukatoka hao had sehem moja ivi tukala msosi nikamwitia bajaji nimkampa tena 30k ya nauli ndo akasepa.

Long story short, ilibid nicheck out hotelini Friday dem akakomaa nikaondoka jpili jioni na izo weekend zoote ilikua n show show tu maana nlihama hoteli nyingine nzuri ila sio kama ile ya kwanza. From there akawa ndo dem wangu bahati nzuri/mbaya nikaja kuhama kazi nikaenda mkoa mwigine kusin mwa Tanzania nlivosettle nikamtumia nauli akaja likizo moja kule akakaa tena 1 week akarudi zake. But had leo n dem wangu nipo nae japo mahusiano yetu n long distance.
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Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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Huu mkutano wa Dar naukumbuka, nina mwanamke wangu Shinyanga namla alienda na akawa hapokei cm, nahisi alifirimbwa, amekaa kihuni kwanza msenge yule ila mtamu sana, roho inaniuma🤣
 
SALAAM , WANAMIZAGAMUANO

Tulikutana Club na huyu bibie alikuwa anakunywa juice na mimi sikumbuki vzr i think Bavaria ndo kinywaji changu pendwa by then wote tumekaa reception main stage kuna burudan za hapa na pale tukawa tunacomment kuhusu zile show zinazoendelea pale jukwaan ikatokea tukawa na kabond ndan ya muda mfupi kama tumejuana kitambo nilitoka kwenda msalan dkk chache kurud namkuta bibie analalamika kuna mtu kamwaga kinywaj chake i was like , "agiza tu tena mi nitakulipia " i think hapa nikachukua poin 3 za away
baada ya muda ikawa kujimwaga stejin bibie akaniita stejin twende tukayarudi mayenu ili kuonyesha sina papara nikamwambia nenda nitakuja baadae but sikuenda nikauchuna tuu ( point 3 za home) that was end of day 1.
DAY 2 Tulikuja kuonana tena same place baada ya wiki kama 2 hv akanichangamkia sana nami nikamchangamkia ikawa full shangwe siku hiyo mpk muda wa kurud home nikamsindikiza kwake mida kama ya saa 9 usiku hivi nikachoma had ndan bas mtoto si akaanza mikogo mara kubadili nguo mbele yangu nikamwambia why between my upwiru you are passing arround usije kuniona mi foward butu kama Jobe wa Simba nikamrukia mpaka kitandan mtoto anahema juu juu tu kumbe utelezii zamaaaani ,
Dj naomba nipigie Amelowa ya Harmonize.
sio kimasihala hii elewa neno kimasiala
 
Naona humu zimebaki stori za Nokia tochi, sijui Siemens...... Embu ngoja na mimi nishee moja ya stori zangu za kula kimasihara

Nakumbuka kipindi hicho ndio nimeanza kazi, nimepanga kageto kangu na kasebule. Sebuleni kuna TV tu na kakochi flani kakisela na nilikuwa na tabia ikifika mida ya saa tatu kwenda mbele nahamishia TV chumbani

Eneo nililokuwa naishi kulikuwa kuna wapangaji wengi sana, na kati ya hao wapangaji kulikuwa na mpangaji mmoja mbulu. Mtoto ni mzuri, sio mrefu sana lakini ana unywele kutoka Baghdad, pua kutoka Basra na rangi kutoka Najaf, chuchu ndogo kama za mtoto wa form 2. Kiufupi huyo mwanadafada kila kitu amepata kutoka Iraq, kasoro tako tu ndio ameiba kutoka usukumani ama kwa wahaya.

Huyu mtoto alikuwa ni wale mabinti ambao wapo mjini wamepanga chumba, na unakuta weekend flani inakuja njemba kwake, halafu siku za kazi huioni tena. Kiufupi mimi nilikuwa namchukulia kama hawara wa jamaa kwani huyo jamaa pia kuna baadhi ya weekend alikuwa haji pale tunapoishi. Huyu binti alikuwa anaringa kiaina, nadhani ni kutokana na uzuri wake na huduma anazopatiwa na jamaa yake, kwani nilikuja kujua baadae kwamba huyu mzichi anafanya kazi kwenye mashirika ya kiserikali na mpunga anao wa kutosha.

