Uzalo Special Thread

[Jagiya]

Naona kabisa mywangu nosi anaenda kutafunwa na mastermind..!
Anajilengesha sana. Malaya huyu.
Na sma kachukuliwa na Mk sijui nakwama wapi jamani..
Itabidi niende kwa Jagiya autibu moyo wangu

hahahah pole aseh nilikua nataka nikuwahi mapema nikupe pole maana umewakosa wotee sio nosi sio smaa hahahah pole sana

 

[Jagiya]

Jana ijumaa niliikuta mwisho kabisa.
Pale mastermind yupo ofisini na nosi itakuwa walipigana mate ITV wanakataga.
Ila huyu nosi kamuelewa zweli kweli au genye tu na upweke?

hapana nosi hakuwa na upweke bali alikua na hasira maana mk alimuua mpambe wa yule jamaa aliekuwa royal customer nadhan sasa mxo,mk na mamayake wanamficha sasa akaghadhabika akamfuata na mastermind nae akasema hajui vilevile,
nosi akabaki amechukia ndio master akamuita akakaa, ndio master akupoteza nafasi....akakunyang'anya tonge mdomoni😅
Its Pancho

 

[Its Pancho]

hapana nosi hakuwa na upweke bali alikua na hasira maana mk alimuua mpambe wa yule jamaa aliekuwa royal customer nadhan sasa mxo,mk na mamayake wanamficha sasa akaghadhabika akamfuata na mastermind nae akasema hajui vilevile,
nosi akabaki amechukia ndio master akamuita akakaa, ndio master akupoteza nafasi....akakunyang'anya tonge mdomoni😅
Its Pancho

Shit pumbavu sana huyu jamaa..
Hajaridhika na yule demu tipwa tipwa thobile?..
Kama vipi nihamie kwa mamlambo aniroge vizuri nimechoka.

 

[Jagiya]

Shit pumbavu sana huyu jamaa..
Hajaridhika na yule demu tipwa tipwa thobile?..
Kama vipi nihamie kwa mamlambo aniroge vizuri nimechoka.

😅😅ooh...pole sana i can feel your pain😔 ila mamlambo hamtawezana hataa🙅‍♀️jarbu kuvumilia atamuacha tu

 

[Its Pancho]

hahahah pole aseh nilikua nataka nikuwahi mapema nikupe pole maana umewakosa wotee sio nosi sio smaa hahahah pole sana

Huu ni uonevu ngoja nivizie watagombana tu nami nawahi
Halafu mama mxo yuko singo yaan eeh nmekumbuka.. 😇😇

 

[Its Pancho]

😅😅ooh...pole sana i can feel your pain😔 ila mamlambo hamtawezana hataa🙅‍♀️jarbu kuvumilia atamuacha tu

Nosi jamani dah acha nikajinyonge mie
Mamlambo achelewi kunichoma kwa li pastor nkosi
Bye bye tukutane akhera..

 

[Jagiya]

Huu ni uonevu ngoja nivizie watagombana tu nami nawahi
Halafu mama mxo yuko singo yaan eeh nmekumbuka.. 😇😇

hahahah kweli et jarbu apo ujishkishe kwa muda

 

[Its Pancho]

Mkuu Agogwe una mpango gani kupindua meza kubeba nombuso
Au weye ndio kama mie tumuachie Mungu?

 

[Jagiya]

Nosi jamani dah acha nikajinyonge mie
Mamlambo achelewi kunichoma kwa li pastor nkosi
Bye bye tukutane akhera..

tuliza jazba mda bado upo usifikie huko🙏😔

 

[Its Pancho]

hahahah kweli et jarbu apo ujishkishe kwa muda

Tatizo mumewe soon litarudi nisije pasuliwa mayai ya uzazi bure

 

[Its Pancho]

tuliza jazba mda bado upo usifikie huko🙏😔

😁😁😁😁nimeghairi kufa..

 

[Jagiya]

Tatizo mumewe soon litarudi nisije pasuliwa mayai ya uzazi bure

😂😂ni kisanga mkuu jarbu kwa mama pastor umfariji ata

 

[Jagiya]

😁😁😁😁nimeghairi kufa..

hurray🎉 ayo ndiyo maneno sasa🥂

 

[Its Pancho]

😂😂ni kisanga mkuu jarbu kwa mama pastor umfariji ata

Huyu ataanza kuniletea mambo ya "pepo mchafu tokaa "
Kwa kweli mikono nimenyoosha..

 

[Its Pancho]

hurray🎉 ayo ndiyo maneno sasa🥂

Tumlipizie nosi na sisi 😁😁

 

[Jagiya]

Huyu ataanza kuniletea mambo ya "pepo mchafu tokaa "
Kwa kweli mikono nimenyoosha..

dah barrier kila kona sasa itakuwaje...

 

[Jagiya]

Tumlipizie nosi na sisi 😁😁

kwako wewe utamlipiza mimi jeh ntamlipiza nani..?

 

[Its Pancho]

kwako wewe utamlipiza mimi jeh ntamlipiza nani..?

Dhlomo jamani. Unamkana leo?

 

[Jagiya]

Dhlomo jamani. Unamkana leo?

weeeeh... hapana aseh, yule no kwakweli wangu namsubr soon utamwona

 

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