Huyu binti alikuwa ni mzuri sana na mwanaume yoyote mzima angemtamani, lakini kwa jinsi nilivyo mimi huwa hata kama natamani demu huwa si mshobokeaji sana, kwa hiyo hata mazoea kati yangu mimi na yeye yalikuwa ni salamu tu, kuchangiashana hela ya umeme na stori mbili tatu.

Siku moja nipo geto mida ya saa 3 usiku nacheki TV chumbani, nikasikia hodi ya sauti ya kike inagongwa nikasema karibu, nikaona kimya mtu haingii, nikatoka sebuleni nikasogea hadi mlangoni, nilipochungulia nje ili kujua ni nani huyo, nikakuta ni jirani.

Nirudi nyuma kidogo, siku za nyuma huyu dada alipohamia hapo kwenye nyumba niliyokuwa ninaishi niliwahi kumchombeza huyu demu na kumkaribisha geto, akanijibu we kaka jiheshimu, basi tangu siku hiyo ikawa ni salamu tu, na baadaye ikawa ni salamu na kuombana viberiti n.k. Kama kawaida ya mabachela nikawa naendelea kuvusha watoto wazuri na yeye akishuhudia baadhi matukio.

Baada ya kuchungulia mlangoni na kukuta ni jirani Mwarabu wa Karatu nikamuuliza vipi, unataka kiberiti, akajibu hapana, ninaomba nije kuangalia mchezo/tamthiliya ya kibongo, nikamwambia karibu, basi akaingia, nikamwambia lakini mwenzio nilikuwa naagalizia TV chumbani, kwa kusitasita, mtoto akaingia chumbani. Nikamuuliza huwa unaifuatilia huu mchezo, siku nyingine huwa unaangalia wapi, akasema huwa naangalia kwangu ila TV imegoma kuwaka.

Basi kwa kuwa mimi huwa sifuatilii tamthiliya za kibongo nikawa nimelala tu kitandani, binti yeye anaangalia tamthiliya akiwa amekaa kitandani. Nikasema ngoja niwe gentleman kwa mgeni.

Niwe mkweli, mwanzo wakati huyu binti anaingia chumbani, sikuwa na wazo kabisa la kumgonga, maana kiukweli majibu yake ya siku ile ya kuniambia nijiheshimu yalinikera sana. Lakini kadiri ya muda ulivyokuwa unakwenda, nikaanza kuingiwa na mawazo ya kibaharia, nikaanza kumwangalia kwa kuibia, ndipo nilipogundua na yeye akili yake kwa sehemu kubwa haikuwa kwenye kuangalia mchezo.

Nikamua kwenda toilet na kurudi ndani, ile narudi ndani ndio nagundua kuwa kumbe huyu kiumbe alikuwa amevaa nguo ambazo zinavulika kirahisi, alikuwa hajavaa jeans tight (hilo tu ndio naweza kusema). Baada kama ya dakika 5 mchezo ukaisha nikaona yule binti kama anataka kusema kitu lakini anasita, baada ya dakika kadhaa mbele akawa anaaga aondoke, nikamwambia poa usiku mwema (hapa akili yangu kichwani ilikuwa inasema akiwa serious anaondoka, hafiki mlangoni namrukia namrudisha, leo lazima agegedwe mtu hapa, lakini wakati huo huo nasema ngoja na yeye nimringie kiaina, kichwani bado nakumbuka majibu mabovu aliyowahi kunipa) .

Pamoja na kuaga nikaona mtoto haondoki, nikawa namuangalia kwa kuibia na yeye anaangalia TV. Ikapita nusu saa tena akaaga nikazuga kama sijasikia, tukaendela kuwa bize kimawazo (sijui yeye alikuwa anawaza nini, ili mimi nilikuwa nawaza lazima nimgegede leo)

Basi safari hii akaaga huku ananyanyuka, akawa anatoka kama hataki kutoka, nikamwambia unaenda wapi, akasema naenda kulala, nikamwambia kwani hapa hakuna kitanda cha kulala, akawa anajiumauma, nikanyanyuka, nikashuka kitandani, nikamshika mkono huku namvutia kwa bedi naona anakuja, nikaenda sebuleni nikafunga mlango nikamkuta demu yupo kwa bedi amepanda kabisa, nikapanda na mimi kitandani, nikaanza kumpiga mabusu ya nje (sio denda), huku mikono inapita kiunoni na kuminya minya makalio laini ya huyu mtoto mzuri.

Tukaendelea kupiga foreplay baada ya kila mtu kutupa nguo zake huko, nikapiga finga za kutosha huku nanyonya chuchu zake zenye ukubwa wa ngumi ya Mwakinyo, wakati huo demu anagumia na kutoa milio isiyoeleweka. Nikampiga ndimi kila kona ya mwili ikiwemo masikioni, shingoni, tumboni, kitovuni, mapajani, magotini, kasoro kwenye K.

Baada ya foreplay ya kama zaidi ya dakika 30, demu akawa anaomba dyudyu, nikasema kweli leo mbuzi kafia kwa mpika supu, nikashuka chini ya kitanda, nikaingiza mkono kwenye begi,nikachomoa zana ya kazi nikarudi kitandani. Shughuli ya kuchana mbao ikaanza, ilipigwa show baada ya kama dakika 20 round ikaisha, ikabidi tupumzike.

Nikamtania demu vipi huendi kulala kwako, akasema kwani hapa hamna kitanda, nikacheka na yeye akacheka. Baadae tena, game ikafufuliwa tena, ikapigwa show hapa zaidi ya 45 minutes ambayo iliibidi tupumzike bila hata ya kufika mountain kilimanjaro (kwa upande wangu) ila demu, anaonekana alikuwa kajijojolea vya kutosha maana yeye ndio aliyeomba poo.

Baada ya dakika kadhaa nikataka niliamshe dude, demu akawa anasema amechoka, basi mimi nikaa kaa kitandani, nikapitiwa na usingizi, kwenye saa 8 usiku nastuka, naona mtu analishika shika dyudyu huku analinyonya. Nikaamka, show ikaanza upya.....kwa Ufupi huyu demu nilimgonga siku hiyo kwa hasira, kesho yake saa 11 alfajiri ikabidi awahi geto kwake majirani wasijeshitukia mchezo.

Kuanzia siku hiyo, nikawa nikataka kumgonga, au akitaka kugongwa ananitumia meseji nataka nije kuangalia tamthiliya, au mimi namwambia njoo uangalie tamthiliya. Akija show inapigwa ya kukamuana ute ute mwilini.

Demu baadae alikuja kuhama sehemu tuliyokuwa tunaishi na tukapotezana kimawasiliano.
Story nzuri sema umezingua kuacha kulamba k Kwa ulimi
 
Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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Ungeunganisha bao fala ww
 
Last year mwishoni nlienda conference mambo ya Afya iliyofanyika moja ya nchi zilizopo kusin mwa Afrika ambayo ilikua na watu kama 5000 ambao wengi n kutoka nnchi za Afrika wana hudhuria, na mm nikiwa mmoja wapo. Katika hotel niliyofikia tulikua watu kama 50+ ivi ambao wote tunahuddhuria io conference. Sasa asubuhi wakati wa kwenda ukumbini kuna shuttle ambazo asubuhi zinatuchukua kutupeleka ukumbini na jioni zinaturudisha. Siku ya 2 ya conference asubuh kwenye shuttle nikaa na binti mmoja from Nigeria tumwite M wakati wa kwenda ukumbini tukajikuta tunapiga sana mastory kuhusu uzoefu wa vitu tunavofanya had watu wa nyuma yetu waliokua wanaskia wakaomba nao kuhusishwa kwenye maongezi. Haikua issue maana tuna hudhuria conference kujifunza. M n mdada flan classic iv sio mrefu, sio mfupi, sio mnene sio mwembamba (ana miguu mizzuri sana jamani ) na yy n mfamasia ila katika stori akatokea tu kunikubali na mm pia alinivutia n wale wadada pure class u can tell ni modern women ila sio mshamba maana ana exposure maana anavaa vizuri, ananukia na she talk sense yaan utapenda, basi akawa rafiki yangu tokea siku io, Asubuh tunakutana hoteli kwenye Breakfast, mchana kwenye korido na Lunch ukumbini na jioni kwenye Dinner, Of cuz nliwaza kama opportunity ipo nimalize ila sikutaka kuonesha ufisi mapema sana. Sasa kuna siku kweye harakati za kuswitch venue za session nakutana na M yupo na mdada mwingine mkenya tumwite Q akanitambulisha pale na kunipa masifa kibaooo mm nawacheki tu tukapiga story na picha then tuka exchange contacts af mm nikaachana nao. Q na M walisoma wote Masters UK chuo kimoja na ufadhili wao wote ulitoka kwa taasis moja so walikua wameshibana haswa. Conference ikaisha nikarud zangu Tz kuendelea na maisha fresh. Yule Q sio mzuri wa sura ila shape mashalaah af ana mwili ivi uyo M n ki portable ila mzuri. Nikiwa Tz nikawa na chat sana na M issue za kawaida na tukawa tunashirikishana tu opportunity za apa na pale. Mara nyingi kuchat n whatsaap au imessage basi siiku zinasonga life goes on. Yule Q nklijaribu kuchat nae ila akawa ha respond nikaamua kumpotezea mazima na kua na view tu status zake whatsaap.



Juzi Ijumaa kulikua na mkutano apa Dar ambao ulikutanisha wadau wanawake waliopo kwenye uongozi kwenye sekta ya Afya ulifanyika ukumbi maarufu apo posta city center ambao watu kutoka zaidi ya nnchi 50 tofauti duniani walihudhuria. Nikiwa sina hili wala lile inaingia Text whatsaap, “Hi Stiffler I am in Dar for Conference can I say hello” kuchek n Yule Q duhh basi tukachat sana nikambwambia napoishi then aka propose jmosi tumeet akitoka nikasema poa. First nikawaza nimpeleke hotel kali tupige msosi na mastory then nimrudishe hoteli kwake ila kweye story akawa anataka kwenda Wavuvi Kemp ( madem wa +254 hawa nomaa endelea kusoma) au samaki samaki. Akasema yuko n wenzake pia wakenya wanataka waka enjoy Dar maana inasikfika sana kwa bata. Alishawai kwenda Samaki samaki masaki ila kaskia jamaa Yule Yule wa samaki kafungua sehem inaitwa Wavuvi. Sasa na zile mvua siku ile nika suggest twende tu samaki samaki masaki maana Dj mzuri, af chakula pia kizuri maana walikua hawajala akakubali. Mjuba nikawasha gari had walipofikia nikawakuta wote wa 3 wapo chumbani kwa Q wakanikaribisha ndani nikatambulishwa, kwanza to my supsrise madem wanakunywa Konyagi tena ile ya kati( nikawa surprised) Q akaniambia usijali tumezoea izi mambo hatulewi kirahisi nikacheka tu hata kesho tutawahi conference. Basi story kiaina hao wacha gari had samaki masaki. Tumechill pale agiza msosi tukala mm nakunywa local beer wao wamechukua Abslolute Vodka nawacheki tu. Piga ma story ww sasa ukimtoa Q rafiki zake wawili tumwite A na P. Uyu A kama Q sura mbovu ila shape noma ila uyu P kidgo sura nzuri na alikua na shape iv af yy alionesha interest kutaka kunijua kidgo so na mm nikawa naongea nae mda mwingi maana Q na A walikua bize kutaka viuno maana Dj alikua anapiga ngoma kali sana af madem wa Kenya wanamwelewa Diamond saana kuliko sisi na nyimbo zoote wanaimba kuanzia Enjoy na ile Shu mm nawacheki tu. So Q na A mda mwingi wakawa wanacheza mm na P tunaongea. Baada ya kilevi kuingia had tone na maongez yakabadilika na hapo ndo nikaona uwezekano wa kuwakilisha taifa upo. Kwenye maongezi P akaniuliza Umeoa, nikjibu No, nikajibu time tu haijafika yuko ohh TZ guys n players hata Diamond si unaona alivo amezaa hovyo hovyo nikamwambia sio kweli mm nna sababu zangu akawa anakomaa nimpe mm nikawa namzuga zuga tu. Ila Nikambwambia nna GF ambae natarajia kumwoa. Muda wote hapo mda mwingi tunaongea kiingereza tu hata wale madem wa TZ waliokua pembeni yetu wakawa wanatuangakia kama hawaelewi na hata akija waiter anaanzia kwanza kwangu af ndo namshirikisha Q. Sasa muda ukafika wale madem kuondoka wakataka walipe Bill yote peke yao nikagoma mm (akili za madem nazijua hawakaii kunitoa points) nikatoa card na wao card so ile bil nusu nikalipa mm na wao nusu iliyobaki ( bill flan mlima kwa wanaoenda samaki samaki mnajua hali ilivo pale) then tukondoka nikawachukua haoo had hoteli nikawaacha.


sasa kesho yake sasa nikajikuta nachat sana na uyu P ( nadhan she felt comfortable) akanisifiaa sana how gentleman I am, sijui niko educated na najua how to treat a woman nikahis ii faulo ii. Kwenye kuchat nikamwambia akitoka anicheck basi kweli ilikua jpili. Akanichek nikaenda nae Hotel maarufu karib sana na pale ukumbuni nikakae nae sasa ndo namwona vizuri asee, Dem flan black beauty tako, mguu ngozi imenawiri nn dah kimoyo moyo nasema huu mwaka wa kuforce huu. Tumechill pale Q tunakunywa wine had saa 3 usiku akapigiwa siimu na wenzake akawaambia kakutana na mm mjini ghafla af nimempeleka kula mdudu (Ilikua kamba tu nlimpanga) basi Yule Q akanichek whatsaap kwann sijawastua nikawapa location waje wakaniambia wameenda wavuvi labda niwafuate kule. Nikawaza kesho j3 job nikienda wavuv apa sitoboi basi nikamwambia mm namleta uyu ila sitakaa akasema poa. Basi tumetoka pale dem akasema nimpeleke hoteli akabidilishe mm sawa, vuuum had hoteli kwake nikazuga namsubiir kwenye gar dem akagoma akasema twende room tukaenda. Tumefika nakuta pakti ya fegi ipo nusu na konyangi ndogo ipo nikachukua ile nnusu nikamwambia kumbe you smoke yupo yess on my private time sipend watu wajue nikasema poa, nikamimina ile nyagi nikawa naipiga mdgo mdgo na maji. Baada ya kama nusu saa pale kimtindo akili zikawa zishangamka nikasema ngoja nijiongeze. Nikamwambia did I ever tell your beautiful yuko akanisogelea et please tell me nn umevutiwa na mimi. Nikmsifia pale jinsi ambavo ana ngozi nzuri kumbe dem anaendaga spa ndo kuniambia sasa, nikamsfia ambavo she is go getter na anajiamini sasa kuna namna alikua ananiangalia kwa macho romantic ivi kiwiz wizi af anacheka had nikawa najistukia. Akaenda kuoga karudi mm nipo upande wa sitting room nachat tu yy chumbani. Nikaskia kaniita nimfunge zipu ya nyuma kwenye mgongo, alikua akavaa kitop cha leather kitovu wazi na bonge la mini kama n mwanaume kamili lazma mnara usome 5G. nikamwambia Q u look sexy like James Bond wife. Akacheka eti kwa io ww ndo unataka kua James Bond nikacheka tu yuko speak out Stifler I am listening, this time akawa kanigeukia tunaangaliana sasa ikapita kimya kama sekunde 20 ivi nikasogeza ulimi nikala mate piga touch piga touch za kutosha nikaanza kumvua nguo hakusita ila ilipofika kwenye chupi akanipiga stop akaenda zima taa af akaniuliza swali moja kama nimepima HIV and if I know my status. Jibu lilikua Yes akaenda kwa Begi lake la nguo akatoa pakti 1 ya condom ( kimoyo moyo nasema leo nimepatikana). Apo Q kapiga simu anauliza tupo wapi nikamwambia mm nipo parking bado masubiri P arudi nije nae (huku namwangalia nacheka). Apo apo sim ya P ikaita (whatsaap call) kuchek Q anapiga akaimute tu akasema lets make it quick. Ile kauli ilinipa ushujaa sana nlitomba kimoja tu cha faster ambacho sikukawia sana nadhan sababu ya ule mzuka na kale ka uoga maana sijawahi kukutana na madem wenye confidence za ivi japokua akili ishastuka.

Baada ya pale akasema tukaoge wote nikawa kama naona noma ivi akanishika mkono vumm had bafuni tukaoga tukavaa tukasepa had wavuvi. Kufika pale Q na A washawaka wanauliza ohh mbona umechelewa akasema alikua haoni hereni yake 1 so kaitafuta mda mrefu sana hadi kuipata. Basi pale mm nikasema jaman kesho mm job sitokaa sana wakaanza ohh sijawachek nimemtoa mwenzao nikamwambia uyu nmekutana nae juu kwa juu sikua na ratiba nae wakaguna guna na kutania but badae wakaelewa tu poa. Nikanywa bia 1 tu by saa 6 kasoro mm nikasepa nikawaacha pale. Nafika home text za P ohh I will miss you please come to Nairobi you will have fun with me blah blah kibao. Kesho yake wametoka meeting saa 10 jioni wakaenda straight Airport ndege yao ya 3 usiku kurudi 254. Saiv tunachat sana na P sina hakika kama Q anajua au hajui but who cares, nmewakilisha taifa.



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Brother uko slow sana,ilitakiwa uwe umepiga huyo P & Q mara nyingi.
 
Wasaalam wanajamvi,
Katika harakati za uhangaikaji wa hapa na pale nimejikuta nimeyakimbia makazi yangu na kujikuta nipo wilaya jirani ila the same region.Sasa katika moja na mbili za kutafuta japo makazi ya muda mfupi nikawa nimepata nyumba nzima mpya bado ipo wazi ila ikiwa na mfumo wa masters.Basi baada ya kulipia chumba likabaki suala la kuifanyia usafi mazingira ya ndani na nje.Nikawa nimeanzia mazingira ya nje ambako nilitafuta vijana wa mtaani wakapasafisha nikawa nimewalipa ujira wao.Kuhusu usafi wa ndani kuna mdau akanishauri nitafute mwanamke na kigezo kikubwa ni kwamba usafi wa ndani utahitaji mambo kama kudeki ambako kwa mwanamke kuifanyia ni rahisi kuliko mwanamke.
Mwenyeji wangu akawa kampata dada mmoja maji ya kunde hivi ambapo nilikuja kubaini kaolewa na jamaa mmoja hivi ambaye ni agent wa Mabasi ya mikoani.Huyo dada hujishughulisha na uuzaji wa nafaka soko hapahapa.Yule mwenyeji wangu akamleta yule dada ambaye kiumri ni kati ya 28-30.Tukawa tumebadilishana namba na yule dada.Siku ya kuja kunifanyia usafi akaja vizuri tu nikamfungulia chumba akaanza kukifanyia usafi mara "oooh mke wako ana bahati sana inaonekana unamjali"...Nikamuuliza kwa nini unasema hivi wakati tumefahamiana leo? Akajibu "unaonekana tu kupitia kauli zako za upole."
Nikasema kwani mmeo hakujali akaanza kulalamika " oooh yaani mwanamme malaya sana yule hanijali sasa hivi ninadaiwa na kikundi ila hataki kunisapoti na biashara yangu imeyumba kutokana na mvua pamoja na hali ya uchumi kuyumba.Yaani wewe kaka acha tu hapa nina mawazo"Nikamueleza natoka kidogo kufuata taa ili kuhakiki mfumo wa umeme!
Wakati nipo kwenye maduka akatuma text uwahi kuja...nikajibu ok.Niliporudi nikazijaribu taa zikakubali vizuri.Kisha nikaingia kwenye stoo akanifuata na kuniuliza na hii stoo umeichukua?Nikajibu hapana.Akaanza kujichekesha nikaona isiwe kesi nikamshika na kuanzia kumnyonya matiti,akaanza oooooooh niache!Nikamtoa Pichu nikamwinamisha na kuanza kupiga miti...Tukaishia hapo
Jana kanitumia text we kaka una dhambi sana,yaani ukanito***a kwenye stoo!!!

Ila nilichobaini wake za watu waliojiunga kwenye mikopo ya vikundi wanalika sana!
 
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